Lohkee wrote:
Just when you thought that MM could not sink to a new low (pardon the pun) someone comes along and proves you wrong. Sigh.

Oh, you're just jealous, because someone wrote the thread before you thought of it!

I know I am deeply envious.

Erin Holmes wrote:
I keep a toilet brush sharpened to a stake next to the toilet. Oh yeah.

You's a dirty-scrappin' summa bitch.

Lumen Sky wrote:
what if the attacker was running in with shit in their hands?

Then it will be a " shit-down."

Toto Photo wrote:
1. I've always thought I'd want to die in my sleep.

2. If that's not possible, right after a good orgasm.

3. But now you've got me thinking, maybe after a really good dump wouldn't be so bad either.

But then you'd be found curled up on the floor with your pants at your ankles and a dirty ass... nah, no thanx

Lumen Sky wrote:
what if the attacker was running in with shit in their hands?

Bobby C wrote:
Then it will be a " shit-down."

Ahhh, the plot thickens.

Jim Ball wrote:
...and they were all Kung Poo fighting.  Those shats were fast as lightning.

They fought with excreta timing?

Art Silva wrote:

But then you'd be found curled up on the floor with your pants at your ankles and a dirty ass... nah, no thanx

FYI, when most people die, they shit.

Bobby C wrote:

FYI, when most people die, they shit.

I wouldn't know, I never died before.

Art Silva wrote:

I wouldn't know, I never died before.

FYI, your logic is flawed.

Art Silva wrote:
I wouldn't know, I never died before.

Best.Answer.Ever.




Aside: I've died of embarrassment a few times. I have nine lives like a cat, so I have a few more deaths left to go before the final one occurs.

Koryn wrote:
Best.Answer.Ever.

Et tu, Koryn ?

Bobby C wrote:

FYI, when most people die, they shit.

So what if you shit then die 10 minutes later... do you shit again?

Shastri Babb wrote:
So what if you shit then die 10 minutes later... do you shit again?

Now you are getting into the complexities and unpredictability of the universe. You should pose this question to a scientist who is an expert on chaos theory and he/she can put data in a computer and give you an answer.

Bobby C wrote:

Now you are getting into the complexities and unpredictability of the universe. You should pose this question to a scientist who is an expert on chaos theory and he/she can put data in a computer and give you an answer.

Only if the use the computer from "The Day After Tomorrow" where Dennis Quaid predicted North America freezing over.

Art Silva wrote:
But then you'd be found curled up on the floor with your pants at your ankles and a dirty ass... nah, no thanx

Bobby C wrote:
FYI, when most people die, they shit.

No shit? Okay then, let me revise my last hours wishes:

After taking a long, beautiful dump, completely emptying my bowels, I boink long time ending with amazing simultaneous orgasms for me and my amour afterwhich I fall into a deep sleep and crap out without crapping.

Shastri Babb wrote:

So what if you shit then die 10 minutes later... do you shit again?

Sort of.
Even if you just shit, your entire digestive tract is probably not totally empty, unless you were fasting or something prior to your last shit and then death.

What your body expels may or may not be "shit", it might just be digestive organ sludge that, if your body were alive and working, would have been turned into shit.






You're all welcome.

Laura UnBound wrote:
Sort of.
Even if you just shit, your entire digestive tract is probably not totally empty, unless you were fasting or something prior to your last shit and then death.

What your body expels may or may not be "shit", it might just be digestive organ sludge that, if your body were alive and working, would have been turned into shit.






You're all welcome.

Robb Mann wrote:
Doesn't it depend on HOW you die? What if you're in a plane crash? Or die from hypothermia?

Everything stays in you mostly due to muscles contracting. When you die everything loosens, and if you're left alone to rot rather than autopsied and whatever your preferred disposal is,  gas builds up pressure.