Sorinphyre wrote:
This is the kid who played Atreyu in Neverending Story.  Noah Hathaway, all grown up.

That doesn't make me feel horny at all!  And I don't remember Neverending Story enough to remember Atreyu.

Epic fail!

Looknsee Photography wrote:

That doesn't make me feel horny at all!  And I don't remember Neverending Story enough to remember Atreyu.

Epic fail!

Hey, I never promised horny.

Russian Katarina wrote:
Nope, doesn't ring my bells.

How about this?

Looknsee Photography wrote:

That doesn't make me feel horny at all!  And I don't remember Neverending Story enough to remember Atreyu.

Epic fail!

+1
Hell, I never saw the damn thing.

The Space Cowboy wrote:
The kid from the original Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was in that movie.

No way...if true, Pat Morita didn't age well.

Caradoc wrote:

How about this?

I don't think you got what I meant with bells.

Caradoc wrote:

How about this?

Boxie

Christopher Hartman wrote:

No way...if true, Pat Morita didn't age well.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal … 55154.html

Brian Diaz wrote:

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal … 55154.html

All that "wax on, wax off" wears a fellow out. 

The Space Cowboy wrote:
The kid from the original Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was in that movie.

Christopher Hartman wrote:
No way...if true, Pat Morita didn't age well.

Damn. Forced me to look it up----dammmmmit I feel old

Pat Morita was ~52 when the movie was made, (born Jun of 1932) and Ralph Macchio was ~23 (born Nov of 1961).... so he is about 51 now..... close enough to make me feel like taking a nap......

Russian Katarina wrote:

I don't think you got what I meant with bells.

Sorry. I had parsed it as "Doesn't ring any bells," which is a common American English colloquialism for "I do not recall those details."

Caradoc wrote:

Sorry. I had parsed it as "Doesn't ring any bells," which is a common American English colloquialism for "I do not recall those details."

The OP was promising us women folk something that would make us horny.

This wasn't it.

Russian Katarina wrote:
The OP was promising us women folk something that would make us horny.

This wasn't it.

I get that. I just hadn't considered "doesn't ring my bells" as being particularly responsive to that topic.

"Doesn't ring my bell," maybe - or "doesn't ring any bells," for "don't remember that."

I'll just shut up now.

Russian Katarina wrote:

The OP was promising us women folk something that would make us horny.

This wasn't it.

I don't think anyone's sex was specified in the promise. 

Looknsee Photography wrote:
That doesn't make me feel horny at all!  And I don't remember Neverending Story enough to remember Atreyu.

Epic fail!

The Space Cowboy wrote:
Hey, I never promised horny.

The thread title kinda did.

Caradoc wrote:

I get that. I just hadn't considered "doesn't ring my bells" as being particularly responsive to that topic.

"Doesn't ring my bell," maybe - or "doesn't ring any bells," for "don't remember that."

I'll just shut up now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URAqnM1PP5E

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
Speaking of "old and horny," I just saw an ad on Facebook for an "active adult community."  I saw "adult" and got excited for a moment.  But it was just a place for old folks.   

a) when you cross the AARP event horizon
b) when you must eat bran

UnoMundo wrote:

a) when you cross the AARP event horizon
b) when you must eat bran

I'm so old, I'm saving money faster than I'm spending it.

Russian Katarina wrote:

The OP was promising us women folk something that would make us horny.

This wasn't it.

Here ya go!

UnoMundo wrote:

Here ya go!

That's better, but I like my men as I like my coffee - strong and black.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:
I'm so old, I'm saving money faster than I'm spending it.

Chuckles. Yeah, you know you're getting up there when you can't figure out how to blow your money anymore. I thought about a $200 hooker once. Then I thought, what the hell would I do with her? Sit and watch T.V. for an hour?

Sigh.

Lohkee wrote:

Chuckles. Yeah, you know you're getting up there when you can't figure out how to blow your money anymore. I thought about a $200 hooker once. Then I thought, what the hell would I do with her? Sit and watch T.V. for an hour?

Sigh.

LOL.  I'd probably walk into the bedroom, and ask her "Uh, what was it I came in here for again?"

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

LOL.  I'd probably walk into the bedroom, and ask her "Uh, what was it I came in here for again?"

If it's for changing your diapers, you are either really, really old - or really kinky.

Russian Katarina wrote:
The OP was promising us women folk something that would make us horny.

This wasn't it.

For some, at least, this will produce the desired effect



For some others this will work



LOL

Studio36

Russian Katarina wrote:
If it's for changing your diapers, you are either really, really old - or really kinky.

When I'm at the point where I need diapers, I plan to go into denial and just pee in my pants.  Seems more dignified. 

studio36uk wrote:

For some, at least, this will produce the desired effect



For some others this will work



LOL

Studio36

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

When I'm at the point where I need diapers, I plan to go into denial and just pee in my pants.  Seems more dignified. 

Which is what toddlers do.

Vivus Hussein Denuo wrote:

When I'm at the point where I need diapers, I plan to go into denial and just pee in my pants.  Seems more dignified. 

+1

Russian Katarina wrote:

Which is what toddlers do.

And dignified old dudes. 

GK photo wrote:
the correct title for this thread should have been, "wanna feel gypped and puzzled at the same time?"

If you are feeling gypped it is because you are puzzled. If you are puzzled, it is because you're still a young whipper-snapper

When the idea of peeing in your pants at a fancy shindig seems dignified, you will have arrived at old age and understand many things grasshopper. Sadly, for all of the knowledge that you will have acquired over the years, you will not remember what to do with the really hot nakey chick in your bedroom that you are paying $200/hr for.

Eclectic Vision  wrote:
I'd hit that like it was my scientific speciality.

yay for referencing the movie

Lohkee wrote:

If you are feeling gypped it is because you are puzzled. If you are puzzled, it is because you're still a young whipper-snapper

When the idea of peeing in your pants at a fancy shindig seems dignified, you will have arrived at old age and understand many things grasshopper. Sadly, for all of the knowledge that you will have acquired over the years, you will not remember what to do with the really hot nakey chick in your bedroom that you are paying $200/hr for.

Old joke:

Old guy goes to a prostitute.  He undresses and reveals his shriveled, wrinkly body.  She looks at him and says, "Hey, Pops, looks like you've had it!"

He replies, "I have?  Oh.  Well, how much do I owe you?"