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K E E L I N G

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Peoria, Illinois, US

Gene Kane wrote:
even..
https://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/leonardo-dicaprio-pic.jpg

this guy could take

https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

and that's sayin' something.

Let's not go overboard.  tongue

Aug 11 09 10:21 pm Link

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Big A-Larger Than Life

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The Woodlands, Texas, US

Uhhh seriously?  Blade, obviously.  The first little boy would get his ass kicked lol.

Aug 11 09 10:23 pm Link

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GH-Photography

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Jacksonville, Florida, US

William Kious wrote:

Mwa ha ha ha ha!  Awesome!

I get bored easily..

Aug 11 09 10:23 pm Link

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Orca Bay Images

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Arcata, California, US

https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

A new Horror subgenre: "Wimpire"

Aug 11 09 10:26 pm Link

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Heather LeStabbityDeath

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Alexandria, Virginia, US

Skydancer wrote:
This whole thread is LOL, except for the fact that I was at a grocery store last week and saw a magazine with pictures of Edward and the dude from True Blood... with the title reading, "Greatest Vampires of All Time!"

O.... M..... G... !!!!

yikes

wait...which one from TrueBlood?
Because Bill is a giant southern pussy, but Pam and Eric amuse me.

Aug 11 09 10:32 pm Link

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GK photo

Posts: 31025

Laguna Beach, California, US

didn't blade routinely take on like fifty bad-ass, biker looking vampires at once, and fry them all? please??? bela lugosi laughs at this half-a-vamp.

Aug 11 09 10:34 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

A new Horror subgenre: "Wimpire"

lol vampussy. or has that one already been mentioned? big_smile

Aug 11 09 10:35 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

https://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg

no contest!

Aug 11 09 10:37 pm Link

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Brian Diaz

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Danbury, Connecticut, US

Who has a link to the video where Buffy takes on that pansy thing?

Aug 11 09 10:38 pm Link

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GK photo

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Laguna Beach, California, US

https://weekndr.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/garlic.jpg

run, vamputo!

Aug 11 09 10:43 pm Link

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Roxy Vandiver

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Houston, Texas, US

Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:
wait...which one from TrueBlood?
Because Bill is a giant southern pussy, but Pam and Eric amuse me.

Bill and Eric tied for #5.

Side note:  In the books that TrueBlood is based on...Bill isn't nearly as annoying.

Aug 11 09 10:44 pm Link

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JLC Images

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Phillipsburg, New Jersey, US

Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:

wait...which one from TrueBlood?
Because Bill is a giant southern pussy, but Pam and Eric amuse me.

I am done with Bill, I am ready for the show to be about Eric.

Aug 11 09 10:46 pm Link

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normad

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Saint Louis, Missouri, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

A new Horror subgenre: "Wimpire"

lol lol

Aug 11 09 10:47 pm Link

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John Photography

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Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Chris Keeling wrote:
Just steal the little Disney chick from Edward and he'd die of a broken heart.

LOL I like this answer very much.

Aug 11 09 10:59 pm Link

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Heather LeStabbityDeath

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Alexandria, Virginia, US

Roxy Vandiver wrote:

Bill and Eric tied for #5.

Side note:  In the books that TrueBlood is based on...Bill isn't nearly as annoying.

I know. I still like Eric way better.

Aug 11 09 11:11 pm Link

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Heather LeStabbityDeath

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Alexandria, Virginia, US

JLC Images wrote:

I am done with Bill, I am ready for the show to be about Eric.

Agreed!

Aug 11 09 11:12 pm Link

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Roxy Vandiver

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Houston, Texas, US

Gene Kane wrote:
https://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/count_von_count-1-720172.jpg

no contest!

The count would grab Edward by the collar and say, "How many times must I slap you before you act right?  1..ah ah ah..2 ah ah ah 3..."

Aug 11 09 11:16 pm Link

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Roxy Vandiver

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Houston, Texas, US

Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:

I know. I still like Eric way better.

Yeah, I'll always have a soft spot for Bill, but Eric's way more fun!

Aug 11 09 11:22 pm Link

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aon duine

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Never saw the show. But you sure can't go wrong with a vampire named Eric. wink

Aug 11 09 11:35 pm Link

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Saerbreathach_Photos

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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Blade is a badass muthafucka.  He'd kick anyone vamps ass. including bill and eric.

Aug 11 09 11:36 pm Link

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Heather LeStabbityDeath

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Alexandria, Virginia, US

Gracemus Lucius Maximus wrote:
Blade is a badass muthafucka.  He'd kick anyone vamps ass. including bill and eric.

I am not saying they could beat up Blade. Especially not Vampire Bill.  But Eric and Pam are pretty fucking awesome.

Aug 11 09 11:40 pm Link

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Jade Noir

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San Antonio, Texas, US

lol

Blade would totally fuck up that Twilight motherfucker.  Which by the way, is one FUGLY ass dude!

Aug 11 09 11:57 pm Link

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Engel Schrei

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Indianapolis, Indiana, US

Ya know what...

This one:

https://img.actressarchives.com/features/E426_kirsten-dunst-THEN.jpg

https://orpheline.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/104747__vampire_l.jpg

https://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/kirstendunst/kirsten_dunst5_180_135.jpg

Is a psycho little bitch and would pwn ALL thier asses.

Aug 12 09 12:23 am Link

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SLE Photography

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Orlando, Florida, US

Brian Diaz wrote:
Who has a link to the video where Buffy takes on that pansy thing?

Buffy kicks Edward's wussy ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

Aug 12 09 12:27 am Link

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J C ModeFotografie

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Los Angeles, California, US

Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Edward, the vampire from Twilight or Blade.
This is a debate I had recently and I'm curious what others think.
EDIT:  I suppose I should have specified, Blade gets my vote.  He'd rip that kid to pieces.

https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

VS.

https://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt8/GayWired/sy/Snipes.jpg

Go!

Either Eric or Godric from Trueblood would literally tear BOTH of them apart.
https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2461/3639302127_58c0606e17_o.jpg
https://www.trueblood-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/godric.jpg

Aug 12 09 12:28 am Link

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Fifi

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Gainesville, Florida, US

SLE Photography wrote:

Buffy kicks Edward's wussy ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

lol

If Twilight was really like that, I would probably watch it.

Aug 12 09 12:35 am Link

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VasilisaK

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London, England, United Kingdom

Clearly Blade.

Aug 12 09 05:45 am Link

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J C ModeFotografie

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Los Angeles, California, US

VasilisaK wrote:
Clearly Blade.

Blade isn't capable of ripping apart a living person over his head the way Eric is . . . Blade needs a whole smorgasbord of weapons to fight.

Aug 12 09 06:31 am Link

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egyptmachine

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El Paso, Texas, US

I say you cannot fully vote in this if you haven't read the Twilight books, Blade may know how to kick ass, but gong by the facts Edward might actually kick his ass.

Aug 12 09 11:05 am Link

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Pathogenic Confessions

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Racine, Minnesota, US

Engel Schrei wrote:
Ya know what...

This one:

https://img.actressarchives.com/features/E426_kirsten-dunst-THEN.jpg

https://orpheline.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/104747__vampire_l.jpg

https://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/kirstendunst/kirsten_dunst5_180_135.jpg

Is a psycho little bitch and would pwn ALL thier asses.

+1

Aug 12 09 11:06 am Link

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K E E L I N G

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Peoria, Illinois, US

Pathogenic Confessions wrote:

+1

My god, it's shocking seeing how young Kirsten was then......and I'm still amazed at how talented she was/is.

Aug 12 09 11:09 am Link

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SLE Photography

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Orlando, Florida, US

egyptmachine wrote:
I say you cannot fully vote in this if you haven't read the Twilight books, Blade may know how to kick ass, but gong by the facts Edward might actually kick his ass.

neutral

Seek therapy.  lol

Aug 12 09 11:10 am Link

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Eastfist

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Green Bay, Wisconsin, US

Gene Kane wrote:
even..
https://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/leonardo-dicaprio-pic.jpg

this guy could take

https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg

and that's sayin' something.

Talk about two "boys" who never age... What's Leo's secret?

Aug 12 09 11:11 am Link

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egyptmachine

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El Paso, Texas, US

SLE Photography wrote:

neutral

Seek therapy.  lol

no this is true, I'm on the 3rd book right now, this fucker has super powers and strength plus Blade is half human, giving him a disadvantage

Aug 12 09 11:11 am Link

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Pathogenic Confessions

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Racine, Minnesota, US

Chris Keeling wrote:

My god, it's shocking seeing how young Kirsten was then......and I'm still amazed at how talented she was/is.

She was amazing in this movie.  It was the whole reason I kept watching her career.

And she was adorable

Aug 12 09 11:21 am Link

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MJST

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Halifax, Massachusetts, US

i am not a big fan of either one.
for vampire slayers, i only vote for women slayers...
can i vote for kate beckinsale ?
or milla jovovich?

tongue

Aug 12 09 11:24 am Link

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SLE Photography

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Orlando, Florida, US

egyptmachine wrote:

no this is true, I'm on the 3rd book right now, this fucker has super powers and strength plus Blade is half human, giving him a disadvantage

Blade isn't a mopey crybaby who has to stalk ugly girls that no one would ever look at twice otherwise & then use 4th grade head games to lure her in.

He'd call Edward a bitch and then stake & dismember him while Edward was blinded by his own mascara-laden tears.

Aug 12 09 12:40 pm Link

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Roxy Vandiver

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Houston, Texas, US

SLE Photography wrote:
Blade isn't a mopey crybaby who has to stalk ugly girls that no one would ever look at twice otherwise & then use 4th grade head games to lure her in.

He'd call Edward a bitch and then stake & dismember him while Edward was blinded by his own mascara-laden tears.

Hahahaha.  Yes!

It comes down to this - Blade has dedicated his entire life to being a super-efficient vampire hunter with all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses.  That's really all you need to know.

Anyone remember the Reaper Strain vampires from Blade II?  Just one of those guys would eat Edward for lunch and Blade kills - I dunno - Like 274 of them.

Aug 12 09 01:07 pm Link

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The Hologram Kid

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Southampton, England, United Kingdom

Chris Keeling wrote:
The guy on top looks like a sissyboy.  The guy on the bottom not so much.

+1

Aug 12 09 01:08 pm Link

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Precious Metal

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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Without a doubt...

BLADE!!

Aug 12 09 01:08 pm Link