1/3 glass hard Cider (Woodpecker)
1/3 glass Guinness stout
1 oz Irish whiskey (Bushmill's)

Fill 1/3 of the collins glass with cider then float the Guinness to bring the volume to 2/3 full. Pour Bushmill's in a separate shot glass. Drop the shot glass into the collins glass and slam it!


hairy armpit?

1 shot Ouzo
Grapefruit juice

Place three ice cubes in glass. Pour in ouzo and fill with fresh grapefruit juice. Stir well and serve.

or hairy buffalo

1 fifth Gin
1 fifth 151 proof rum
1 fifth Gold tequila (Jose Cuervo)
1 fifth Vodka (Absolut)
1 fifth Tennessee whiskey (Jack Daniel's)
Selection ofite Fruit
2 cans Fruit punch
Ice cubes

Mix all ingredients into a large cooler, punch bowl or garbage can (a new one). Cut larger fruit into pieces and add.

Not if they allow cats in.



PS I thought you were joking about the drink. Google said you weren't.

I sued one of my cats over excessive hairball puking once. I brought a 100 receipts for carpet steaming to Judge Judy. She ruled in my favor, but said my cat could pay in dead mice. Ever seen a rug with puke, hairballs and dead mice all over it?