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Llobet Photography

Posts: 4915

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

My hand is so slippery right now and so is my mouse. Ugh.

Too much retouching. big_smile

Jul 29 14 03:57 pm Link

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Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

udor wrote:

Your high-school teachers must be so proud of you!  borat

big_smile

Jul 29 14 04:49 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

udor wrote:
Your high-school teachers must be so proud of you!  borat

lol
The best way to win an argument: exit before someone can call you out lol lol

Jul 29 14 04:58 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Look at how big she opens her mouth

https://media.tumblr.com/78b89acac0742037f223da158077f25a/tumblr_inline_mqpw8dv6SX1qz4rgp.gif

Sorry, I can't help myself.
lol

Jul 29 14 05:36 pm Link

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udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Danielle Reid wrote:

lol
The best way to win an argument: exit before someone can call you out lol lol

That wouldn't be "winning" that would simply be "saving face"... but I am afraid I'd have to explain that to her too.

It is weird... I held her in high regard, thinking she'd be way up there in many ways... and now... she's just a regular party girl from Arizona... Despite all those people who always criticized her... ack... whatever... NEXT!  roll   sad

Jul 29 14 05:39 pm Link

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udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Jules NYC wrote:
Look at how big she opens her mouth

https://media.tumblr.com/78b89acac0742037f223da158077f25a/tumblr_inline_mqpw8dv6SX1qz4rgp.gif

Sorry, I can't help myself.
lol

Oh gods... if you weren't so straight... this comment would make my day even more than your "self combustion" line on the first page... big_smile  evilgrin   borat

Jul 29 14 05:40 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

udor wrote:
Oh gods... if you weren't so straight... this comment would make my day even more than your "self combustion" line on the first page... big_smile  evilgrin   borat

lol

Udor you kill me, ha ha!

So yeah, tomorrow is my B-day so I so expect some Russian harassment.
If you don't, I'll do it to myself.

ha ha

P.S. everything is legal in the basement

Jul 29 14 05:46 pm Link

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Schlake

Posts: 2935

Socorro, New Mexico, US

Do I have to wait until this post is off the first page of forum results before I start again?

Jul 29 14 09:03 pm Link

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Shadow Dancer

Posts: 9775

Bellingham, Washington, US

Alabaster Crowley wrote:

Look! Someone else that didn't understand a word I said!

Reading is hard.

Seems to happen pretty often. Lots of variables, only one constant - do the math.

Jul 29 14 09:17 pm Link

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John Photography

Posts: 13811

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Hell imagine the fun had she been given super powers by the lightning......

Behold Vagina Girl........


She shoots electricity from her Vag at bad guys

Jul 29 14 10:43 pm Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

AdelaideJohn1967 wrote:
Hell imagine the fun had she been given super powers by the lightning......

Behold Vagina Girl........


She shoots electricity from her Vag at bad guys

*dies*

Jul 30 14 12:37 am Link

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John Photography

Posts: 13811

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Danielle Reid wrote:

*dies*

Sorry Danielle........ It was an attempt at some darkish humour

Jul 30 14 12:38 am Link

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D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

AdelaideJohn1967 wrote:

Sorry Danielle........ It was an attempt at some darkish humour

Lol it's fine

Jul 30 14 12:43 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

udor wrote:
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Cross-620x264.jpg

Oh God, please tell me this is a joke. big_smile

Jul 30 14 09:43 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

udor wrote:

Julie, this is a satire website that makes fun of fundamental Christian, anti sex values!!!   evilgrin

Check it out!

It is not real!!!  smile

whew!! I'll check it when I get home.

Jul 30 14 09:44 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

udor wrote:

Read a book for a change!

Pedophilia is the sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children before entering sexual maturity!

A seventeen year old, fully sexual mature human being, who masturbates has nothing to do with pedophilia!

Rather confirming what I was saying... and adding a painful amount of ignorance, Alabaster... I really though YOU would be a person who grew beyond this bullshit... I don't know what could have given me the impression that you know the difference.

This is like the twilight zone right now!  hmm

Christian here...I agree with Udor here...wtf is going on now?!

Jul 30 14 09:53 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

AdelaideJohn1967 wrote:
Ah, The Golden Compass. Cool movie but they got shit scared and didn't finish the trilogy. Bastards

I forgot all about that...did it do poorly? what happen to the rest?  I liked that movie!

Jul 30 14 09:55 am Link

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udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Christopher Hartman wrote:
Christian here...I agree with Udor here...wtf is going on now?!

Strange, isn't it! evilgrin

Check out that post I have made to Alabaster and the part about Kellogg, the corn flakes guy... some really extreme methods to prevent children and teenagers from masturbation.

Really disturbing!   hmm

Jul 30 14 10:00 am Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

udor wrote:

Strange, isn't it! evilgrin

Check out that post I have made to Alabaster and the part about Kellogg, the corn flakes guy... some really extreme methods to prevent children and teenagers from masturbation.

Really disturbing!   hmm

seriously..wtf?  people were strange in the 1800s...diabolically strange!!

Jul 30 14 10:27 am Link

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Isis22

Posts: 3557

Muncie, Indiana, US

udor wrote:

Strange, isn't it! evilgrin

Check out that post I have made to Alabaster and the part about Kellogg, the corn flakes guy... some really extreme methods to prevent children and teenagers from masturbation.

Really disturbing!   hmm

You do realize things like this are not exclusive to the United States?

Jul 30 14 11:16 am Link

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udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Isis22 wrote:

You do realize things like this are not exclusive to the United States?

Not so much in other industrialized countries.

Also, there is hardly something more American than Kellogg's Corn Flakes..., btw., he was also a supporter of separation of ethnicities...

Jul 30 14 11:30 am Link

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Isis22

Posts: 3557

Muncie, Indiana, US

udor wrote:

Not so much in other industrialized countries.

Also, there is hardly something more American than Kellogg's Corn Flakes..., btw., he was also a supporter of separation of ethnicities...

At the time of Kellogg there were indeed other industrialized countries such as England who were big proponents of stopping masturbation through extreme means such as circumcision. You seem to go out of your way to put the United States down.

Jul 30 14 12:25 pm Link

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udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Isis22 wrote:

At the time of Kellogg there were indeed other industrialized countries such as England who were big proponents of stopping masturbation through extreme means such as circumcision. You seem to go out of your way to put the United States down.

Funny that you say that... remember that the Puritans originated in England...

There are still so many commonalities in moral attitudes between the US and the UK... it's so weird... I notice this over and over again.

If you observe discussions about prudery etc. on MM forums... somehow... it's almost always UK residents who come to the defense of US customs of morality... very interesting actually.

Jul 30 14 12:33 pm Link

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Isis22

Posts: 3557

Muncie, Indiana, US

udor wrote:

Funny that you say that... remember that the Puritans originated in England...

There are still so many commonalities in moral attitudes between the US and the UK... it's so weird... I notice this over and over again.

If you observe discussions about prudery etc. on MM forums... somehow... it's almost always UK residents who come to the defense of US customs of morality... very interesting actually.

People who move to the United States bring their customs, morals, attitudes, etc. with them. What is so surprising about that?

I won't defend Kellogg. There are nut jobs everywhere.

Jul 30 14 12:37 pm Link

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Elizabeta Rosandic

Posts: 953

Santa Fe, New Mexico, US

Rik Williams wrote:
https://rogeronimo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Masturbation1.jpg

borat

This is a true danger. I speak from experience.

Lefty was never quite as satisfying as righty sad

Jul 30 14 04:49 pm Link

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noir

Posts: 558

Crewe, England, United Kingdom

Guess  wishful behaviour-modification with sinful/biblical connotation  always with us. Even unto the Mayhemites. The everyday real grim reapers click on by, like an invisible Geiger counter.  Jokes available on request.

Edit - Apologies for unneccesary resurrection.  Was bored - nothing profound here - more words on request. Must audition for Shades of Earl Grey.

Jul 31 14 07:09 am Link

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DEP E510

Posts: 2046

Miramar, Florida, US

udor wrote:

Funny that you say that... remember that the Puritans originated in England...

There are still so many commonalities in moral attitudes between the US and the UK... it's so weird... I notice this over and over again.

If you observe discussions about prudery etc. on MM forums... somehow... it's almost always UK residents who come to the defense of US customs of morality... very interesting actually.

like a mother defending its offspring

Aug 01 14 10:56 am Link

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Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

should I have died years ago?

Aug 01 14 05:30 pm Link