Can someone come up with a nice gif, like the one below to help explain to people the ration of crazy to talented that people will put up with?



http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/ … razy_Scale

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.
b: Run up to him and beg to have his babies.
c: Stab him with a pen.

2. A model/photographer is 20 minutes late to the shoot:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.
b: Call them and scream obscenities.
c: Stab him/her with his own broken windshield wiper.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
a: Call the fire department and wait for professional help.
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.
c: Stab it with a tree branch.

4. You’re on a shoot and it’s not going well. You:
a: Explain to the model or photographer that you’re just not compatible.
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the studio and ending your shoot.
c: Finish your  twelve hour shoot, then stab him/her with a lobster claw.

5. The photographer/model makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to your/their agent.
b: Go for it, then blackmail him/her for the rest of his/her's natural life.
c: Stab him/her with his tie.

6. The make-up artist does your foundation too light. You:
a: Politely ask if that is the look we are going for today, so as to not create a scene.
b: Throw a scalding hot beverage into the artist's face.
c: Stab him/her with a coffee cup.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously.
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.
c: Stab him with his bell, then steal his bucket.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.
c: Call your photographer/model and tell them your grandparents both just died- after stabbing your grandparents for proof

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.
b: Steal the person’s identity and live as them.
c: Locate the wallet’s owner and stab them with their license.


To find your “Crazy” rating, give yourself 0 points for every A response, 1 point for every B, and 2 points for every C. Take that total and divide by two. You now have your crazy number.

Now, using your self-assigned hot number, find your position on the  Hot/ Crazy scale. Remember, you want to find yourself located on the hot side, not the crazy side. If the results are not to your liking, please adjust your appearance or personality accordingly.

Feel free to add your own hot/crazy questions.

There might be a gif in here

https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thread_id=930158

Particularly

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/06/04/Why … s/#!bMoi6F

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
d: Would not recognize Matt Damon walking down the street.  Sometimes I don't recognize my own family members walking down the street.

2. A model/photographer is 20 minutes late to the shoot:
d: Call to see what's going on sans obscenities.  In the event they end up flaking: hate them forever, but only on the inside and/or complain privately about it to one or two other models but don't create a forum thread.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
d: Try to coax it out of the tree.  Cats are usually capable.

4. You’re on a shoot and it’s not going well. You:
d: Finish your twelve hour shoot.  Hate them forever on the inside but never let them know, because that's my job.

5. The photographer/model makes a pass at you. You:
d: Decline politely.  Absolutely do not report it to any sort of agency because, as a model that is anything less than a supermodel, that's a great way to get yourself dropped from your agency.  It sucks, but that's how it is.

6. The make-up artist does your foundation too light. You:
d: Do nothing.  It's the photographer's job to correct things like that.  Additionally, it is physically impossible to do my foundation "too light".

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
d: Actually do live on the 5th floor and would not be able to hear it, especially with my TV on.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
d: Would be very surprised to hear that because they are both dead.

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.

Not sure how I did.

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Umm..., started by anyone else and...

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.


2. A model/photographer is 20 minutes late to the shoot:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.


3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.


4. You’re on a shoot and it’s not going well. You:
a: Explain to the model or photographer that you’re just not compatible.

5. The photographer/model makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to your/their agent.

6. The make-up artist does your foundation too light. You:
a: Politely ask if that is the look we are going for today, so as to not create a scene.


7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
a & b: Thank him for doing the Lord’s work and give generously, then tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.


8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
b: Berate them for the measly 12 bucks they gave you on last year’s birthday.


9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.


I'm only a 3. Yay!

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: Gawk from afar and let him pass unbothered.


2. A model/photographer is 20 minutes late to the shoot:
a: Take a deep breath, count to ten, and do a random act of kindness.


3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:

b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for.


4. You’re on a shoot and it’s not going well. You:

b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ bathroom thus evacuating the studio and ending your shoot.

5. The photographer/model makes a pass at you. You:
a: Report it to your/their agent.

6. The make-up artist does your foundation too light. You:
a: Politely ask if that is the look we are going for today, so as to not create a scene.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:

b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.


8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.


9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.

Nobody has ever found a dead cat in a tree. When it gets hungry enough, or thirsty enough it will get down.

I want to see a beer belly to GWC ratio. Or sweatpants to GWC.

Needs more lobster claws and bells.

1. You’re walking down the street and see Matt Damon. You:
a: GawkNotice impassively from afar and let him pass unbothered.

2. A model/photographer is 20 minutes late to the shoot:
c: Stab him/her with his own broken windshield wiper.

3. You see a kitten stuck in a tree. You:
b: Climb up and rescue it, then take it home to join the 125 other cats you currently care for because climbing things is fun.

4. You’re on a shoot and it’s not going well. You:
b: Start a small fire in the ladies’ ladies' bathroom thus evacuating the studio and ending your shoot because you suck at putting people down.

5. The photographer/model makes a pass at you. You:
b: Go for it, then blackmail him/her for the rest of his/her's natural life.

6. The make-up artist does your foundation too light. You:
a: Politely ask if that is the look we are going for today, so as to not create a scene.

7. It’s Christmas, a time of giving, charity, and joy. One of the Salvation Army Santa’s won’t stop ringing the bell in front of your apartment. You:
b: Tar and feather him from your fifth floor balcony.

8. Your grandparents are in town visiting. You:
a: Happily show them around town taking extra special care of them.

9. You find a wallet in the middle of the street. You:
a: Locate the wallet’s owner and return it as found.

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