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ethasleftthebuilding
Posts: 16685
Key West, Florida, US
Instinct Images wrote:
What about the donkey's constitutional rights??? ...if the donkey was armed!
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Mr Banner
Posts: 85322
Hayward, California, US
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3254
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
salvatori. wrote:
NO ONE said anything about the donkey being underage!!!
And besides, you have to look at the age in donkey years... haha
 Well, I've never researched 'donkey age of consent', so two years old may be old enough for a donkey.
Since I'm sticking to human women, you can do any follow-up this story needs.
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Chris Rifkin
Posts: 25581
Tampa, Florida, US
S W I N S K E Y wrote:
why is it always florida people? Heh
News of what goes on in this state reaches Europe
I have had a lot of explaining to do with my European friends
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salvatori.
Posts: 4288
Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica
"Hello, we're calling to schedule a donkey show..." ![https://project-blu.com/images/reviews/6243897d-85a5-5f7byaoqsncedrjpg.jpg]()
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
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salvatori.
Posts: 4288
Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica
Damon Banner wrote:
what is donkey style? I've heard of a donkey punch, but I'm not cool enough to know what it actually is...
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ethasleftthebuilding
Posts: 16685
Key West, Florida, US
IBS wrote:
cough cough
Don't forget Texas. Yep, all those rejects from other states that moved here in the last 30 years.
I live in a small county. The Sheriff once commented that out of the 32 prisoners in his jail at the time, only 6 of them were born in Texas. Out of the 28 who were not born in Texas, only 2 were not US citizens. None of the 28 had grown up or attended school in Texas.
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salvatori.
Posts: 4288
Amundsen-Scott - permanent station of the US, Unclaimed Sector, Antarctica
Top Level Studio wrote:
...you can do any follow-up this story needs. I'll work my ass off for that story...
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
ernst tischler wrote:
Yep, all those rejects from other states that moved here in the last 30 years.
I live in a small county. The Sheriff once commented that out of the 32 prisoners in his jail at the time, only 6 of them were born in Texas. Out of the 28 who were not born in Texas, only 2 were not US citizens. None of the 28 had grown up or attended school in Texas. sounds like more of a cow town to me
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Digitoxin
Posts: 13456
Denver, Colorado, US
ernst tischler wrote:
Yep, all those rejects from other states that moved here in the last 30 years.
I live in a small county. The Sheriff once commented that out of the 32 prisoners in his jail at the time, only 6 of them were born in Texas. Out of the 28 who were not born in Texas, only 2 were not US citizens. None of the 28 had grown up or attended school in Texas. And that only goes to show that:
1) all the Texas criminals went to other States or
2) Texas born law enforcement is too stupid to catch Texas born criminals.
Prove me wrong.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Digitoxin wrote:
Is it necessary to take off one's shirt to allegedly have sex with Doodle? Doodle has standards.
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
Damianne wrote:
Usually from noticing damage done to the animal, either in their behavior or physically. If the guy's packing enough that he can damage a donkey either physically or psychologically, he's got a hell of a future in porn.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Orca Bay Images wrote:
If the guy's packing enough that he can damage a donkey either physically or psychologically, he's got a hell of a future in porn. In all fairness Romero said Doodle was " asking for it."
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sublime LightWorks
Posts: 6074
Atlanta, Georgia, US
IBS wrote:
I wonder whether Doodle will testify A wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband.
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Digitoxin
Posts: 13456
Denver, Colorado, US
IBS wrote:
Doodle has standards. Snickerdoodles.
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Bill Sylvester
Posts: 1509
Fairfield, Ohio, US
Wouldn't have been illegal a couple of years ago. Those damn Democrats, interfering in the personal lives of Florida donkey fuckers! Blame it on Obama.
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sublime LightWorks
Posts: 6074
Atlanta, Georgia, US
IBS wrote:
" In an interview with the Star-Banner from jail, Romero said he has “never been a people person” and has always had an attraction for horses.
“I’ve had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would’ve eventually had sex with [Doodle],” but told the newspaper that he didn’t because “she’s blooming into maturity.”
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/f … z2JbGv7aso Judge: Mr. Romero, do you understand the conditions of your bail? You will not be allowed contact with Doodle. You are not allowed within 1000 feet of a race track or horse barn. Wearing of equestrian gear is not permitted. You are not allowed to engage in horseplay of any kind. You will not be allowed to watch "Sea Biscuit" or "Secretariat". Substance abuse of hay, oats, or possession of a feed bag will land you back before this court and revoke your bond. Do you understand this?
Romero: Neighhhhhhhhhhhh!
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R A V E N D R I V E
Posts: 15867
New York, New York, US
sounds like a slam dunk, for the zoophile
"The personal morals of the majority, whether based on religion or traditions, cannot be used as a reason to deprive a person of their personal liberties," the attorneys wrote. "If the statute were to require sexual conduct with animals to be nonconsensual or to cause injury in order to be a crime, then perhaps the State would have a rational basis and legitimate state interest in enforcement."
For the same reasons, the statute also violates the equal protection clause and singles out zoophiles. The attorneys cite that the statute does not ban specific zoophilic acts that "are non-consensual or inflict pain or injury on the animal."
If the law is written poorly, and you have cash, then ignore it.
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Digitoxin
Posts: 13456
Denver, Colorado, US
R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
sounds like a slam dunk..... What?
I thought we were talking about Doodle. Who slammed Dunk?
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
sublime LightWorks wrote:
A wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband. Yeah but it if it was an arreined marriage she might be tired of his sorry azz.
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Cherrystone
Posts: 37171
Columbus, Ohio, US
I take it wasn't good for Doodle so she complained?
Hell officer, I'd like to report a frustrated ass....
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Ronin_LLC
Posts: 2012
Louisville, Kentucky, US
So we should have the right to own everything from miniguns and rocket launchers to tactical nuclear weapons but not bone animals. Why is it that people can see that one thing is ridiculous(molesting animals) but not the other one(arming dangerous idiots). ![https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShGLC4BAdhwAb1qkG21XGj7-vPflz7Z7wvM4KklYf4SoqQwLN-]()
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John Sweet
Posts: 190
Denver, Colorado, US
It's about time someone did to the democrats what they are doing to us. ![https://sluggerotoole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Democrat_Donkey.jpg]()
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
Ronin_LLC wrote:
So we should have the right to own everything from miniguns and rocket launchers to tactical nuclear weapons but not bone animals.
Why is it that people can see that one thing is ridiculous(molesting animals) but not the other one(arming dangerous idiots).
![https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcShGLC4BAdhwAb1qkG21XGj7-vPflz7Z7wvM4KklYf4SoqQwLN-]() Do you have a gun?
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Rp-photo
Posts: 42711
Houston, Texas, US
salvatori. wrote:
I know, some people can't get a break ...
He just wanted a little ass.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
John Sweet wrote:
It's about time someone did to the democrats what they are doing to us.
![https://sluggerotoole.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Democrat_Donkey.jpg]() Dude Soapbox is that way.
This is not a political thread.
This is also not a gun control thread -- unless Doodle is armed and dangerous.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
rp_photo wrote:
He just wanted a little ass. Ha ha
Girl you look good won't you back that azz up
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R A V E N D R I V E
Posts: 15867
New York, New York, US
IBS wrote:
Dude Soapbox is that way.
This is not a political thread.
This is also not a gun control thread -- unless Doodle is armed and dangerous. we've been talking about pistols this whole thread, where have you been? 
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
we've been talking about pistols this whole thread, where have you been? I was busy . . . feeding time at the zoo
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R A V E N D R I V E
Posts: 15867
New York, New York, US
IBS wrote:
I was busy . . . feeding time at the zoo haha I shudder at the thought
enjoy your probably constitutional practices for the time being
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John Sweet
Posts: 190
Denver, Colorado, US
IBS wrote:
Dude Soapbox is that way.
This is not a political thread.
This is also not a gun control thread -- unless Doodle is armed and dangerous. Lighten up. It's called a joke.
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
John Sweet wrote:
Lighten up. It's called a joke. Righto dad
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Chicchowmein
Posts: 14585
Palm Beach, Florida, US
R A V E N D R I V E wrote:
haha I shudder at the thought
enjoy your probably constitutional practices for the time being Don't be a zoophobe man
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EdwardKristopher
Posts: 3409
Tempe, Arizona, US
IBS wrote:
"A Florida man accused of having sex with a miniature donkey in his care claims that state laws forbidding him from doing so are are a violation of his constitutional rights.
Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care."
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article … z2JatGllIU
Farmhand diddles donkey and says his constitutional rights are being violated.
No words . . . WOW! :-)
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EdwardKristopher
Posts: 3409
Tempe, Arizona, US
salvatori. wrote:
"Hello, we're calling to schedule a donkey show..."
![https://project-blu.com/images/reviews/6243897d-85a5-5f7byaoqsncedrjpg.jpg]() Totally kewl...! :-)
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Rob Harris
Posts: 176
Cairns, Queensland, Australia
When questioned by police, Doodle allegedly claimed that "eeyore, eeyore, eeyorelways does that to me"
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udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
IBS wrote:
Carlos R. Romero, 32, of Ocala, was arrested on September 14 and charged with engaging in sexual activity involving an animal and animal cruelty after police said he had sex with Doodle, a two-year-old miniature donkey in his care." Did the donkey have an orgasm?
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