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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Deodorant used to come in spray cans, back when Right Guard ruled the world. That was before the days of Speed Stick and the solid deodorants. They banned the sprays because they put a hole in the ozone, caused global warming, killed the dinosaurs, hid Jimmy Hoffa's body, was sprayed on the grassy knoll and committed a series of other sins.

It's freaking cold and windy out. I want it warm and sunny. I think I'm going to run outside and spray some deodorant in the air and kill of some ozones. Maybe I can get a bit of localized global warming for a day or two. Brrrrrrr.
Feb 01 13 08:20 am  Link  Quote 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 32,233
Lodi, California, US


The ozone hole and chlorofluorocarbons have nothing to do with warming; greenhouse gases do. The ozone depletion is about letting in too much UV radiation.

So if you want to warm up a bit, make a bunch of cows fart.
Feb 01 13 08:26 am  Link  Quote 
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ArtisticPhotography
Posts: 7,699
Buffalo, New York, US


Orca Bay Images wrote:
The ozone hole and chlorofluorocarbons have nothing to do with warming; greenhouse gases do. The ozone depletion is about letting in too much UV radiation.

So if you want to warm up a bit, make a bunch of cows fart.

We've got a lot of those around here, but I don't have any experience is Induced Flatulence. Maybe you could come do that for me.

Feb 01 13 08:51 am  Link  Quote 
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Caveman Creations
Posts: 580
Fort Worth, Texas, US


Feed 'em cabbage. You'll be fine.
Feb 01 13 08:57 am  Link  Quote 
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rfordphotos
Posts: 4,811
Antioch, California, US


ArtisticPhotography wrote:
[...]

It's freaking cold and windy out. I want it warm and sunny. I think I'm going to run outside and spray some deodorant in the air and kill of some ozones. Maybe I can get a bit of localized global warming for a day or two. Brrrrrrr.

uhhhmmm.... I dont see "warm and sunny" and Buffalo on Feb 1 as a likely combo, even with a trainload of spray cans ....  sorry.... smile

Feb 01 13 11:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,229
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


BURN EVERYTHING!!!
http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/burn-everything.gif.gif
Feb 01 13 04:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Raoul Isidro Images
Posts: 6,143
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia


Orca Bay Images wrote:
So if you want to warm up a bit, make a bunch of cows fart.

You forgot the candle to ignite the fart...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaiJ0mPbbdk

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Feb 01 13 04:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Good Egg Productions
Posts: 15,440
Orlando, Florida, US


On Wednesday, it was 85 in Orlando.


Please PLEASE, think of the children.
Feb 01 13 05:07 pm  Link  Quote 
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The Spaces Between
Posts: 705
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


global warming has been shown mainly to be a bust.  That's why you see all the previous global warming shillers trying to back their way into 'climate change' lingo now.
Feb 01 13 05:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Fotticelli
Posts: 12,124
Lorton, Virginia, US


The Spaces Between wrote:
global warming has been shown mainly to be a bust.  That's why you see all the previous global warming shillers trying to back their way into 'climate change' lingo now.

Global warming is a hoax because some dude on the Internet says so.

Feb 02 13 09:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Brian Diaz
Posts: 62,888
Danbury, Connecticut, US


Michael Broughton wrote:
BURN EVERYTHING!!!
http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/burn-everything.gif.gif

Reminds me of this:
http://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo

Feb 02 13 11:18 am  Link  Quote 
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