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Homeland Security has advice: scissors
Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/s … zePd6trYoM "WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman? No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back! That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site" from the ushomelandsecurity YouTube channel Options for Consideration http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI5EoWBRYmo Jan 31 13 05:22 am Link A scissor up the nose is no laughing matter. "Sorry, mate, I thought you were a terrorist!" Jan 31 13 05:27 am Link  Jan 31 13 05:28 am Link Oh, i see, that's why they are forbidden as a carry-on on planes! Because they are powerfull guns! Jan 31 13 06:03 am Link Who Knew? DHS just ordered 7000 FULL AUTO M16 style "personel defense" rifles for its agents. Taxpayers could have v been saved lots of money if they just went to WallyWorlds sewing dept instead!!!!! Jan 31 13 06:22 am Link But if you are carrying scissors, you can't run up to the shooter. You must walk carefully and slowly. Jan 31 13 06:35 am Link ArtisticPhotography wrote:
Jan 31 13 08:33 am Link ArtisticPhotography wrote: +1 Jan 31 13 08:46 am Link I just ordered me some Ninja throwing-scissors. Jan 31 13 10:19 am Link That's odd. The Department of Homeland Security is "training" TSA employees to "run away" in the event of a mass shooting scenario. http://communities.washingtontimes.com/ … ve-themse/ Jan 31 13 12:37 pm Link Caradoc wrote: that's what I'd do. If someone shoots up our office, I'm jumping out my window (to the roof next door) and running the fuck away. Fuck a scissors! Jan 31 13 12:41 pm Link Damon Banner wrote: It's what any sane person would do. However, TSA employees are A) not sane, B) incapable of being "trained," and C) for the most part incapable of getting up to a trot, let alone "running away." Jan 31 13 12:43 pm Link Caradoc wrote: Running away is always the best option when confronted with a better armed opponent. Sitting ducks are easy targets. Jan 31 13 12:47 pm Link Michael Bots wrote: HSD takes order from the Obama administration. Jan 31 13 12:48 pm Link Make sure you have a CSP - concealed scissors permit. Also be sure that they are not on the banned assault scissor list, or that they have been properly grandfathered in. Jan 31 13 02:16 pm Link ArtisticPhotography wrote: Or they might see you coming... Jan 31 13 02:37 pm Link "NO! Not those scissors, those are my Sewing Scissors!" Feb 01 13 09:51 am Link |
