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If you were to become a criminal
What would your crime be? What kind of federali would you be?  Sep 23 10 03:41 pm Link I'll be albert fish definitly. For the cannibalism part...*out* What about you? Sep 23 10 03:41 pm Link I'd be a serial bAw killer Sep 23 10 03:42 pm Link Just armed robbery of rich folks. I'd keep it simple. Sep 23 10 03:42 pm Link white collar and high dollar... Sep 23 10 03:42 pm Link Also a bank robber. I'd wear my Satan mask and recruit a saddam to be my partner. Sep 23 10 03:43 pm Link until the Freedom of Religion Act in the 1980s, it was against the law to be human, to be a native, to hold ceremony! American facts that go overlooked Sep 23 10 03:44 pm Link How can it be against the law to be human? Also pick a crime that you would do ledeaux! Sep 23 10 03:47 pm Link natives all over America carried on traditional ceremonies in secret,for most of the 20th century. Sep 23 10 03:47 pm Link DIA contractor with a national security letter. Sep 23 10 03:49 pm Link Big A-Larger Than Life wrote: to indians, we are human, animals and traditional ceremony was banned till recently. 1982 [i think] Sep 23 10 03:50 pm Link LeDeux Art wrote: Thats super interesting. Now what fucking type of criminal are you?!!!!!! Sep 23 10 03:50 pm Link insider trading. Sep 23 10 03:56 pm Link I'd also be a smooth criminal. Sep 23 10 03:56 pm Link I want to be like Martha Stewart. She can do crafts and commit crimes!! She's an all around lady!! Sep 23 10 03:59 pm Link I'd be the head of a religious cult. Lots of money and sexual depravity. Sep 23 10 04:00 pm Link Mischa M wrote: Insider trading with $50k of stock and shes worth a gazillion dollars. She didn't commit a crime, she was made an example of. Sep 23 10 04:03 pm Link If?? Were???   Lets go with columbian cartel kingpin... Sep 23 10 04:03 pm Link Bank robber of course. Like Willie Sutton said "Because that's where the money is." Thought about being Robin Hood, But the Government already got that Gig! Sep 23 10 04:04 pm Link and criminal minded. Sep 23 10 04:04 pm Link Two words... world... domination. I'd make Cobra Commander look like a Sunday school teacher! Sep 23 10 04:05 pm Link Big A-Larger Than Life wrote: It would probably be a misdemeanor because I'm too much of a pussy to pull off a felony. Sep 23 10 04:05 pm Link Richard Karlsen wrote: Why be a bank robber, be a bank CEO. They rob and get paid a bonus on top of it. LOL Sep 23 10 04:06 pm Link Bernie Browder wrote: But... but... She had an ankle bracelet!! Sep 23 10 04:06 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: BDP for the win Sep 23 10 04:06 pm Link Shaken Ikon Imaging wrote: thinking the same! I almost posted a YouTube vid but figured no one would know who the hell they were. Sep 23 10 04:10 pm Link Paul Bryson Photography wrote: come on, you know you would love prison.... Sep 23 10 04:10 pm Link I hear being a paid assasin is a lot like being a freelance photographer... It's good work, when you can get it.. Sep 23 10 04:12 pm Link art thief. for sure. Sep 23 10 04:13 pm Link Hit man with a heart of gold. Sep 23 10 04:13 pm Link Shaken Ikon Imaging wrote: I bet the "flake rants" on Assasin Mayhem are just ridiculous though.... Sep 23 10 04:14 pm Link Shaken Ikon Imaging wrote: The assasinee would flake and you would end up shooting tin cans. Sep 23 10 04:15 pm Link Shaken Ikon Imaging wrote: Only on Friday nights. Sep 23 10 04:19 pm Link SPRINGHEEL wrote: EDIT: fixed per Springheel's request! Sep 23 10 04:22 pm Link Compass Rose Studios wrote: You quoted the wrong damn guy.... Sep 23 10 04:23 pm Link SPRINGHEEL wrote: You have nothing better to do? Sep 23 10 04:25 pm Link United States Senator from the Great State of Ohio. Sep 23 10 04:26 pm Link Compass Rose Studios wrote: You made me weep....I hope you're happy Sep 23 10 04:26 pm Link Although I don't condone such activity, I think I'd make a damn good thief. The high dollar kind. Not like stealing a muffin from the convenience store. Were I to choose violence, which would be even less likely, I would probably cut the testicles, penises, clitorises, and boobs off of people. But leave them alive. Pop a catheter in there and they'd be just peachy. Or maybe I'd be the kind of person who mentally controls people into doing all my "dirty" work for me, yet I remain clean. Of course I'd make sure they were people deserving of the task (and being caught). Sep 23 10 04:27 pm Link SPRINGHEEL wrote: I'm only happy when I can drink the tears of the people I make cry. But I did fix my post! Sep 23 10 04:27 pm Link |
