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The Michael Freeby
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San Diego, California, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
The fact that he fuckin SPARKLES IN SUNLIGHT makes him full of fail.
Period. He sparkles due to immortality!
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Pathogenic Confessions
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Racine, Minnesota, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
The fact that he fuckin SPARKLES IN SUNLIGHT makes him full of fail.
Period.
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D0TD0TD0T
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New York, New York, US
Looks like Twilight fans just got pwned.
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Pathogenic Confessions
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Racine, Minnesota, US
Michael Cee wrote:
He sparkles due to immortality!
Even Anne Rice's flamboyant vampires, who were immortal, didn't sparkle.
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The Michael Freeby
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San Diego, California, US
Pathogenic Confessions wrote:
Even Anne Rice's flamboyant vampires, who were immortal, didn't sparkle. That is because they were not as dazzling.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Michael Cee wrote:
He sparkles due to immortality! You have almost been there, but after this thread, I officially am not a fan.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Michael Cee wrote:
That is because they were not as dazzling. Dude, Lestat would fuck sparkle boys shit up.
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Pathogenic Confessions
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Racine, Minnesota, US
Michael Cee wrote:
That is because they were not as dazzling. 'Dazzling' and glitter does not make a deadly vampire.
Or an orgasmic one
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JordanLeigh
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Saginaw, Michigan, US
Hello Blade kills vampires remember? Blade would win hands down
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Roxy Vandiver
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Houston, Texas, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Dude, Lestat would fuck sparkle boys shit up. Amen to that!
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Pathogenic Confessions
Posts: 20332
Racine, Minnesota, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Dude, Lestat would fuck sparkle boys shit up. +1
And be damn sexy while doing it
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The Michael Freeby
Posts: 4618
San Diego, California, US
Pathogenic Confessions wrote:
'Dazzling' and glitter does not make a deadly vampire.
Or an orgasmic one He fights with love not war, hence his lifelong romance with Bella.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Pathogenic Confessions wrote:
'Dazzling' and glitter does not make a deadly vampire.
Or an orgasmic one this.is.truth.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Michael Cee wrote:
He fights with love not war, hence his lifelong romance with Bella. Are you gay?
I ask that with all seriousness.
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Mr Banner
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Hayward, California, US
is that guy on top wearing makeup?
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PhotographybyT
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Monterey, California, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
The guy on top would probably try to smooch him to death. Too funny!
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Roxy Vandiver
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Houston, Texas, US
Michael Cee wrote:
He fights with love not war, hence his lifelong romance with Bella. Again, you've had admittedly not read all of the Twilight books, nor seen the film, nor seen the Blade series....
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The Michael Freeby
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San Diego, California, US
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Again, you've had admittedly not read all of the Twilight books, nor seen the film, nor seen the Blade series.... Well, you can't beat someone that's immortal.
So obviously that = Edward wins.
I am only stating the obvious.
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Sal W Hanna
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Huntington Beach, California, US
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K E E L I N G
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Peoria, Illinois, US
Michael Cee wrote:
He is immortal with super strength and very good at basketball and volley ball! If this is your definition of sissy boy, then yes he is. He'd be like Cartman against Wendy and try to talk his way out of the fight......while he was doing so Blade would get disgusted and just take him out.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Michael Cee wrote:
Well, you can't beat someone that's immortal.
So obviously that = Edward wins.
I am only stating the obvious.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Michael Cee wrote:
Well, you can't beat someone that's immortal.
So obviously that = Edward wins.
I am only stating the obvious.
Hello! The vampires in the Blade series are immortal too. Blade himself might not be, but all of the ones he KILLS are. That's what he does. KILLS VAMPIRES. He's taken down much more formidable opponents than Edward Sparklypants Cullen.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
He'd be like Cartman against Wendy and try to talk his way out of the fight......while he was doing so Blade would get disgusted and just take him out.
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K E E L I N G
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Peoria, Illinois, US
Pathogenic Confessions wrote:
Why yes, that is the exact definition I wrote for 'sissy boy' on Wikipedia It really wouldn't be except for Edward plays his volleyball in a bikini.
He's confused.
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The Michael Freeby
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San Diego, California, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
He'd be like Cartman against Wendy and try to talk his way out of the fight......while he was doing so Blade would get disgusted and just take him out. I don't know who the Wendy being referred to is, but as a South Park fan, I do know that Cartman is not immortal.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Hello! The vampires in the Blade series are immortal too. Blade himself might not be, but all of the ones he KILLS are. That's what he does. KILLS VAMPIRES. He's taken down much more formidable opponents than Edward Sparklypants Cullen. Meh, I'm just writing him off as a wannabe fanboy who has no clue about either Douchey McSparklepants or Blade.
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Roxy Vandiver
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Houston, Texas, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Meh, I'm just writing him off as a wannabe fanboy who has no clue about either Douchey McSparklepants or Blade. You're right.
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The Michael Freeby
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San Diego, California, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Meh, I'm just writing him off as a wannabe fanboy who has no clue about either Douchey McSparklepants or Blade. This was only asking for an opinion.
No need to get so...emotional.
although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win.
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Roxy Vandiver
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Houston, Texas, US
Michael Cee wrote:
This was only asking for an opinion.
No need to get so...emotional.
although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win. Perhaps if you had finished reading Twilight you would know that the vampires in Twilight can die also. It specifically details how they can die. By dismembering them and burning the pieces.
So they aren't truly immortal either.
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Fifi
Posts: 58134
Gainesville, Florida, US
Michael Cee wrote:
This was only asking for an opinion.
No need to get so...emotional.
although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win. Emotional?
Are you serious?
No one is getting emotional. And, immortal means that they live forever without aging, but they can still die. Edward can still be killed... so your immortal theory fails. The only emotion I have felt because of this thread is amazement.
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George Lue
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Compass Rose Studios
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Portland, Oregon, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Dude, Lestat would fuck sparkle boys shit up. True, but Louis would hang out with him and whine.
Probably want to whisk him off to Paris or some shit...
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aon duine
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Come on people.
Don't even bring Anne Rice into this.
CLAUDIA could kill Edward, for cripe sake!
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
Come on people.
Don't even bring Anne Rice into this.
CLAUDIA could kill Edward, for cripe sake! He speaks truth.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
Come on people.
Don't even bring Anne Rice into this.
CLAUDIA could kill Edward, for cripe sake!
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Heather LeStabbityDeath
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Alexandria, Virginia, US
Compass Rose Studios wrote:
True, but Louis would hang out with him and whine.
Probably want to whisk him off to Paris or some shit... Blade would totally win. He wouldn't even have to wait until SparklyPants was doing some emotastic brooding about the abstinence metaphor of his unlife to chop him into pieces and set him on fire.
I think Twilight vampires are actually the sissiest vampires created, ever.
You know the world has gone mad when emo even takes over the horror scene 
I mean, sure, vampires get angsty, but we've hit a new low.
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K E E L I N G
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Peoria, Illinois, US
Just steal the little Disney chick from Edward and he'd die of a broken heart.
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William Kious
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Delphos, Ohio, US
Paradigm Shift wrote:
The fight would go like.
Blade laughs, shakes his head and walks away.
Edward, leaves for a week then comes back and starts sneaking into blades house,
and watching him sleep. Then during the day says things like "You should stay away from me" and "Do you know how easily I could kill you".
Then one day Blade wakes up to find Edward in the corner of his room, listening to Fall Out Boy on his Ipod Nano, cutting himself and saying how he is a bad boy that desrves to be punsihed.
Then blade kills him out of pity. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Awesome!
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