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Laurence Moan

Posts: 7844

Huntington Beach, California, US

Jan 13 15 08:24 pm Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?

His pants fit him like a glove!

Jan 13 15 09:41 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Laurence Moan wrote:
who would they be?

https://www.channelguidemagblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/LWgroup2.jpg

I'm not very good at counting, but the last time I checked, that is six, not five.

My 5...

Cell phone
Visine
gum/breath freshener
memory cards
business cards

Jan 13 15 11:46 pm Link

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Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Ten million dollars!

Jan 15 15 01:46 pm Link

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Robb Mann

Posts: 12327

Baltimore, Maryland, US

The keys to my mansion, yacht, Ferrari, leer jet, and submarine.

Jan 15 15 02:52 pm Link

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Gelsen Aripia Images

Posts: 230

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

My boyfriend
Twenty bucks
Lipbalm
My transit pass
Two quarters to perhaps use a payphone

My boyfriend would be the first person to say that he wouldn't fit in my pants, but he's still my first choice...............

Jan 15 15 06:29 pm Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Well, if I had a penis and 4 balls, I could probably handle all of those lovely little ladies!

Jan 16 15 05:41 pm Link

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Jacquelyn Marie

Posts: 4228

Boston, Massachusetts, US

My phone
Starbucks giftcard
Gum
Mini perfume
ID

Jan 18 15 09:58 am Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

2 legs
+2 balls
+1 Penis
=5
yeah. I'm not giving any of those up.

Jan 20 15 02:09 am Link