I had a few Brews last night at the local Pub and while it was yummy going down around 3 hours later I did some interior decorating in the toilet when I vomited everywhere uncontrollably...

Now there's no way to tell if the kegs they used were off is there? Tasted alright going down..

Today I rang the Pub and lodged a complaint... I am pretty sure it was the booze that brought this on, possibly the kegs



/parody

You have to spin the kegs or something, but of course you can't do this if they're already tapped.

I think I dated her in college. Or maybe her mother.

Oh shit! She might be my daughter!!!!