Common, let's hear it, what is the strangest request you have received for retouching or manipulation work?

i had a woman email me that wanted her family photos to be retouched so that they could have some great memories of what they looked like before their children grew up...she then asked me to make her look like she was 140lbs (she was about 250) i died laughing since starting a statement with i want to remember what i look like followed with please make me look 100 lbs smaller threw me off quite a bit

The strangest request Ive received so far...well Im not sure if its all that strange, but a friend of mine asked me to transform his body into that of a Gerard Butler 300 body! lol
I have the before & after around somewhere if you would like to see.

I have had an artist want me to retouch some images of chocolate all over them before....umm not exactly my cup of cocoa.