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*****ATTENTION.....SENSE OF HUMOUR REQUIRED*****
Well spose i beta tel u a bit bout masel. Am on ear cos i wana b a ded famus moodel like vat Jodie Marsh bird n Vicky Pollard cos vey r just amaaaaaayzin dont ya fink??
I wana earn loads a mony gettin ma tits oot n spredin ma legs for any1 who wants me 2, n aventualy i wana becum a WAG n sit on ma fat arse all day watchin Riki Lake, Opra n vat american guy, fink ees called Jeremy Clarkson.........or cud it b Jeremy Springer....
Am ded inteligent wiv a gud education n speek sevral langwages such as bullshit, swaheeli n v kweens propa england.
Am ded reliable - wen i can b boverd
Am ded honest - wen i can b boverd, n wen i can b boverd am gud at moodelin n doin lots of poses n stuff innit.
V pics on ma profile are all edited to hell n most are a mixture of uver mods parts all stuk 2gever.........fotoshop is ded cool n ded sofisticated!
In riality I av a face like a smaked arse n av more spare tyres van Michelin n kwik fit put 2gever. I even kik ma own arse wiv ma heels wen i walk! I av loads of sellyoulite wich am shure a orange wud be jelus of!!
I wil work wiv MALE mods only but dont let ma husband find out cos if he dus hel kik the shit out a me n probably any 'tog' n mod who av v pleshur of workin wiv me innit.......
I wil do aaaannnnnyvfin 4 a fiver - golden showers, perl necklaces, fistin, face fartin, been flikin, shagging - dwarfs, animals, or anyvin wiv a stiky out bit, n prity much anyvin else.......but i wont do porn......eww thats disguuuuuuuuustin!!
Wel i fink thats evryvin....if this hasn't put a smile on ya face by now ven mayb u wudnt like workin wiv me!!!
***********ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE***********
I have been modelling since 2009, and have gained experience in many types of genres. I have worked with professional and amateur photographers, and I'm always willing to help new photographers too.
I have the ability to strike more than 4 different poses, and capable of moving from pose to pose with grace and fluidity. I can work without direction, and I'm always willing to listen to and receive direction, and I'm able to give plenty of expression, emotion, attitude, and energy to an image.
I show to ALL arranged shoots, and I have NEVER no-showed.
I have a vast array of outfits, accessories, boots, shoes, and Lingerie, and I'm more than capable of doing my own hair and Make-up.
I have a very professional and laid back attitude, with lots of patience, a wicked sense of humour, and I'm very easy to get along with.
I have my own transport and passport, and I'm not afraid to use either.
I have travelled as far as the US, and Europ, and travelled the full length and breadth of the UK to fulfill assignments so location is no obstacle for me.
I am able to provide additional images, and many references upon request.
****Please note that I only work to FULL FRONTAL NUDITY with EXPERIENCED & ESTABLISHED photographers ONLY****
I'm available for:
Blood, Gore and Horror
What I'm NOT available for:
Growing back my pubic hair
I'm particularly interested in working with MUA's, stylists (hair and wardrobe), bodypainters, photoshop wizards, and any other creatives that are out there.
I have many ideas of my own, and I'm always willing to consider any ideas that others may have, even if they seem wacky, eccentric, ott, blood and gore, and 'out there'.
I have a great imagination and can easily elaborate on ideas presented.
********************BODY MODIFICATION AND SCARS********************
I have tattoos; 1 back piece, 1 on my stomach, 1 on my right hip and thigh, and the other one is on my lower left arm/hand.
I have no body piercings. All, except my ears, have been taken out.
I have an additional scar on my abdomen due to major surgery I had in November 2010. The scar is approx 5" long and is situated just under my tattoo and above my pubic bone. It's very neat and I hope this doesn't cause too much of a problem for you.
**********ONE LAST THING**********
We all have rather busy schedules I'm sure, but if I can take the time out of my 'busy schedule' to read through your casting call and look through your profile, and then take the time to compose an email in response to your casting call, please show a little bit of courtesy and have the decency to email back, even if it is just to say "Thanks, but you're not what I'm looking for right now".
I fully understand that I'm not to everyone's liking, and I'd be very naive to think otherwise, but to read an email in response to your casting then totally ignore that email is just plain ignorant and rude and a total lack of manners and professionalism!
Thanks for looking, and hope to hear from you soon.