Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Lumen Sky wrote:

does minister refer to religion in any way? if so no, if I can play some type of role with authority due to shitting? yes

It is a political position. Pooping is better than religion, there are tangible benefits to pooping.

Jul 19 14 03:06 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Lumen Sky wrote:
this thread has scarred me

Are you eating enough fiber?

Jul 19 14 03:07 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

JQuest wrote:

Wait! Have you guys been talking about Ukraine, Russia and Poo-tin all this time?!?

Pootin is an inspirational man!

Jul 19 14 03:08 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Lumen Sky wrote:
this thread has scarred me

Me too.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Jul 19 14 03:09 pm Link

Photographer

JQuest

Posts: 2450

Syracuse, New York, US

Koryn wrote:

Pootin is an inspirational man!

I would say he is an individual with great intestinal fortitude!

Jul 19 14 03:11 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

He is pooofect.

Jul 19 14 03:17 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

https://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/toughgee/mrhanky.gif

Jul 19 14 03:18 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Koryn wrote:
https://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/toughgee/mrhanky.gif

Santurd Claus!!!!

Jul 19 14 03:19 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Santurd Claus!!!!

ahahahahhahahaha.

That made me lol for real.

Like, out loud and shit.




See, "shit" ^^^ hehehehehe... I made a stupid joke.

Jul 19 14 03:25 pm Link

Photographer

JQuest

Posts: 2450

Syracuse, New York, US

Mr Hanky!

Jul 19 14 04:46 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Just wanna say that I pooped twice today  big_smile

Healthy diets lately and training for my backpacking trip is cleansing and AWESOME!

lol

Jul 19 14 05:21 pm Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

Art Silva wrote:
Just wanna say that I pooped twice today  big_smile

Healthy diets lately and training for my backpacking trip is cleansing and AWESOME!

lol

Please contact the Minister of Productiviity, you can be extremely useful to our cause.

Jul 19 14 05:23 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Shadow Dancer wrote:

Please contact the Minister of Productiviity, you can be extremely useful to our cause.

I'll contact her tomorrow morning after I "drop the kids off at the pool"  tongue

Jul 19 14 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

JQuest

Posts: 2450

Syracuse, New York, US

that would be the Pee-oool right?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYrY8aFCUCQ

Jul 19 14 07:34 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Art Silva wrote:
Just wanna say that I pooped twice today  big_smile

Healthy diets lately and training for my backpacking trip is cleansing and AWESOME!

lol

Awww shucks!

I only pooped once today.

It is like clockwork though - same time, every day. I do have that going for me.

Jul 19 14 07:52 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Aside: I can't believe I started a thread about poop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

Jul 19 14 07:53 pm Link

Photographer

JQuest

Posts: 2450

Syracuse, New York, US

Nevah-mind....

Jul 19 14 08:02 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Koryn wrote:

Awww shucks!

I only pooped once today.

It is like clockwork though - same time, every day. I do have that going for me.

Me too, I have the usual morning session but now added a mid day one wink.

Amazing how the body reacts to good diets and physical activity

Jul 19 14 08:12 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Art Silva wrote:

Me too, I have the usual morning session but now added a mid day one wink.

Amazing how the body reacts to good diets and physical activity

I stayed home all day, except for walking down the hill into town, to go pick up my Thai food earlier. I drank a whole bottle of wine today. It was awesome.

I should probably eat better tomorrow. *shrug*

There were lots of vegetables in the curry though. And wine... that's at least 5 servings of fruit, right?

wink

Jul 19 14 08:14 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Koryn wrote:
Aside: I can't believe I started a thread about poop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

Oh
My
Gawd

yikes

That was KNARLY... Lol @ BM Fahrtz

Jul 19 14 08:15 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Koryn wrote:

I stayed home all day, except for walking down the hill into town, to go pick up my Thai food earlier. I drank a whole bottle of wine today. It was awesome.

I should probably eat better tomorrow. *shrug*

There were lots of vegetables in the curry though. And wine... that's at least 5 servings of fruit, right?

wink

You should be fine tomorrow, unless you eat more Thai food tongue

I'm working on a half bottle of red right now... Gotta have my wine regardless but it's the weekend and I can have more than one glass, hehe

Jul 19 14 08:18 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Art Silva wrote:

You should be fine tomorrow, unless you eat more Thai food tongue

I'm working on a half bottle of red right now... Gotta have my wine regardless but it's the weekend and I can have more than one glass, hehe

I maybe buy a couple of bottles of wine per month. It's not unusual for me to drink a half bottle over the course of 4-6 hours, but I almost never drink a whole one.

I guess it's just an extra special day.

Jul 19 14 08:25 pm Link

Model

Keith NYC

Posts: 1735

Tampa, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:

Actually, I was going to take your post, and mark out certain words with the "strike" function, then replace them with "poop."

Unfortunately, I was on my phone at the time you posted it. Now, I'm on my lap top and could have done it ... but it's gone.

Oooooh, the inhumanity!

I can always edit my edit to match my original post. It would be like none of this ever happened. Except for this part, which we can edit out as well. Once all the edits are confirmed we can then cover every track we can find by simply editing all the confirmations.

Jul 19 14 08:38 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Keith NYC wrote:

I can always edit my edit to match my original post. It would be like none of this ever happened. Except for this part, which we can edit out as well. Once all the edits are confirmed we can then cover every track we can find by simply editing all the confirmations.

Wow...just wow....


brilliant minds, y'know

Jul 19 14 08:48 pm Link

Model

Keith NYC

Posts: 1735

Tampa, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:

Wow...just wow....


brilliant minds, y'know

I have no idea what you're talking about...

Jul 19 14 08:53 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Keith NYC wrote:

I have no idea what you're talking about...

This thread is about poop. Nothing makes sense.

Jul 19 14 08:57 pm Link

Model

Keith NYC

Posts: 1735

Tampa, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:
This thread is about poop. Nothing makes sense.

I know, me "not knowing what you're talking about" shows that there were no plans to conspire and switch back edited posts...because those actions never happened... wink

So, I'm still very lost here... Haha

Jul 19 14 09:02 pm Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Keith NYC wrote:

I know, me "not knowing what you're talking about" shows that there were no plans to conspire and switch back edited posts...because those actions never happened... wink

So, I'm still very lost here... Haha

It's existential, man.

exis-fuckin-tential

Jul 19 14 09:11 pm Link

Model

Keith NYC

Posts: 1735

Tampa, Florida, US

Koryn wrote:

It's existential, man.

exis-fuckin-tential

That's deep!

Jul 19 14 09:19 pm Link

Photographer

Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Koryn wrote:

I maybe buy a couple of bottles of wine per month. It's not unusual for me to drink a half bottle over the course of 4-6 hours, but I almost never drink a whole one.

I guess it's just an extra special day.

It's not just an extra special day, it's start a poop thread day, weeeeheee! tongue

Waitress, More wine!

Jul 19 14 11:17 pm Link

Photographer

JQuest

Posts: 2450

Syracuse, New York, US

Koryn wrote:

It's existential, man.

exis-fuckin-tential

See, dude... that's the shit we've been talking about...

Jul 20 14 05:38 am Link

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Jerry Nemeth

Posts: 33355

Dearborn, Michigan, US

Koryn wrote:
Aside: I can't believe I started a thread about poop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

Shame on you!!  lol

Jul 20 14 05:46 am Link

Model

Koryn

Posts: 39496

Boston, Massachusetts, US

Jerry Nemeth wrote:

Shame on you!!  lol

I know. It's totally disgusting!

I'm going to see the Tim and Eric live show the day after my birthday.

lol

Jul 20 14 08:32 am Link

Photographer

Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9777

Bellingham, Washington, US

It's too bad they can't talk about poop coming out of buttholes in that pussy juice thread in the Models forum.

Poop has no place in the Industry, therefore it cannot be discussed in an Industry thread.

I learned that baby wipes cause death and you should never call a hoo-hah by it's proper name or everybody will argue about it.

I would post my findings in there but I sense I would experience a loss of dignity in doing so. At least shit is honorable.

Jul 20 14 10:14 am Link