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DA PHOTO

Posts: 1518

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Gwen Stefani  42

http://hotcelebrity.name/wpcontent/uploads/2008/11/gwen_stefani_058.jpg

Michelle Pfeiffer 51

http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/27/2771/CFKTD00Z/posters/michelle-pfeiffer.jpg


i can't think of many more

depending on the mood
maybe madonna and isabella adjani

Apr 14 11 02:12 am Link

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EdBPhotography

Posts: 7679

Torrance, California, US

Queen Elizabeth II  (85 y/o)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg/210px-Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg

Yeah, I know she's a lot older and not at all attractive...but unless Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton become president, she's probably the most powerful woman in the whole world.  Who else could boast that?

I can see it now...

The Queen Mum is riding in her limo back to Buckingham Palace.  As they pass, one of the Royal Guards turns to the other and says, "You know that Yank photographer from L.A.; Ed Burns?...homeboy shagged the Queen once."

Apr 14 11 02:18 am Link

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Norman Gould

Posts: 3462

North Bend, Oregon, US

Have not have sex for ten years, not really likely to have sex before I die. Not really that interested in the concept...within the consciousness I meet.  But if A person I meet is into it, I would go along as long as they do not want to control me and project all their programed "STUFF" on me and we could just be cool with it.  Yah right!

LOL

Apr 14 11 02:20 am Link

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EdBPhotography

Posts: 7679

Torrance, California, US

Norman Gould wrote:
Have not have sex for ten years, not really likely to have sex before I die. Not really that interested in the concept...within the consciousness I meet.  But if A person I meet is into it, I would go along as long as they do not want to control me and project all their programed "STUFF" on me and we could just be cool with it.  Yah right!

LOL

Wwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyy too much info for such a hypothetical topic.  lol

Apr 14 11 02:29 am Link

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beauty

Posts: 1213

Akhiok, Alaska, US

I alway wanted to do Robert Plant,  that voice alway does it for me.

Whole Lotta Love : I could give him a Whole Lot of Love.

Always young in my heart.

http://www.kugn.com/images/ROBERTPLANT.jpg

Apr 14 11 02:43 am Link

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Brian Hillburn

Posts: 2436

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

DVPhotographing wrote:
Julianne Moore, 51.

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/09/01/Julianne-Moore-Bulgari_370x278.jpg

She's so HOT

Oh hell yea...
Yes, the "kids are alright".... (movie reference) smile

Apr 14 11 03:38 am Link

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Eric J Erk

Posts: 8791

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Jennifer Lopez & Beyonce's mom.

Apr 14 11 09:44 am Link

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Legacys 7

Posts: 33857

San Francisco, California, US

Eric J Erk wrote:
Jennifer Lopez & Beyonce's mom.

Yeah, Beyonce's mom.

Apr 14 11 09:59 am Link

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JadeDRed

Posts: 5461

London, England, United Kingdom

VictoriaVertuga wrote:
Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg

I have had this dream.

Apr 14 11 10:02 am Link

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JadeDRed

Posts: 5461

London, England, United Kingdom

Clare-Alana wrote:

I hate her...she's such a plummy tart...can you say OVVERRATED anyone?

I actually agree with this, she grates on me (as an actress, i'm sure she's a lovely person, possibly)

Apr 14 11 10:05 am Link

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JadeDRed

Posts: 5461

London, England, United Kingdom

Brooklyn Bridge Images wrote:
I could wipe your minds and show you these same photos
Your reactions would be totally different without the fame factor.
Hugh Laurie perfect example..far from classic good looks.
How many would still swoon over him if he was pumping gas instead of playing House ???
However if I woke up next to a 70s era Jackie Bisset or Ms Welch no way Im kicking them out of bed.

I dont think any of my boyfriends have had classic good looks but i was still happy to jump em.

I would say a better explanation is not fame but on screen charisma, which of course does not necessarily translate in to real life.

But i think all of this is taking this thread a little too seriously.

Apr 14 11 10:09 am Link

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JadeDRed

Posts: 5461

London, England, United Kingdom

Heather Doyle wrote:
Alan Rickman

http://www.celebsquotes.com/a/alan-rickman/alan-rickman.jpg

+1

My boyfriend met him the other day, i was green with envy.

How old is Gary Oldman these days?

Apr 14 11 10:11 am Link

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Jackie A

Posts: 4829

Birmingham, Alabama, US

beauty spot productions wrote:
I alway wanted to do Robert Plant,  that voice alway does it for me.

Whole Lotta Love : I could give him a Whole Lot of Love.

Always young in my heart.

http://www.kugn.com/images/ROBERTPLANT.jpg

OH yes.....please....

Apr 14 11 10:12 am Link

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Kate Eaton

Posts: 157

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

The Bieb.

Apr 14 11 10:25 am Link

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Tracii Taylor

Posts: 2176

Bordentown, New Jersey, US

Steven Tyler.  Yeah, that's about as old as I go.  Good thing the youngins dig me.

Apr 14 11 07:07 pm Link

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EdBPhotography

Posts: 7679

Torrance, California, US

Kate Eaton wrote:
The Bieb.

Pedophile.

wink

Apr 14 11 07:28 pm Link

Model

modeled

Posts: 9334

San Diego, California, US

http://i.imgur.com/dCLGm.jpg

Apr 14 11 07:32 pm Link

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Josette Mynx

Posts: 403

Waco, Texas, US

VictoriaVertuga wrote:
Hugh Laurie.

Hell Yeah.

http://www.westcoastshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tv-hugh.jpg

I would jump on him in a second if given the opportunity.

Apr 14 11 07:46 pm Link

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Liquid Shutter

Posts: 167

Tempe, Arizona, US

Envy wrote:

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

That man gets sexier the older he gets.

I have always had a thing for David Bowie.
Pierce brosnan is also hot.

Apr 14 11 11:27 pm Link

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K M Photo

Posts: 79

Ashford, Washington, US

DVPhotographing wrote:
Julianne Moore, 51.

http://www.cbsnews.com/i/tim//2010/09/01/Julianne-Moore-Bulgari_370x278.jpg

She's so HOT

Swoon.  She gets my heart racing every time I see her in a film.  Beautiful and sexy (which of course are not always the same thing).

Yes, Raquel Welch and lots of others in 70's being named look good, but all I can think of is how much plastic surgery and makeup that look requires.  Not at all real.  That being said, I'm clueless about how "real" Julianne Moore is.

Apr 14 11 11:40 pm Link

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Danger Ninja

Posts: 22238

Portland, Oregon, US

jane seymour and raquel welch are both fine by me

Apr 14 11 11:53 pm Link

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Aeon Phoenix

Posts: 762

Milwaukee, Wisconsin, US

vanna white

Apr 15 11 12:23 am Link

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Norman Gould

Posts: 3462

North Bend, Oregon, US

Just wanted to see if anyone said: Betty White.

Apr 15 11 04:09 am Link

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Retiredmodel

Posts: 7884

Monmouth, Wales, United Kingdom

Clint Eastwood and Sir Ranulph Fiennes.

Apr 15 11 04:59 am Link

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Stacey Valli

Posts: 11819

Liverpool, England, United Kingdom

David Bowie
http://themollymoon.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/labyrinth.jpg

Tim Roth - 50 this year
http://www.brainpimple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tim-roth.jpg

Kristin Davis - 46
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/111510_beauty_106815575.jpg

Apr 15 11 06:10 am Link

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Ashes to Ashes

Posts: 3784

Norway, Maine, US

Alan Rickman

Apr 15 11 09:29 am Link

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modeled

Posts: 9334

San Diego, California, US

Stacey Valli wrote:
Kristin Davis - 46
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/111510_beauty_106815575.jpg

That hair on her cleavage is bugging me tongue

Apr 15 11 09:32 am Link

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the pixel ninja

Posts: 2140

Montpelier, Ohio, US

DarcieK wrote:
Do Robert Downey Jr and Johnny Depp count as old?!

this big_smile

Apr 15 11 12:06 pm Link

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Andrew Kutches

Posts: 106

San Francisco, California, US

I would have sex with Madonna if given the chance. big_smile

Apr 15 11 12:06 pm Link

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Sexxxy Michelle

Posts: 274

Los Angeles, California, US

Envy wrote:

I'll raise you Sean Connery.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/alexis415_burrito/connery.jpg

Yup!

Apr 15 11 02:15 pm Link

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Luminos

Posts: 6057

Columbia, Maryland, US

Natalie Portman.

Any older and I'd be wasting the act (my wife would not be pleased).

Any younger and I'd shoot myself before I could do it, just out of principle.

Apr 15 11 03:44 pm Link

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Edward Chen

Posts: 1615

Jakarta, Jakarta, Indonesia

Ed Burns Photography wrote:
Queen Elizabeth II  (85 y/o)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg/210px-Elizabeth_II_greets_NASA_GSFC_employees%2C_May_8%2C_2007_edit.jpg

Yeah, I know she's a lot older and not at all attractive...but unless Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton become president, she's probably the most powerful woman in the whole world.  Who else could boast that?

I can see it now...

The Queen Mum is riding in her limo back to Buckingham Palace.  As they pass, one of the Royal Guards turns to the other and says, "You know that Yank photographer from L.A.; Ed Burns?...homeboy shagged the Queen once."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..LOL

Apr 15 11 04:30 pm Link

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egyptmachine

Posts: 11364

El Paso, Texas, US

Vin Diesel
Johnny Depp
Anderson Cooper
Brad Pitt
Christian Bale

Apr 15 11 09:22 pm Link

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Paul Bryson Photography

Posts: 48035

Hollywood, Florida, US

egyptmachine wrote:
Vin Diesel
Johnny Depp
Anderson Cooper
Brad Pitt
Christian Bale

Can I steal your list plz? big_smile

Apr 15 11 09:51 pm Link

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egyptmachine

Posts: 11364

El Paso, Texas, US

Paul Bryson Photography wrote:

Can I steal your list plz? big_smile

You may, as long as you admit I have good taste tongue

Apr 15 11 09:54 pm Link

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Brandy Madison

Posts: 166

San Francisco, California, US

Robert Downy Jr.

Apr 16 11 06:50 am Link

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John Photography

Posts: 12982

Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

Stacey Valli wrote:
Kristin Davis - 46
http://www-hollywoodlife-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/111510_beauty_106815575.jpg

OK adding her to the list....

And what if you could make your own clones of these people. "insert Dr.Evil laugh" with lasers?

Apr 17 11 08:12 am Link

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n e e c o l e

Posts: 172

Morton Grove, Illinois, US

EDWARD FUCKING NORTON. I would bone the shit outta him. Oh && John mother fucking Stamos. Holy hell. I don't know what i would do if i had the chance with those two

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/1681097.jpg
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/ER/Images/john-stamos-3.jpg

Apr 17 11 09:16 am Link

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Sadie Seuss

Posts: 7532

Saint Augustine, Florida, US

mmcreative wrote:
Bowie, mmm mm. He's in his 60s now


Viggo Mortensen, 53

You did two of my three! My last is (also) Hugh Laurie.

Although, if I could get him to switch teams...Stephen Fry.

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/5/56/Stephenfry300.jpg

Apr 17 11 09:22 am Link

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AmGlamStudios

Posts: 336

Weymouth, Massachusetts, US

Tracii Taylor wrote:
Steven Tyler.  Yeah, that's about as old as I go.  Good thing the youngins dig me.

Steven Tyler lives in my town.  See him about town on occasion. His lifestyle did a number on him.  Good guy but scary looking.

Apr 17 11 01:23 pm Link