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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Actually it is

You've mentioned many times that you have been pregnant before.
So whatever you did then worked. do that shit again.

Apr 29 13 01:04 pm Link

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Anna Adrielle

Posts: 18763

Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

Lisa Andresen wrote:

What else is going to happen when you are having lots of unprotected sex? And for someone who gets infections that could be a problem.

you're not going to be storing gallons of the stuff. most of it will drip out again. you can wash yourself inbetween (just give it a bit of time first). lots of women have infections easily, and they get pregnant just fine. you got pregnant before (don't mean this in a bad way!), it will happen again, definitely don't worry about it too much and let nature take its course. if nothing has happened after a year, then you can start worrying, but there's really no need for it now.

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

Oh, keep your area dry too. No walking around in moist underwear. Since you'll be having unprotected sex, you're also going to be having some periodic "leakage" every now and then, so maybe consider investing in some panty liners just to keep your noo noo dry.

Panty liners can cause yeast infections

( just sayin)

Apr 29 13 01:07 pm Link

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Andialu

Posts: 14029

San Pedro, California, US

Just show your husband Nicollete's avi, I'm pretty sure anything within a ten foot radius is getting knocked up.

Apr 29 13 01:08 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

Panty liners can cause yeast infections

( just sayin)

Yeah, clicked that link and saw that. Who'da thunk. I'm no expert.

I just know yeast love wet and sugary places.

Apr 29 13 01:10 pm Link

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T

Posts: 53557

Washington, District of Columbia, US

Andialu wrote:
Just show your husband Nicollete's avi, I'm pretty sure anything within a ten foot radius is getting knocked up.

It's amazing how our brains work. I never even noticed her avi until you mentioned it. Men!!

Lisa is pretty too...she probably could recreate that look easily.

Apr 29 13 01:12 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

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Apr 29 13 01:12 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Andialu wrote:
Just show your husband Nicollete's avi, I'm pretty sure anything within a ten foot radius is getting knocked up.

OMG! LOLOLOLOL
i was posting the same thing when you were writing this haha.
great minds er, ...um somethings think alike.

Apr 29 13 01:14 pm Link

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Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

It often takes more than a tip to get knocked.  Try using the whole thing.

Apr 29 13 01:14 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

Nicolette wrote:

You've mentioned many times that you have been pregnant before.
So whatever you did then worked. do that shit again.

Yes but it wasn't on purpose I was a stupid teenager. And it also ended in miscarriage so that scares me.

Apr 29 13 01:15 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
It often takes more than a tip to get knocked.  Try using the whole thing.

lol

Apr 29 13 01:16 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
It often takes more than a tip to get knocked.  Try using the whole thing.

oh

Damn

that's not what the nuns told us

Apr 29 13 01:16 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
It often takes more than a tip to get knocked.  Try using the whole thing.

You just won the internet.

Apr 29 13 01:16 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Andialu wrote:
Just show your husband Nicollete's avi, I'm pretty sure anything within a ten foot radius is getting knocked up.

Oh you.

Apr 29 13 01:16 pm Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Can't he is in California. And we aren't starting until about September.

what is he doing out here?  you two should be getting some practice rounds in.

Apr 29 13 01:16 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

Yeah, clicked that link and saw that. Who'da thunk. I'm no expert.

I just know yeast love wet and sugary places.

\

there's a joke in there somewhere

Apr 29 13 01:17 pm Link

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GK photo

Posts: 31025

Laguna Beach, California, US

Nicolette wrote:
You've mentioned many times that you have been pregnant before.
So whatever you did then worked. do that shit again.

Lisa Andresen wrote:
Yes but it wasn't on purpose I was a stupid teenager. And it also ended in miscarriage so that scares me.

purpose doesn't matter in regards to insemination. and also...oh, nvm.

Apr 29 13 01:17 pm Link

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

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Nicolette

Posts: 12718

Houston, Texas, US

Deepee

Apr 29 13 01:17 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Damon Banner wrote:

what is he doing out here?  you two should be getting some practice rounds in.

knock knock

who's there?

Spermogram

Apr 29 13 01:18 pm Link

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-Nicole-

Posts: 19211

Madison, Wisconsin, US

The Original Sin  wrote:
I can tell you a few things to do to help have a healthy pregnancy, but my only advice on getting pregnant- get drunk.  *gives 3 of her 4 kids the side-eye*

However, what you SHOULD be doing right now:

Get in good shape.  Pregnancy is physically demanding.
Start taking prenatals now.
Drink lots of water, eliminate as much soda/caffeine from your diet as you can now.
Make sure your teeth are in perfect condition before you conceive, unless you want to lose them.
Start saving money and stockpiling non-perishable baby supplies.  Babies are expensive.

Wut?

Apr 29 13 01:18 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

Damon Banner wrote:

what is he doing out here?  you two should be getting some practice rounds in.

well maybe one of them is.

Apr 29 13 01:18 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Yes but it wasn't on purpose I was a stupid teenager. And it also ended in miscarriage so that scares me.

Miscarriages are common, so be prepared for that. To save you some heartache, wait until you're a few days past a missed period before testing so you don't catch any chemical pregnancies that may happen. And just know that if you have an early miscarriage, it's not your fault and is usually just a misfire, don't beat yourself up, and you can try again the very next month.

Apr 29 13 01:19 pm Link

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Lisa Andresen

Posts: 8664

Abingdon, Illinois, US

Damon Banner wrote:

what is he doing out here?  you two should be getting some practice rounds in.

Helping his brother move to his first duty station.he is in the Navy he will be back in a few days.

Apr 29 13 01:19 pm Link

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Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

-Nicole- wrote:
Wut?

Tooth decay. During pregnancy, increased acidity in the mouth increases the risk of tooth decay. Vomiting during pregnancy can aggravate the problem by exposing the teeth to more gastric acid.

Loose teeth. Increased levels of progesterone and estrogen can affect the ligaments and bones that support the teeth, causing teeth to loosen during pregnancy — even in the absence of gum disease.

Gum disease. The hormonal changes of pregnancy can lead to gingivitis, an inflammation of the superficial gum tissue. Left untreated, severe gum disease may be associated with preterm birth and low birth weight.

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/dental … cy/MY00719

Apr 29 13 01:20 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

-Nicole- wrote:

Wut?

babies are parasites.

They take all the vitamins first so if you are lacking there go the mother's teeth.

Apr 29 13 01:21 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Brian Diaz wrote:

-Nicole- wrote:
Wut?

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/dental … cy/MY00719

I never had a problem, but I have heard that pregnancy can be hell on the teeth.

It might have been because I never tossed my cookies with my first pregnancy. This one, however...I'm gonna schedule a checkup and a cleaning now that I think about it.

It's like the Exorcist at my house right nurrh.

Apr 29 13 01:23 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Don't do it doggie style or you might give birth to a Chihuahua that recites mini-Scripture.

( that might be a wive's tale)

Apr 29 13 01:23 pm Link

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BorderlineBunny

Posts: 2201

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

Chicchowmein wrote:
Don't do it doggie style or you might give birth to a Chihuahua that recites mini-Scripture.

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Taco Bell."

Apr 29 13 01:27 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
It often takes more than a tip to get knocked.  Try using the whole thing.

That's the funniest thing you've ever said in your life. HAahahaAahaAAHhaAHAahaA!!

Apr 29 13 01:27 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Screw like rabbits.......& get it in there real good.

Btw, if there's a problem, I fathered 9lb+ sons so.........

Apr 29 13 01:33 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

BorderlineBunny wrote:

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Taco Bell."

Vaya con queso

Apr 29 13 01:34 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

Chicchowmein wrote:

babies are parasites.

They take all the vitamins first so if you are lacking there go the mother's teeth.

Is that a bad thing?

Apr 29 13 01:35 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

The Original Sin  wrote:
I can tell you a few things to do to help have a healthy pregnancy, but my only advice on getting pregnant- get drunk.  *gives 3 of her 4 kids the side-eye*

However, what you SHOULD be doing right now:

Get in good shape.  Pregnancy is physically demanding.
Start taking prenatals now.
Drink lots of water, eliminate as much soda/caffeine from your diet as you can now.
Make sure your teeth are in perfect condition before you conceive, unless you want to lose them.
Start saving money and stockpiling non-perishable baby supplies.  Babies are expensive.

If your teeth are getting knocked OUT, I don't think you're getting knocked UP.  I think you're swallowing.

Apr 29 13 01:35 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:

That's the funniest thing you've ever said in your life. HAahahaAahaAAHhaAHAahaA!!

He and his wife just had a baby, so he knows those kinds of things...

Apr 29 13 01:36 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Cherrystone wrote:
Screw like rabbits.......& get it in there real good.

Btw, if there's a problem, I fathered 9lb+ sons so.........

Cherry are you offering up stud services or your sons?

Apr 29 13 01:40 pm Link

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Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Is that a bad thing?

Depends on what part of the country you come from.

I heard it can be advantageous for certain things

Apr 29 13 01:41 pm Link

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The Original Sin

Posts: 13899

Louisville, Kentucky, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

If your teeth are getting knocked OUT, I don't think you're getting knocked UP.  I think you're swallowing.

I'm a cannibal.  *nods*  I eat babies.

Apr 29 13 01:42 pm Link

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Anna Adrielle

Posts: 18763

Antwerp, Antwerp, Belgium

Lisa Andresen wrote:

Yes but it wasn't on purpose I was a stupid teenager. And it also ended in miscarriage so that scares me.

although ofcourse very sad, miscarriages (especially early on) are not uncommon. you might have 1 or 2 before a succesful pregnancy.

Apr 29 13 01:50 pm Link