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No photoshop at all!!!
Take one BMW Z-3 Roadster. Drive down a divided highway and have another guy smash into you from the side and push you off the roadway. Make sure there is a big concrete fixture with a light pole bolted to it, directly in the path of the car. Slam into it at about 50 mph. This is what your arm looks like 5 days later. (well, my whole body looks like this in places). No photoshop at all. The funny styrations on the skin is the result of a compression bandage being imprinted into the bruising pattern. Good to be alive. Mark  Apr 04 06 07:45 pm Link Ouch! I do hope the Dr. gave you a little somen-somen. Apr 04 06 07:55 pm Link EWWWW. Looks like it hurts (a lot!). Good to hear you're okay though. Apr 04 06 08:06 pm Link Glad your alive!!! I was involved in a one car accident that crushed both ankles, broke my left femur in to 10 pieces, left forearm in half, fractured my upper and lower jaw knocking out 15 teeth and collapsing my right lung. Drinking on a fake ID Apr 04 06 08:07 pm Link Yeah...That is a good one...Reminds me of what I looked like after the bike accident... Apr 04 06 08:07 pm Link OUCH. good thing you're ok... be careful next time  Apr 04 06 10:57 pm Link You own BMW Z3 Roadster? OMG.... I'm so envious... Apr 04 06 11:00 pm Link Mark, glad to see you're alive also. Vicious looking scrapes and scratches. . .obviously it could be worse. You didn't break your right index finger. . . Apr 04 06 11:02 pm Link holy shnikes!! thats a helluva bruise. Glad to hear you are still ticking Apr 04 06 11:06 pm Link I hope you dont have to hold your arm up like that all the time  glad you are alive man. Apr 04 06 11:09 pm Link hey wanna model for me ? Apr 04 06 11:11 pm Link Glad to see you survived. Cars can be replaced, but not lives. Just curious, what is the compression dressing for? Was it for support around the ankle? Apr 04 06 11:16 pm Link Looks like when I was little when I got my foot caught in the spokes of my bike (somebody else was peddling and I was piggybacking). Hope it doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it does. Bradley. Apr 04 06 11:17 pm Link awwwwwww huggles for you hun although I doubt very much you would benefit from a hug right now it would cause far too much pain but its's the thought that counts. bless ya hun xx shelly xx Apr 05 06 02:51 am Link Makes me want to post my 3rd degree burn pics.... Apr 05 06 03:40 am Link Dude, sorry that happened to you... Do you want me to touchup to skin with PS? You may feel better... heh! M. Apr 05 06 03:47 am Link OMG! That looks awful! and very very painful! Hope you are feeling normal again soon! Those pics are crazy! Best, C Apr 12 06 12:45 am Link Now that your 'girly car' is crushed, and it is obvious that you are suffering mentally from your accident, find yourself Johnny Cochran's protege and sue for the BMW Z8! Come on, you are posting on MM when you should be getting rest, that is a sure sign you are not of sane mind...and since you are in such pain and can't use your hands or feet, I can't believe you typed this thread with your a stick held in your mouth! It's just incredible! Don't you cry like a bitch from fear everytime you see a Z3 now? Because of the flashbacks? Psychological damage has got to be worth, what, say a couple of mil??? I'll expect my commission check in the mail for this inspiration. Apr 12 06 12:52 am Link Feel better mark... ~Krista~ wrote: Do it. MarkMarek wrote: Hey, wise ass, if his arm looks like that, what do you think the car looks like? Apr 12 06 01:06 am Link Gunfitr wrote: you do know that photoshop has the 'healing brush' tool for that, right? Apr 12 06 02:31 am Link Get well soon, those look really sore. I still remember a bad parachute jump I had over 35 years ago. Chute folded at about 70 feet, I hit the ground rather hard, was in a body cast and traction for 10 months. 3 months recuperation and back on duty. Apr 12 06 02:40 am Link |
