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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

And it has been all day long. I don't envision myself getting either one before midnight, which makes today bullshit.

Mar 14 14 05:50 pm Link

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Eleanor Rose

Posts: 2612

PASO ROBLES, California, US

I'm with you on the wanting both and receiving neither. hmm I've wanted a good steak for the last couple of months.

Mar 14 14 06:09 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Eleanor R wrote:
I'm with you on the wanting both and receiving neither. hmm I've wanted a good steak for the last couple of months.

We've been too busy and tired and cold to go out much lately. No idea when the last time we had steak was

I'm consoling myself with leftover pot pie. I imagine that counts for pi day

Mar 14 14 06:17 pm Link

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Zebadiah _MI

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Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

I know.  I'm not getting either again this year.

Mar 14 14 06:19 pm Link

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Lumen Sky

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Center Moriches, New York, US

this is a real thing? and hush your mouth! at least you have someone to do these things with! Go grab a steak and put his dick in your mouth! Sorry to be all aggressive like.

Mar 14 14 06:25 pm Link

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Gryph

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

I had a nice steak last night.  No BJ though sad

Mar 14 14 06:28 pm Link

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Lumen Sky

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Center Moriches, New York, US

http://www.tickld.com/images/unsafe.gif    I just wanted to post this somewhere

Mar 14 14 06:34 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Lumen Sky wrote:
this is a real thing? and hush your mouth! at least you have someone to do these things with! Go grab a steak and put his dick in your mouth! Sorry to be all aggressive like.

Steak and blowjob day is supposedly the anti-valentines day, a month later. Or, whereas people see valentines day as the "buy and do nice shit for the female" day, steak and bj day is "buy and do nice shit for the male" day. I'm happy to celebrate both /shrug


He's working late and sick still/again/forever/has the plague/who knows. sad

Mar 14 14 06:36 pm Link

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Zebadiah _MI

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Ann Arbor, Michigan, US

Lumen Sky wrote:
this is a real thing? and hush your mouth! at least you have someone to do these things with! Go grab a steak and put his dick in your mouth! Sorry to be all aggressive like.

I wish more women had your attitude smile

Mar 14 14 06:38 pm Link

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Bobby C

Posts: 2696

Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand

For some, it's " A can of chili and lube day."

Mar 14 14 06:40 pm Link

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Cherrystone

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Columbus, Ohio, US

Gryph wrote:
I had a nice steak last night.  No BJ though sad

Here you go buddy, hope this helps. smile
http://phoenix.backpage.com/

Mar 14 14 06:41 pm Link

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Gryph

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Phoenix, Arizona, US

Cherrystone wrote:

Here you go buddy, hope this helps. smile
http://phoenix.backpage.com/

mad

You jerkface!

Mar 14 14 08:03 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Eleanor R wrote:
I'm with you on the wanting both and receiving neither. hmm I've wanted a good steak for the last couple of months.

I hear ya....

best I got tonight is chicken noodle soup....   

and the closest thing to getting a blow job is blowing my nose.  sad

*sigh*

Mar 14 14 08:12 pm Link

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Lumen Sky

Posts: 1802

Center Moriches, New York, US

DougBPhoto wrote:
I hear ya....

best I got tonight is chicken noodle soup....   

and the closest thing to getting a blow job is blowing my nose.  sad

*sigh*

awwww. cant you get an empathy bj?

Mar 14 14 08:44 pm Link

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Llobet Photography

Posts: 4915

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

I needs to make me some steak now.
The other thing...um...what was that again?

Mar 14 14 09:05 pm Link

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DougBPhoto

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Portland, Oregon, US

Lumen Sky wrote:
awwww. cant you get an empathy bj?

best I could hope for is a promissory (and likely empathy) bj tongue


more likely, it will simply be imaginary sad lol wink

Mar 14 14 09:21 pm Link

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Vintagevista

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Sun City, California, US

As in past years - both are just

theoretical . . .sad

Mar 14 14 11:08 pm Link

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photoguy42

Posts: 2925

Toledo, Ohio, US

My girlfriend was looking forward to celebrating this. Sadly, she lives two hours away and has to stay home this weekend. (couldn't find a dog sitter)

Mar 15 14 04:21 am Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Steak and blowjob day is supposedly the anti-valentines day, a month later. Or, whereas people see valentines day as the "buy and do nice shit for the female" day, steak and bj day is "buy and do nice shit for the male" day. I'm happy to celebrate both /shrug


He's working late and sick still/again/forever/has the plague/who knows. sad

I've never heard of this awesome day! Which means I've really been dating the wrong women...

Mar 15 14 04:27 am Link

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DougBPhoto

Posts: 39248

Portland, Oregon, US

Yup, not even an IOU tongue

Mar 15 14 10:50 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

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Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

I made steak...

Mar 15 14 10:55 am Link

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Two Pears Studio

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Wilmington, Delaware, US

I'm cooking an eight pound pork loin...

So unless I chose to dine out later... I will not get either today

Mar 15 14 11:25 am Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Two Pears Studio wrote:
I'm cooking an eight pound pork loin...

So unless I chose to dine out later... I will not get either today

doesn't matter, it was yesterday. Any steaks and/or blowjobs at this point are miscellaneous and not festive

Mar 15 14 11:57 am Link

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Two Pears Studio

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Wilmington, Delaware, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

doesn't matter, it was yesterday. Any steaks and/or blowjobs at this point are miscellaneous and not festive

Oh good because I got one of the two yesterday...

Mar 15 14 12:30 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

My cousin posted a picture of their steak dinner on fb last night, with the caption asking if the gentlemen had gotten their steak today, and tagged her boyfriend.

Boyfriends mother comments that it looks good, and asks if it's a special occasion

Cousin says "something like that smile I just really love your son"

Today mother comments "me too"

I'm over here dying.

I text my sister and tell her to check out our cousins steak and blowjob day status so I can share this hilarity with her, she tells me "I don't know what that is? But please don't tell [my boyfriend] that's a thing"

Mar 15 14 12:45 pm Link

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Mr. Tengu

Posts: 388

New York, New York, US

Lumen Sky wrote:
this is a real thing? and hush your mouth! at least you have someone to do these things with! Go grab a steak and put his dick in your mouth! Sorry to be all aggressive like.

Fellating a tube steak? big_smile

Mar 15 14 01:13 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
My cousin posted a picture of their steak dinner on fb last night, with the caption asking if the gentlemen had gotten their steak today, and tagged her boyfriend.

Boyfriends mother comments that it looks good, and asks if it's a special occasion

Cousin says "something like that smile I just really love your son"

Today mother comments "me too"

I'm over here dying.

I text my sister and tell her to check out our cousins steak and blowjob day status so I can share this hilarity with her, she tells me "I don't know what that is? But please don't tell [my boyfriend] that's a thing"

Totally lolling, here!

Mar 15 14 02:31 pm Link

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Robb Mann

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Baltimore, Maryland, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

doesn't matter, it was yesterday. Any steaks and/or blowjobs at this point are miscellaneous and not festive

Not that non-festive steaks and/or BJ's are a bad thing...

Mar 15 14 07:42 pm Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

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Los Angeles, California, US

https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/images/female-vampire-images-03.jpg

Glad it's not stake & bj day

Mar 15 14 07:49 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Robb Mann wrote:

Not that non-festive steaks and/or BJ's are a bad thing...

Of course not, there's just not holiday for them

Mar 15 14 08:08 pm Link

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Sicari

Posts: 541

Toledo, Ohio, US

Bobby C wrote:
For some, it's " A can of chili and lube day."

I eat a can of chili and I won't need lube...air freshener yes

Mar 15 14 08:20 pm Link

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scrymettet

Posts: 33239

Quebec, Quebec, Canada

I got the steak right

Mar 15 14 08:42 pm Link

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fsp

Posts: 3656

New York, New York, US

BBQed some steak last night n when I asked my wife about the BJ.. she blew on my steak... That'll take care of your meat she said!

So I lucked out, hey guys?

Mar 16 14 06:51 am Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

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Galveston, Texas, US

DivaEroticus wrote:
I made steak...

It was good too. wink

Mar 16 14 04:31 pm Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

Posts: 35726

Los Angeles, California, US

I try to get one once a year whether I'm in the mood or not.

Mar 16 14 05:23 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

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Galveston, Texas, US

Artifice wrote:
I try to get one once a year whether I'm in the mood or not.

Which one? I couldn't imagine getting just one of them once a year.

Mar 16 14 05:25 pm Link

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Lumen Sky

Posts: 1802

Center Moriches, New York, US

this is pretty awesome! thank you!!! so when exactly? march 14?

Mar 16 14 05:30 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Lumen Sky wrote:
this is pretty awesome! thank you!!! so when exactly? march 14?

yep. Coincides with pi day, so it's really steak blowjob and pie day. Like that's a problem

Mar 16 14 05:42 pm Link

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Lumen Sky

Posts: 1802

Center Moriches, New York, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
yep. Coincides with pi day, so it's really steak blowjob and pie day. Like that's a problem

that IS greatness

Mar 16 14 05:48 pm Link

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NothingIsRealButTheGirl

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Los Angeles, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
yep. Coincides with pi day, so it's really steak blowjob and pie day. Like that's a problem

It's 3/14

pi month.

which probably makes it bj month as well. by the transitive property.

And next year ipi day will be 3/14/15

Mar 16 14 07:06 pm Link