Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Are you ( is she ) a screamer?

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Aug 18 14 10:26 am Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Jules NYC wrote:

That is a separate conversation than having other people hear you have sex.

and P.S., I don't miss out on anything:)

If people don't hear you loosing control then I'm doing something very wrong. Yeah, you're really missing out but just don't know it.

tongue

Aug 18 14 10:30 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Lohkee wrote:

If people don't hear you loosing control then I'm doing something very wrong. Yeah, you're really missing out but just don't know it.

tongue

Between neighbors or the person you're having sex with?
Not everyone lives in an apartment
lol

Aug 18 14 10:55 am Link

Model

Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Aug 18 14 11:00 am Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Jules NYC wrote:

Between neighbors or the person you're having sex with?
Not everyone lives in an apartment
lol

Chuckles. If I'm going down on you and you're thinking about whomever, well, I'm just not doing a very good job, am I?

Aug 18 14 11:24 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Lohkee wrote:
Chuckles. If I'm going down on you and you're thinking about whomever, well, I'm just not doing a very good job, am I?

This is not a real world example, even in hyperbole.
Keep it in third person.

and just for the record... screaming for dudes... um, unless you're in a thrash metal band, just no.

lol

Aug 18 14 11:28 am Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Lohkee wrote:

If your lover cannot make you completely loose control over everything, then you're really missing out.

Just my 0.02

I have always felt bowel and bladder control to be something important to not lose totally during sex. smile

But, there's a hat for every head I guess

Aug 18 14 11:33 am Link

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MerrillMedia

Posts: 8736

New Orleans, Louisiana, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
Its unfortunate someone was more comfortable explaining domestic violence and labelling their neighbour as an abuser than just talk about sex to their kid hmm

Guilty. Not of telling a kid a lie, but of causing someone else to have to explain to their kid.

We were both young and going at it in my dad's sailboat (in the cabin) in a marina on a Saturday morning. She was .... shall we say .... quite enthusiastic .... and LOUD.

So the little boy on the dock with his dad says in that loud child voice, "daddy why is the lady crying?"


Ooops.

Aug 18 14 11:34 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

What sex noises should sound like to me...
From a MAN

Do A Deer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgwECgigsg

The Sound of Music

lol

Aug 18 14 01:54 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Aug 18 14 01:58 pm Link

Wardrobe Stylist

calistastyles

Posts: 120

Palm Beach, Florida, US

Vintagevista wrote:
If you need your rest - and want to really ruin their night.  It's all about the rhythm.

As the thumping begins -  thump on the wall or ceiling or floor  - - in time.

Then go outside of their timing - thumping just before or after.  (Before works better)

Totally wrecks their rhythm.

It's even more fun if another neighbor helps on the other side of their apartment.

Or you could try this dude's method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmFZrg-9JQ

Aug 18 14 02:31 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

lol

https://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/carlton-dance-o.gif

Aug 18 14 02:37 pm Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

Jules NYC wrote:
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP2kzgdQRzM

OMG, he sounds like he's on fire not having sex, lmao...

Aug 18 14 02:47 pm Link

Artist/Painter

ethasleftthebuilding

Posts: 16685

Key West, Florida, US

Back when I was in high school, we were night fishing on the Brazos River.  It was a moonlit night, about 11pm, we had just put some lines out and were about to cook some food when we heard a noise coming from the other side of the river.

At first we thought it was an animal, but could not quite figure out what kind.  Over time it got louder and then there were words.  Animal Noises Identified: Human Female!  LOL  Someone commented that "he must be putting it to her good over there" because of how loud she was.

So one of the guys grabs a spotlight and starts shining it around, across the river.  Just upstream a bit, he finds them with the light.  No sooner is the light on them, another of the guys recognizes who they are and starts yelling at them.  They were yelling "Buck Buck, get her Buck!"

Then it became comical when she heard them yelling and realized the spotlight was on them.  She was struggling to get out from under Buck, but he must have been near climax and either did not hear the yelling or was ignoring it to finish his business.  He held her down and finished.

She was still screaming, but it was profanity directed toward us.  LOL

Aug 18 14 03:03 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

T Brown wrote:

OMG, he sounds like he's on fire not having sex, lmao...

That's why I posted it/think it's hilarious.

If a guy screamed I think I would start laughing by the creepo factor.

Aug 19 14 04:03 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

ernst tischler wrote:
... but he must have been near climax and either did not hear the yelling or was ignoring it to finish his business.  He held her down and finished.

She was still screaming

This is what I call 'backwoods'.

Aug 19 14 04:08 am Link

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Caradoc

Posts: 19900

Scottsdale, Arizona, US

Jules NYC wrote:
This is what I call 'backwoods'.

You hear banjo music, it's too late to run.

Aug 19 14 06:16 am Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

Caradoc wrote:

You hear banjo music, it's too late to run.

Sum my best luv'n was done to banjo music... lmao...

Aug 19 14 06:43 am Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

She's a screamer......I don't like it..get it off me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34GdaeglZyA


What were you thinking?

Aug 19 14 06:49 am Link

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T Brown

Posts: 2460

Traverse City, Michigan, US

calistastyles wrote:

Or you could try this dude's method
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brmFZrg-9JQ

Tequila...

Aug 19 14 06:51 am Link

Artist/Painter

MainePaintah

Posts: 1892

Saco, Maine, US

I wake up my neighbors almost EVER NIGHT with MY screaming....

"Why not"? "Why not"? "Why not", to my wife almost every night!

Aug 19 14 07:20 am Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

Caradoc wrote:

You hear banjo music, it's too late to run.

Ah Ha Ha!

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4BEKahyDhVQ/Txm-GqI-kiI/AAAAAAAADis/vn95CMXN2tQ/s1600/stewie+banjo+and+the+cowtones+dixie.JPG

Aug 19 14 08:31 am Link

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HighMind9

Posts: 2519

Jacksonville, Florida, US

Lohkee wrote:
I guess crappy sex is the new "in" thing!

The more I learn about other peoples' sex lives, the more this seems to be the case.
Or, no sex at all.
It almost seems like there are more people looking at pics and vids of it rather than actually doing it.

Aug 19 14 01:01 pm Link

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ethasleftthebuilding

Posts: 16685

Key West, Florida, US

ernst tischler wrote:
... but he must have been near climax and either did not hear the yelling or was ignoring it to finish his business.  He held her down and finished.

She was still screaming

Jules NYC wrote:
This is what I call 'backwoods'.

Not so much backwoods, he was just a teenager...and it wasn't like she was trying to get away from him, she was trying to get away from the spotlight and the people across the river watching and yelling.  He apparently didn't give a damn who was watching, he was going to finish.  LOL

Word to the wise, never screw your loud girlfriend on a sandbar that is just across the river from a fishing club.  LOL

Aug 19 14 01:19 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

ernst tischler wrote:
He apparently didn't give a damn who was watching, he was going to finish. LOL

Word to the wise, never screw your loud girlfriend on a sandbar that is just across the river from a fishing club.  LOL

THAT is what makes it backwoods!

lol

LMAO

Git here and stay put while I come.
*Whilst she is screaming 'Fuck you or whatever' to you guys

Ugh man!

Aug 19 14 01:34 pm Link

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ethasleftthebuilding

Posts: 16685

Key West, Florida, US

ernst tischler wrote:
He apparently didn't give a damn who was watching, he was going to finish. LOL

Word to the wise, never screw your loud girlfriend on a sandbar that is just across the river from a fishing club.  LOL

Jules NYC wrote:
THAT is what makes it backwoods!

lol

LMAO

Git here and stay put while I come.
*Whilst she is screaming 'Fuck you or whatever' to you guys

Ugh man!

...certainly no city boy has ever done any such thing.  LOL

Aug 19 14 02:22 pm Link

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Jules NYC

Posts: 21617

New York, New York, US

ernst tischler wrote:

ernst tischler wrote:
He apparently didn't give a damn who was watching, he was going to finish. LOL

Word to the wise, never screw your loud girlfriend on a sandbar that is just across the river from a fishing club.  LOL

...certainly no city boy has ever done any such thing.  LOL

Well shit, there is the difference of doing it in public (oooo how exciting ha ha) and pinning a partner down and topping off.

Aug 19 14 02:36 pm Link