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R. Olson (RO)

Posts: 971

Seattle, Washington, US

Im bored....so.....here ya go.

1) Elevation to platinum membership on MM.....
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....
3) New bells and whistles for the site - Tyler needs time to get older things fixed first....

Jan 07 06 10:42 pm Link

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MikeyBoy

Posts: 633

Milltown, Wisconsin, US

I will pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today ?

Jan 07 06 10:44 pm Link

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Star

Posts: 17966

Los Angeles, California, US

I always ask for a penny for my thoughts, so far I am owed over 10.00!

You hear me moderators?

10.00!

That is like half a kit fee!

Star

Jan 07 06 11:40 pm Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Can you help me with this ointment? I can`t reach my.....

Jan 07 06 11:43 pm Link

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Craig Thomson

Posts: 13462

Tacoma, Washington, US

Wheres the remote control ?!?!?!

Jan 07 06 11:43 pm Link

Photographer

Posts: 5264

New York, New York, US

Jan 07 06 11:44 pm Link

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Posts: 4576

R. Olson (RO) wrote:
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....

I get those from them all the time.

Jan 08 06 01:03 am Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

I get those from them all the time.

dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

Jan 08 06 01:04 am Link

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R. Olson (RO)

Posts: 971

Seattle, Washington, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:
dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

*ROFLMAO*

Jan 08 06 01:05 am Link

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theda

Posts: 21719

New York, New York, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

We've been telling him it is so he'll leave us alone.

Jan 08 06 01:10 am Link

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Glamour Boulevard

Posts: 8628

Sacramento, California, US

theda wrote:

We've been telling him it is so he'll leave us alone.

but one day reality will hit him, and hes gonna snap!

Jan 08 06 01:13 am Link

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Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

A backrub, or foot massage.

Jan 08 06 01:20 am Link

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Lapis

Posts: 8424

Chicago, Illinois, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:
but one day reality will hit him, and hes gonna snap!

I think I have seen that before....(tries to remember one of eric's rant titles...)

edit: I FOUND IT....

https://modelmayhem.com/posts.php?thread_id=17512

Jan 08 06 01:21 am Link

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SLE Photography

Posts: 68937

Orlando, Florida, US

R. Olson (RO) wrote:
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....

But what about a boddy massage from Dawn Elizabeth AND Theda???

Jan 08 06 01:42 am Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

1...unban me
2...thoughts on the legal profession
3..."brokebutt mountain rebuttals"

Jan 08 06 08:03 am Link

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Zion Imaging

Posts: 890

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin, US

R. Olson (RO) wrote:

*ROFLMAO*

I second that!

Jan 08 06 08:06 am Link

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Jeff Fiore

Posts: 9225

Brooklyn, New York, US

"How come I don't have more showcases?"

Opps, wrong site.

Jan 08 06 08:23 am Link

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area291

Posts: 2525

Calabasas, California, US

BCG wrote:
1...unban me
2...thoughts on the legal profession
3..."brokebutt mountain rebuttals"

Things to NOT ask the moderators for.......sensibility seems to be a problem request.

Jan 08 06 11:20 am Link

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BCG

Posts: 7316

San Antonio, Florida, US

area291 wrote:

Things to NOT ask the moderators for.......sensibility seems to be a problem request.

i can decipher a sentence properly.

Jan 08 06 11:33 am Link

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Farenell Photography

Posts: 18832

Albany, New York, US

R. Olson (RO) wrote:
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....

I could go for that!

Haha.

Jan 08 06 12:43 pm Link

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Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

R. Olson (RO) wrote:
Im bored....so.....here ya go.

1) Elevation to platinum membership on MM.....
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....
3) New bells and whistles for the site - Tyler needs time to get older things fixed first....

That explains why they don't leave me tags anymore and that warning I got sad

Jan 08 06 01:00 pm Link

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R. Olson (RO)

Posts: 971

Seattle, Washington, US

DigitalCMH wrote:
That explains why they don't leave me tags anymore and that warning I got sad

Everyone seems to like that #2 of mine LOL Maybe Tyler needs to offer that as a perk for the first person to do something correctly LOL

Jan 08 06 01:07 pm Link

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- null -

Posts: 4576

theda wrote:

Glamour Boulevard wrote:
dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

We've been telling him it is so he'll leave us alone.

That's just stupid. I can't write your names on my palms! My palms got all hairy from staring at your photos.

Gosh, you people don't know nothin'.

Jan 08 06 02:59 pm Link

Model

Lapis

Posts: 8424

Chicago, Illinois, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

theda wrote:

Glamour Boulevard wrote:
dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

We've been telling him it is so he'll leave us alone.

That's just stupid. I can't write your names on my palms! My palms got all hairy from staring at your photos.

Gosh, you people don't know nothin'.

Is that why you have to use the Elmo doll when you are thinking about me?

Jan 08 06 04:10 pm Link

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James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Lapis wrote:

Is that why you have to use the Elmo doll when you are thinking about me?

I thought elmo killed himself...

Jan 08 06 04:14 pm Link

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Rick Edwards

Posts: 6185

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

theda wrote:

Glamour Boulevard wrote:
dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

We've been telling him it is so he'll leave us alone.

That's just stupid. I can't write your names on my palms! My palms got all hairy from staring at your photos.

Gosh, you people don't know nothin'.

I got this great cream that dissolves the hair and feels SOOOO great at the same time....
I'll send ya some if ya want
lol

Jan 08 06 09:47 pm Link

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stylist man

Posts: 34382

New York, New York, US

Jan 09 06 02:25 am Link

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James Jackson Fashion

Posts: 11132

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

MHana wrote:
http://www.wavsite.com/sounds/55311/wizard10.wav

.....so....what you're saying is Theda is the wicked witch of the west?

Jan 09 06 02:28 am Link

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MegB2084

Posts: 102

Keego Harbor, Michigan, US

Omg you guys are funny! I personally think Theda rocks talked to her once but she's cool. Never ask anyone for a massage if you don't know where their hand have been ERIC!! lol rolflmao

Jan 09 06 02:29 am Link

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Andy Meng

Posts: 404

Tampa, Florida, US

R. Olson (RO) wrote:
Im bored....so.....here ya go.

1) Elevation to platinum membership on MM.....
2) Body massages from Dawn Elizabeth or Theda....
3) New bells and whistles for the site - Tyler needs time to get older things fixed first....

ummm, can I get a massage from Dawn Elizabeth?  Oh, while we're there, can you log in from my laptop and elevate me to platinum and give us the ability to create our own forums?  smile  (Hope your shoot with Anthony went great, I'm still waiting to see some results. 

Theda, if you feel left out, can I get a massage from you next month?

smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile   smile

Jan 09 06 03:09 pm Link

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Fireflyfotography

Posts: 321

Las Colinas, Panamá, Panama

A three way lol

Jan 09 06 03:13 pm Link

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-suede-

Posts: 846

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

Glamour Boulevard wrote:

dude, writing "theda" and " Dawn Elizabeth" on your palms does not make it a massage from Theda And Dawn Elizabeth smile

*laughs so hard she cries*  Man, GB, I love you.  You usually make me laugh. smile

Jan 09 06 03:13 pm Link