I like existing. It's neat.
I'm kind of weird and I get along well with other misfits.
I'm really, really happy. Seriously, life is rad.
I have several kickass tattoos, and am getting a full sleeve on my left arm this year. If you dislike this, then I probably dislike your face. Check it out, I already started it:
I have been deemed "The Girl with the Dotted Tattoo."
One time someone told me, "A normal person would never be able to wear that. Good thing you're not normal." And I loved that.
I pepper in swear words to give my language more fucking character.
I have a crazy obsession with outer space. If I could be an astronaut I would. I should've. Damn it.
I also have a crazy obsession with hoodies, beanies and nice kicks. You become instantly sexy when you rock any or all of these things.
When I am President I will exterminate cockroaches.
I truly loathe spot color, overly-touched skin, forced blurs (unless you're amazing at it), poor clipping masks, shitty composites, and overall firmly believe that "to the mediocre, mediocrity appears great."
I have a massive Great Dane named Beatrix Kiddo who is afraid of balloons, brooms, chairs and anything that moves suddenly.
I was in a whack religion called "Pentecostal" for 19 years. I never cut my hair, wore pants, jewelry, makeup and didn't even own a TV. It's mostly the reason why I feel I'm a well-rounded & diverse person today.
If you know who RJD2 is, we shall be great friends.
I love cars. If you own a '63 Lincoln Continental GT I will probably marry you, but only to drive your car.
I have a very wide range as you can see. Sometimes I look like a hobo hoodrat. Other times it looks like I fell out of a Vogue spread. Honestly, I just wear and do whatever tickles my God damn fancy.
If anything I've written offends you or is off-putting, I'm glad.
I am a full time graphic designer and it will always take preference over modeling. I'm really rad at my job, srsly. I love it. www.metanoiamethod.com
I dance. No, not strip. Dance. I breakdance, pop, lock, and bellydance. I'm a hip hop dancer at heart with a deep love for trip hop and good rap. Do not be deceived by my white girl exterior.
I will break it down in a very severe way on the dance floor.
Since this is not my full time job, I do mostly trade. I am quite picky though, I won't lie. I want my portfolio to be strong and creative, and remain that way. The only time I would request to be paid is if you intend on using the imagery to make money. i.e., apparel, advertising, etc.
Implied only, and it depends on the concept. No topless, bottomless, and obviously full nudes.
I used to have topless on here and was open-minded about it, but due to the utter lack of respect, obnoxious comments and disgusting messages I was receiving, I've decided to not go this direction with modeling for the time being. I really have zero desire to read messages about what you do with my pictures in your spare time and how much you like my "tits." Seriously, it's a naked picture among thousands on the internet. Get a hold of yourself. Nudity is a beautiful thing and I consider it an art form, not something sexual. That's what porn is for. Needless to say, I'm done with it for now thanks to all the wankers with the mentalities of 14 year-old boys. /sarcastic high-five
I will never do porn or anything erotic. If you ask, I will ignore you.
I'm not remotely interested in dating on this site. Don't post creepy comments or message me asking for personal pictures. Yes, this has happened. I'm sure to several girls on this site. It's not professional and makes me want to dropkick you from a sitting position. That's also not professional, but you deserve it for being an unprofessional weirdo. You will get a very brutal verbal beat-down if you do this.
** sorry if this last portion sounds harsh, I am a super sweetie poo pie, but when it comes to asinine comments I have low tolerance.
Actually, fuck everything and become a pirate.