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Fare thee well MM

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Novolazarovskaya - permanent station of Russia, Sector claimed by Norway, Antarctica

In communist China, eel eats you!


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Apr 30 10 01:49 pm Link

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TheCinCity Project

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The Natalya wrote:

Because I bet you can bait a snake in there with a little gerbil smile

This part....

Apr 30 10 01:52 pm Link

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Andy Durazo

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Hillary Devi R wrote:
"You've lost that lovin' eeling"

- That comment nearly made me fall of the bed in a fit of laughter.

ROFL

lol

Apr 30 10 01:54 pm Link

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Fare thee well MM

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TheCinCity Project wrote:

This part....

are you asking if I have any experience with snakes, gerbils, baiting snakes, feeding snakes, what?

Apr 30 10 01:56 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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The Natalya wrote:

do eel eat small vermin?
Because I bet you can bait a snake in there with a little gerbil smile

Richard Gere borrowed mine and never gave it back.

Not sure I'd WANT it back.

Apr 30 10 01:57 pm Link

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-Nicole-

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Orca Bay Images wrote:

Some of my college wrestling teammates went on a sports exchange tour of Japan and the guys didn't exactly behave well.

During one night of particularly hard partying, the heavyweight wrestler from a rival college passed out first. The other guys dropped his trousers, slumped him over a sofa so his bare ass was sticking up, and stuck American and Japanese flags in his ass. They then took pictures. They called them the "Mount Suribachi pictures."

He reportedly woke up hours later on the floor with the flags still in his ass. He was pretty dour and mean for the remainder of the tour.

yikes

lol!!!!!!!

Apr 30 10 02:19 pm Link

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Compass Rose Studios

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Maybe I'm being too serial for this thread but does anyone consider sticking something in someone's ass without their consent...um...rape?

Apr 30 10 02:27 pm Link

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Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Maybe I'm being too serial for this thread but does anyone consider sticking something in someone's ass without their consent...um...rape?

100%

Apr 30 10 02:28 pm Link

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AndrewFoto

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Art of CIP wrote:
The comments are HILARIOUS!!!!

"Was the eel hungry again an hour later?"

f'n classic!


Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Maybe I'm being too serial for this thread but does anyone consider sticking something in someone's ass without their consent...um...rape?

Yeah, but this one seems all to tabloidish to be true so I think it's fair game.

Apr 30 10 02:35 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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Apr 30 10 02:41 pm Link

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Dannielle Levan

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Which is why it's bad to be a lightweight.
Bet that tasted like shit.  hurr hurr tongue

Apr 30 10 02:43 pm Link

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Dannielle Levan

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Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Maybe I'm being too serial for this thread but does anyone consider sticking something in someone's ass without their consent...um...rape?

Sodomy rape!

Apr 30 10 02:44 pm Link

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Rp-photo

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Houston, Texas, US

Hillary Devi R wrote:
"You've lost that lovin' eeling"

- That comment nearly made me fall of the bed in a fit of laughter.

I figure the eel made some kind of unchained melody.

Apr 30 10 02:47 pm Link

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UnoMundo

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-Jen- wrote:
he was drunk and someone shoved it up his butt while he was passed out.

http://gawker.com/5528187/chinese-man-d … the-inside

um. wow....if its really true.

No one has asked "HOW" did they get the eel up his butt?

Who volunteered to create a gaping aperture large enough to insert said eel?

Apr 30 10 05:00 pm Link

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Bon voyage

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UnoMundo wrote:

No one has asked "HOW" did they get the eel up his butt?

Who volunteered to create a gaping aperture large enough to insert said eel?

That's the most disturbing part.

What the hell did they have to do to the guy's ass to open it enough to stick an EEL inside?

Apr 30 10 05:17 pm Link

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Trey Fleming

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The Natalya wrote:
My question is - how do you not feel a foot and a half of eel shoved up you a?

Agreed.  I mean like when did he die?  The next day, the same night or what? 

but damn what a f'ed up way ta go.

Apr 30 10 05:26 pm Link

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Compass Rose Studios wrote:
Maybe I'm being too serial for this thread but does anyone consider sticking something in someone's ass without their consent...um...rape?

Too serial.

Would you call goosing someone "rape?"

I'd say it comes down to context and details. There's rape, there's battery, and then there's outrageous mischief.

Apr 30 10 06:17 pm Link

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HWM Photography

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Naperville, Illinois, US

Talk about a bowel movement...

Apr 30 10 06:19 pm Link

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Jerry Nemeth

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UnoMundo wrote:

No one has asked "HOW" did they get the eel up his butt?

Who volunteered to create a gaping aperture large enough to insert said eel?

Have you ever heard about the gerbils?    big_smile

Apr 30 10 06:19 pm Link