Christmas Cookie Recipe
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>1 cup of water                                       4 large eggs
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>1 cup nuts                                           1 tsp baking soda
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>2 cups of dried fruit                                1 cup of sugar
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>1 tsp salt                                           1 cup of brown
sugar
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>1 bottle Crown Royal Reserve
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>Sample the Crown to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown
>again,
>to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn
>on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add
>one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure
>the
>Crown is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. Turn off the mixer
>thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of
dried
>fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the
fried
>druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
>Sample the Crown to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt, or
>something. Who give shz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now shift the
lemon
>juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add aspoon of ar, or
somefink.
>Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and
>try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally,
throw
>the bowl through the window. Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. Make
sure to
>put the stove in the dishwasher.

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