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Compass Rose Studios
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Portland, Oregon, US
Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:
I think Twilight vampires are actually the sissiest vampires created, ever.
You know the world has gone mad when emo even takes over the horror scene 
I mean, sure, vampires get angsty, but we've hit a new low. Sad but true.
Maybe they'll make another Blade movie.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:
Blade would totally win. He wouldn't even have to wait until SparklyPants was doing some emotastic brooding about the abstinence metaphor of his unlife to chop him into pieces and set him on fire.
I think Twilight vampires are actually the sissiest vampires created, ever.
You know the world has gone mad when emo even takes over the horror scene
I mean, sure, vampires get angsty, but we've hit a new low. ![https://i43.tinypic.com/2mcboti.jpg]()
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Michael Cee wrote:
[...although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win. Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Perhaps if you had finished reading Twilight you would know that the vampires in Twilight can die also. It specifically details how they can die. By dismembering them and burning the pieces.
So they aren't truly immortal either. Did it just get quieter in here?
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K E E L I N G
Posts: 39894
Peoria, Illinois, US
Michael Cee wrote:
...although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win. Roxy Vandiver wrote:
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Did it just get quieter in here? Aren't the guys from Highlander immortals? Cause a ton of them seem to die.....in fact all but one of them.
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
Aren't the guys from Highlander immortals? Cause a ton of them seem to die.....in fact all but one of them. Yeah, immortal just means live forever without aging... but those fuckers can still die
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
Michael Cee wrote:
...although if vampires die in Blade, that means they are not immortal. You solved your own problem.
If what you are saying is true - and given how emotional you have become, I will believe it is - it means Edward would win. Aren't the guys from Highlander immortals? Cause a ton of them seem to die.....in fact all but one of them. I bet Christopher Lambert could take Edward.
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K E E L I N G
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Peoria, Illinois, US
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
I bet Christopher Lambert could take Edward. Yeah, but after he chopped off Edward's head Lambert would run away before the quickening.....I doubt he'd want any of sissyboys lifeforce.
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aon duine
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Roxy Vandiver wrote:
I bet Christopher Lambert could take Edward. In gay chicken? You bet your ass he would!
... Wait. I said that backwards.
Not in gay chicken he wouldn't!
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Heather LeStabbityDeath
Posts: 22617
Alexandria, Virginia, US
I'm totally blown away that there is even a debate about this, by the way.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:
I think Twilight vampires are actually the sissiest vampires created, ever.
You know the world has gone mad when emo even takes over the horror scene ![https://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e246/MacLeod71475/EMO_Pussies.jpg]()
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Heather LeStabbityDeath wrote:
I'm totally blown away that there is even a debate about this, by the way. I had to do it. Call it my "need to know".
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Fifi
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Gainesville, Florida, US
Like I said before.... Miss Fifi wrote:
Your friends shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
If Edward has super strength, why does he look like a sad, washed-out little veal calf?
Edward vs Blade? Might as well ask, "Don Knotts vs Mike Tyson?"
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Heather LeStabbityDeath
Posts: 22617
Alexandria, Virginia, US
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
I had to do it. Call it my "need to know". Just crazy. Who thinks that an overly emotional stalker would win against Blade?
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aon duine
Posts: 1063
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
I had to do it. Call it my "need to know". A very Crow-like quote, Top Dollar.
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William Kious
Posts: 8842
Delphos, Ohio, US
I'll venture out on a limb and suggest that this guy could kick Edward's ass: ![https://www.cartype.com/pics/362/small/speedy_gonzales.jpg]()
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K E E L I N G
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Peoria, Illinois, US
Orca Bay Images wrote:
If Edward has super strength, why does he look like a sad, washed-out little veal calf?
Edward vs Blade? Might as well ask, "Don Knotts vs Mike Tyson?" That'd be a hilarious fight....Barney would limp out of the ring with one ear and a gunshot wound to the big toe! 
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William Kious
Posts: 8842
Delphos, Ohio, US
Orca Bay Images wrote:
If Edward has super strength, why does he look like a sad, washed-out little veal calf?
Edward vs Blade? Might as well ask, "Don Knotts vs Mike Tyson?" Hey, at least Don had one bullet in his gun... he would get his shot in...
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aon duine
Posts: 1063
Orca Bay Images wrote:
Edward vs Blade? Might as well ask, "Don Knotts vs Mike Tyson?"
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Miss Fifi wrote:
Like I said before.... Miss Fifi wrote:
Your friends shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Sadly, this debate shed a whole new light on them. It reminded me that I'm not like them at all. I know that sounds shallow, but I won't go into the deeper meaning behind it here. And believe me, this was just a symptom of something much deeper.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
A very Crow-like quote, Top Dollar. I love you more every minute. You nailed it.
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K E E L I N G
Posts: 39894
Peoria, Illinois, US
Ok, let's recap.........
People who could kick Edward's ass:
1 Blade
2 Chuck Norris
3 Lestat
4 Claudia
5 Cartman and/or Wendy
6 A gay chicken
7 Christopher Lambert
8 Mike Tyson
9 Don Knotts
10 Speedy Gonzales
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
Ok, let's recap.........
People who could kick Edward's ass:
1 Blade
2 Chuck Norris
3 Lestat
4 Claudia
5 Cartman and/or Wendy
6 A gay chicken
7 Christopher Lambert
8 Mike Tyson
9 Don Knotts
10 Speedy Gonzales I haven't laughed so hard that I cried in years. Thanks Chris.
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George Lue
Posts: 8235
Orlando, Florida, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
Ok, let's recap.........
People who could kick Edward's ass:
1 Blade
2 Chuck Norris
3 Lestat
4 Claudia
5 Cartman and/or Wendy
6 A gay chicken
7 Christopher Lambert
8 Mike Tyson
9 Don Knotts
10 Speedy Gonzales No no no gay chicken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8G7BlzBZI
This is gay chicken. Please review to understand.
Edit: Don Knotts. LMAO
![https://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/54/98354-004-C28FB57A.jpg]()
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aon duine
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Eric Zoolander wrote:
A very Crow-like quote, Top Dollar. Roxy Vandiver wrote:
I love you more every minute. You nailed it. Ohhh. Maybe we are immortal and destined for one another! 
... Or not.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
Eric Zoolander wrote:
A very Crow-like quote, Top Dollar. Ohhh. Maybe we are immortal and destined for one another!
... Or not. You sir, have another Tag.
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K E E L I N G
Posts: 39894
Peoria, Illinois, US
George Lue wrote:
Edit: Don Knotts. LMAO
![https://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/54/98354-004-C28FB57A.jpg]() Don was getting old by the time he was Three's Company's landlord, plus he didn't have his bullet anymore.....so Edward might've had a chance against 80's Don Knotts.
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aon duine
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Chris Keeling wrote:
Ok, let's recap.........
People who could kick Edward's ass:
1 Blade
2 Chuck Norris
3 Lestat
4 Claudia
5 Cartman and/or Wendy
6 A gay chicken
7 Christopher Lambert
8 Mike Tyson
9 Don Knotts
10 Speedy Gonzales Actually, Chuck Norris could kill them all with a glance - including himself! In fact, Chuck Norris took all the mirrors out of his house, because he would kill himself by looking at his own reflection. But then he remembered he's immortal, so he put all the mirrors back.
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JLC Images
Posts: 11615
Phillipsburg, New Jersey, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
Actually, Chuck Norris could kill them all with a glance - including himself! In fact, Chuck Norris took all the mirrors out of his house, because he would kill himself by looking at his own reflection. But then he remembered he's immortal, so he put all the mirrors back. Chuck Norris doesn't cast a reflection in a mirror because even his image is afraid of him.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Didn't Chuck Norris and Wesley Snipes do a commercial together for some fitness equipment? Walker and Blade together would make an unstoppable force!
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K E E L I N G
Posts: 39894
Peoria, Illinois, US
Eric Zoolander wrote:
Actually, Chuck Norris could kill them all with a glance - including himself! In fact, Chuck Norris took all the mirrors out of his house, because he would kill himself by looking at his own reflection. But then he remembered he's immortal, so he put all the mirrors back. Yeah, but Speedy was so fast that Chuck would look in the mirror and Speedy would run out of the way before the light from the reflection reached him.
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George Lue
Posts: 8235
Orlando, Florida, US
Chris Keeling wrote:
Yeah, but Speedy was so fast that Chuck would look in the mirror and Speedy would run out of the way before the light from the reflection reached him. Chuck's beard is faster than a speeding mouse.
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Skydancer Photos
Posts: 22196
Santa Cruz, California, US
This whole thread is LOL, except for the fact that I was at a grocery store last week and saw a magazine with pictures of Edward and the dude from True Blood... with the title reading, "Greatest Vampires of All Time!" O.... M..... G... !!!! 
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aon duine
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Skydancer wrote:
I was at a grocery store last week and saw a magazine with pictures of Edward and the dude from True Blood... with the title reading, "Greatest Vampires of All Time!" Whoever wrote that cover needs a stake through their heart.
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Roxy Vandiver
Posts: 2842
Houston, Texas, US
Skydancer wrote:
This whole thread is LOL, except for the fact that I was at a grocery store last week and saw a magazine with pictures of Edward and the dude from True Blood... with the title reading, "Greatest Vampires of All Time!"
O.... M..... G... !!!!
Yeah...I have a subscription. I forgave them when I saw who they picked as #1...Lestat.
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Pathogenic Confessions
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Racine, Minnesota, US
Roxy Vandiver wrote:
Yeah...I have a subscription. I forgave them when I saw who they picked as #1...Lestat. Seriously? Awesome. I totally have a b0ner for Lestat.
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GK photo
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Laguna Beach, California, US
even.. ![https://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/leonardo-dicaprio-pic.jpg]() this guy could take ![https://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o227/Tiffoneeturner/Twilight/4.jpg]() and that's sayin' something.
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