Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > SF2: Ess Effin Two > I wrote a joke Amazon product review

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

....that was referenced in a Buzzfeed article.

I'm anonyfamous now


http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/i … .nkXX9xz94

It's the one entitled: "The infamous War Boy guitarist even chimes in."

May 29 15 06:56 pm Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

Koryn wrote:
....that was referenced in a Buzzfeed article.

I'm anonyfamous now


http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/i … .nkXX9xz94

It's the one entitled: "The infamous War Boy guitarist even chimes in."

lol  borat

May 29 15 07:58 pm Link

Photographer

NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

You silver tongued devil.

May 29 15 09:06 pm Link

Photographer

Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Koryn wrote:
....that was referenced in a Buzzfeed article.

I'm anonyfamous now


http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/i … .nkXX9xz94

It's the one entitled: "The infamous War Boy guitarist even chimes in."

i LOL'd forreals

https://img.pandawhale.com/96617-taxi-driver-clapping-gif-Rober-MD3l.gif

May 29 15 09:18 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

That gif is most excellent.

I don't know where it's from, or who it is, but it's a determined clap.

May 30 15 07:24 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
You silver tongued devil.

My actual real-life job is that I ghostwrite business strategy books and memoirs, for folks who want to be authors, but either are not very good at writing, or just don't want to do it.

Day jawb iz rill srs. Sumtimes I want to rite dum stuff.

I'm sure that got more readership than any of the legit book projects I've worked on during the past year.

May 30 15 07:27 am Link

Photographer

NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

Koryn wrote:
That gif is most excellent.

I don't know where it's from, or who it is, but it's a determined clap.

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514wPTpgNwL.jpg

May 30 15 03:15 pm Link

Photographer

Motordrive Photography

Posts: 7087

Lodi, California, US

lol lol I laughed until I stopped

May 30 15 05:27 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:

https://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514wPTpgNwL.jpg

Oh, I saw Taxi Driver, but I don't remember the character having that hair 'do.

Didn't it have Jodi Foster in it, when she was a teenager?

May 30 15 06:12 pm Link

Model

Dea and the Beast

Posts: 4796

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:

Oh, I saw Taxi Driver, but I don't remember the character having that hair 'do.

Didn't it have Jodi Foster in it, when she was a teenager?

Yup.
13 years old playing a prostitute. Hawte.

Jun 01 15 06:04 am Link

Photographer

Toto Photo

Posts: 3757

Belmont, California, US

Can an original novel be far behind?

Jun 01 15 12:32 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Toto Photo wrote:
Can an original novel be far behind?

That's probably really, really far behind.

Even if I wanted to do my own writing, I wouldn't have time.

Jun 01 15 06:16 pm Link

Photographer

Michael Bots

Posts: 8020

Kingston, Ontario, Canada

This product has garnered some unusual reviews



Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-W … B005MR3IVO
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3IKIXCIYNNWVD

Jun 01 15 08:38 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Michael Bots wrote:
This product has garnered some unusual reviews



Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon
http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-W … B005MR3IVO
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3IKIXCIYNNWVD

The elephant-pig mating story was ....wow... tears came to my eyes.

Jun 02 15 02:01 pm Link

Photographer

Toto Photo

Posts: 3757

Belmont, California, US

Koryn wrote:

That's probably really, really far behind.

Even if I wanted to do my own writing, I wouldn't have time.

Shame really. I've always thought you'd make a good writer, especially given your background. Oh well, at least you didn't say "no".

Jun 03 15 03:45 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Toto Photo wrote:
Shame really. I've always thought you'd make a good writer, especially given your background. Oh well, at least you didn't say "no".

I've technically written five or six books since last October, but they will all go to print under other people's names, because they were built around those people's ideas.

That's okay with me.

If I did write my own work, it would be about my life as a traveling model and adult industry worker, and would have to be printed under a different name anyway.

Jun 04 15 08:26 pm Link

Photographer

Bobby C

Posts: 2696

Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand

Koryn wrote:
...
If I did write my own work, it would be about my life as a traveling model and adult industry worker, and would have to be printed under a different name anyway.

There's definitely a  story there. ^^^
You should do it !
I'm thinking of retiring and writing too...

Jun 05 15 10:36 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Bobby C wrote:

There's definitely a  story there. ^^^
You should do it !
I'm thinking of retiring and writing too...

Go. To. Thailand.

Jun 05 15 07:04 pm Link