ElleV wrote:
I heart Kelli

She has cut woman in bar fights for saying this...... 

You need to run .....

NOW.

Before Kelli babes gets healthy enough to whomp you.

Digitoxin wrote:

She has cut woman in bar fights for saying this...... 

You need to run .....

NOW.

Before Kelli babes gets healthy enough to whomp you.

...something tells me Kelli wont mind.

Digitoxin wrote:
She has cut woman in bar fights for saying this...... 

You need to run .....

NOW.

Before Kelli babes gets healthy enough to whomp you.

ElleV wrote:
...something tells me Kelli wont mind.

You don't know Kelli.... she will pretend like she doesn't mind.  But it is only an act.  Then, when you let her close, she will pull out that STARE and rip your lungs out (or stab you with a sharpened chopstick -- but that is another story all together).

Tell me ElleV, have you seen Kelli's killer Camaro with the pink wheels?

ElleV wrote:

...something tells me Kelli wont mind.

Nope.

I likes her.

She can see my hubcaps anytime.

ElleV wrote:
...something tells me Kelli wont mind.

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Nope.

I likes her.

She can see my hubcaps anytime.

Kelli babes:  are you still going to Austin to murder men and drink with abandon?  ElleV is right down the road.  Take the pink camaro with the pink wheels and chinese throwing stars and maybe you and ElleV can slay some photographers (or college boys.... your choice).

I know that you will be heading back to the Sorbonne soon to finish your Masters Degree in astrophysics with a minor in Fashion Design, but, if you have time, head to Austin..... you and ElleV would likely leave the town "Wanted" by the cops.

Seriously folks, if anyone has made it through this thread, you should now totally and completely understand that you need to book Kelli...... FREAKIN' NOW..... don't wait..... NOW!

Jonathan Erickson wrote:
I KNEW this girl was serious stuff when I saw her vehicle of choice.....I FREAKED OUT when I saw her dashboard was decked out with green duck tape. Who knows what she stores underneath it...probably pieces of photographers and stylists that didn't pay the rates that she deserved....

Fashion world, watch out for the Kickster!! She is a force to be reckoned with!!

Oh, man, I missed the dashboard completely.  Green Duct tape, eh?.  She probs uses that tape to dispose of her victims for sure.  I mean, first, they hire her.  Then she saunters in all dorka-a-billy like.  And folks say "nice girl, kinda cute, sorta.  I can handle her." 

Then, into makeup and wardrobe and POOF, out comes a killer fashionista that will rob you of your manhood and kill you with that stare.  It is actually sad, really.  If she lets you live, she leaves you weeping as you know, you just know, that you have worked a Ranchin' Rockstar and you might not get the chance again!

Folks, hire this diva-dork turned rock-a-billy rockstar fashionista!

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Hahahaha.

I have a perfectly good excuse for why the inside of my car is covered with duct tape.

....

I just have to figure out what that excuse is......

I have.....

it's called hiding your murder victims.


Hey, Slayer, when are you heading back to the Sorbonne for your last semester?

Sea W wrote:
I just shot with Kelli. She's amazing. Just thought I'd share a shot from today with you guys.

Nice shot.

Kelli must have liked it since she let you live.  Did she pull a "Roller Derby" on you and bitchslap you silly or were you able to escape without bruises?

Did she regale you with tales of ranchin' and ropin' and cattle and brandin'? 

Did you get a chance to validate the pink wheels on the car or the story of the green duct tape on the dashboard?  Switchblades in the glovebox?

Come-on Sea, dish the dirt babe, dish the dirt!

Sea W wrote:
I just shot with Kelli. She's amazing. Just thought I'd share a shot from today with you guys.

I love the wardrobe... very beautiful!!!!

DougBPhoto wrote:
I love the wardrobe... very beautiful!!!!

It's a damn good thing that you live in Portland Doug......

Kelli has killed for less than that.

If you see a pink camaro with pink wheels and green duct tape on the dashboard cruising your hood, run..... Kelli has found you!

Digitoxin wrote:

Nice shot.

Kelli must have liked it since she let you live.  Did she pull a "Roller Derby" on you and bitchslap you silly or were you able to escape without bruises?

Did she regale you with tales of ranchin' and ropin' and cattle and brandin'? 

Did you get a chance to validate the pink wheels on the car or the story of the green duct tape on the dashboard?  Switchblades in the glovebox?

Come-on Sea, dish the dirt babe, dish the dirt!

Well...
The wheels are pink, but only slightly. It's really more of a pinkish black if that makes sense.
She offered to hog-tie the makeup artist, that was a little different.
I made it out unscathed... at least physically.

Seriously, Kelli was sensational. She's an awesome model.

Kelli Kickham wrote:
I love the shot Chels! Thanks, I had a lot of fun.

So, I had my first roller derby bout ever last night and I got MVP.

Soooo excited.

Wow that's sweet.

Digitoxin wrote:
Nice shot.

Kelli must have liked it since she let you live.  Did she pull a "Roller Derby" on you and bitchslap you silly or were you able to escape without bruises?

Did she regale you with tales of ranchin' and ropin' and cattle and brandin'? 

Did you get a chance to validate the pink wheels on the car or the story of the green duct tape on the dashboard?  Switchblades in the glovebox?

Come-on Sea, dish the dirt babe, dish the dirt!

Sea W wrote:
Well...
The wheels are pink, but only slightly. It's really more of a pinkish black if that makes sense.
She offered to hog-tie the makeup artist, that was a little different.
I made it out unscathed... at least physically.

Seriously, Kelli was sensational. She's an awesome model.

Hog-tie the MUA?  Seriously!  Wow!  Kelli is expanding her web of victims!  She told me that she learned to tie all of her knots on the Ranch.  Daddy taught her. 

Tell me:  Did Kelli leave you scared mentally for life and did all the cats in your studio run away from her when she tried to pick them up?  Around Kelli, cats need all of their nine lives.

Can you get that STARE out of your brain yet?

Folks: listen to Sea...... hire this girl.  Hire her now, before she comes to your town, hunts you down like a mad dog and slays you.

Kelli Kickham wrote:
I love the shot Chels! Thanks, I had a lot of fun.

So, I had my first roller derby bout ever last night and I got MVP.

Soooo excited.

Again with the Roller Derby?  Kelli babes, you are gonna kill some poor little momma.  What does "MVP" stand for? 

Most Vicious Participant?
Meanest Violent Person?
Many Venomous Punches?
Model Vociferously Participating?

ESCALANTE wrote:


Enuff said....

rockstar rancher with a hard of gold (and a big knife).

Digitoxin wrote:
Again with the Roller Derby?  Kelli babes, you are gonna kill some poor little momma.  What does "MVP" stand for? 

Most Vicious Participant?
Meanest Violent Person?
Many Venomous Punches?
Model Vociferously Participating?

You tell us if that dont describe this little thing...

Digitoxin wrote:
Again with the Roller Derby?  Kelli babes, you are gonna kill some poor little momma.  What does "MVP" stand for? 

Most Vicious Participant?
Meanest Violent Person?
Many Venomous Punches?
Model Vociferously Participating?

ESCALANTE wrote:
You tell us if that dont describe this little thing...

"Model Viciously Posing........."


Nice work E.

ESCALANTE wrote:


Enuff said....

she reminds me of nala from the lion king.  pretty, yet strong and cub like. 

very beautiful!

LelaHazary wrote:
she reminds me of nala from the lion king.  pretty, yet strong and cub like. 

very beautiful!

You might be the only model on MM that Kelli couldn't stomp and stick with her home-made blade.  You're tough (and cute) too!

But, did you grow up on a ranch branding cattle and butchering them for fun and profit??

LelaHazary wrote:

she reminds me of nala from the lion king.  pretty, yet strong and cub like. 

very beautiful!

Hey! I played Nala in high school!

hehehe. She's always been my favorite.

Kelli Kickham wrote:
Hey! I played Nala in high school!

hehehe. She's always been my favorite.

Suuuuuure ya did.

Go back to beating the crap out of some Roller Derby Queen at the rink.  Will you be going on Tour anytime soon or do your studies at the Sorbonne conflict?

Sandra Glenn wrote:
Teehee.


She messaged me on MM about a week ago I think.. But I'm not a photographer or I would jump on the chance to shoot with her.... But a double shoot wouldn't be too bad, I'd love to meet this girl in person finally, she seems pretty niffty to me.

I'm pretty sure I could give her a run for her money with that stare though ^__~


Well..... maybe not lol. But it'd be fun to try

Oh, man.  You need to read this thread... I mean, the WHOLE thread.  The girl is a vicious roller derby killer (with a heart of gold).  She would just as soon stomp ya or whomp ya as to hang with ya. 

Really, she is a fashionista Divadorkabilly -- so be careful.  Rumor is that Pink Camaro of hers (the one with the Pink wheels) just had a flat tire.  How sad is that?  The Pink Divadork-mobile had a pink flat tire.  Sad.  Very sad.  Can you imagine what the dude she called to the change her tire musta said "hmmmph, pink wheels!"  Good thing he didn't say it out loud or kelli woulda pulled out a can of Whoop-a** and let the dude have it!

Digitoxin wrote:
Oh, man.  You need to read this thread... I mean, the WHOLE thread.  The girl is a vicious roller derby killer (with a heart of gold).  She would just as soon stomp ya or whomp ya as to hang with ya. 

Really, she is a fashionista Divadorkabilly -- so be careful.  Rumor is that Pink Camaro of hers (the one with the Pink wheels) just had a flat tire.  How sad is that?  The Pink Divadork-mobile had a pink flat tire.  Sad.  Very sad.  Can you imagine what the dude she called to the change her tire musta said "hmmmph, pink wheels!"  Good thing he didn't say it out loud or kelli woulda pulled out a can of Whoop-a** and let the dude have it!

oh i read the whole thread and i am sooo not scared, there were crazier b!tches in my high school growing up

and does she seriously have a pink camaro? My Goddess in the Summerland that would be freaking AMAZING to see, especially if it's under the year 1990. There's a 67 ford mustang here in enid that's got a metalic purple pearl paint job with lime green accents... God I love seeing that car....

i'm terlling ya, you want classic cars, and close by, come to enid. it's heaven over here... Well, for me atleast... whoops, taking away from Kelli....

i mean uh... OH NO!!! INSANE PSYCOPATHIC DIVA DORKABILLY!

Run?

Sandra Glenn wrote:
i mean uh... OH NO!!! INSANE PSYCOPATHIC DIVA DORKABILLY!

Run?

You better run now.  And if you see a pink Camaro with Pink Wheels driving slow down your street......

HIDE

Because the Roller Derby Dorkabilly, Chopstick Sharpening, blonde with the Killer Stare has hunted you down.  The Girl can melt bricks with just that Stare. 

HIDE now.

Sandra Glenn wrote:
lol. i adore her stare so intense, and pretty

Nobody calls Kelli "pretty" and lives.  Watchout for the pink camaro with duct tape on the dash!

Digitoxin wrote:

Nobody calls Kelli "pretty" and lives.  Watchout for the pink camaro with duct tape on the dash!

Hmm maybe I'll get her some Fuzzy Pink stuff to stick to the Dashboard and hide the Duct tape... sum lil dingle balls to frame the windows .....

Digitoxin wrote:
Nobody calls Kelli "pretty" and lives.  Watchout for the pink camaro with duct tape on the dash!

ESCALANTE wrote:
Hmm maybe I'll get her some Fuzzy Pink stuff to stick to the Dashboard and hide the Duct tape... sum lil dingle balls to frame the windows .....

pfffft does Kelli look like a girl that wants fuzzy pink stuff to stick on her dash?  Geezus E, she musta taken pity on you since you are still alive.  Or, perhaps she just likes the way you shoot so she decided not to kill you.

I see on Kelli Babe's page that she is heading to Chicago soon.  With all the trash talking of this Divadork, you better get your kung fu mojo goin' or you are gonna get slaughtered.