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Spraying deodorant in the air
Deodorant used to come in spray cans, back when Right Guard ruled the world. That was before the days of Speed Stick and the solid deodorants. They banned the sprays because they put a hole in the ozone, caused global warming, killed the dinosaurs, hid Jimmy Hoffa's body, was sprayed on the grassy knoll and committed a series of other sins. It's freaking cold and windy out. I want it warm and sunny. I think I'm going to run outside and spray some deodorant in the air and kill of some ozones. Maybe I can get a bit of localized global warming for a day or two. Brrrrrrr. Feb 01 13 08:20 am Link The ozone hole and chlorofluorocarbons have nothing to do with warming; greenhouse gases do. The ozone depletion is about letting in too much UV radiation. So if you want to warm up a bit, make a bunch of cows fart. Feb 01 13 08:26 am Link Orca Bay Images wrote: We've got a lot of those around here, but I don't have any experience is Induced Flatulence. Maybe you could come do that for me. Feb 01 13 08:51 am Link Feed 'em cabbage. You'll be fine. Feb 01 13 08:57 am Link ArtisticPhotography wrote: uhhhmmm.... I dont see "warm and sunny" and Buffalo on Feb 1 as a likely combo, even with a trainload of spray cans .... sorry.... Feb 01 13 11:31 am Link BURN EVERYTHING!!!  Feb 01 13 04:55 pm Link Orca Bay Images wrote: You forgot the candle to ignite the fart... Feb 01 13 04:59 pm Link On Wednesday, it was 85 in Orlando. Please PLEASE, think of the children. Feb 01 13 05:07 pm Link global warming has been shown mainly to be a bust. That's why you see all the previous global warming shillers trying to back their way into 'climate change' lingo now. Feb 01 13 05:33 pm Link The Spaces Between wrote: Global warming is a hoax because some dude on the Internet says so. Feb 02 13 09:34 am Link Michael Broughton wrote: Reminds me of this: Feb 02 13 11:18 am Link |
