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Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
Omg this bird just dropped from the sky and landed just a few wee feet from me where I am laying to tan outside. I was trying to get rid of my horrible tan lines before this photoshoot, when a fucking bird lands by me. Yah, I screamed... scared the shit outta me!!!  I feel like such a little kid having to tell all of y'all now.  Edit. Yah its dead...
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NothingIsRealButTheGirl
Posts: 35726
Los Angeles, California, US
![https://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wkrp.jpg]() As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly.
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Laurence Moan
Posts: 7844
Huntington Beach, California, US
Pics of you tanning nude or it didn't happen.
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
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As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly. 
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Andialu
Posts: 14029
San Pedro, California, US
NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
![https://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wkrp.jpg]()
As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly. Haaa, WKRP. I had a crush on the brunette.
![https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TRRPBunudSo/ThCbRAzZv2I/AAAAAAAABa4/2kvFUbzOGWs/s400/Jan%2BSmithers1.jpg]()
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Brian T Rickey
Posts: 4008
Saint Louis, Missouri, US
NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
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As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly. I remember that episode. . . .
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T Brown
Posts: 2460
Traverse City, Michigan, US
So somebody flipped you the bird...lol...
Photographer
T Brown
Posts: 2460
Traverse City, Michigan, US
Laurence Moan wrote:
Pics of you tanning nude or it didn't happen. This!!! lol
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
TLBrown wrote:
So somebody flipped you the bird...lol... Seriously...
I have horrible luck.
Forgot about the damn wolf spider bite on my face this winter...
Then the mouse in my car... now a fucking bird drops from the sky...
Is GOD that pissed off at me?!
Makeup Artist
T
Posts: 53557
Washington, District of Columbia, US
NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
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As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly. OMG..that was soooo funny.
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T Brown
Posts: 2460
Traverse City, Michigan, US
Bella la Bell wrote:
Seriously...
I have horrible luck.
Forgot about the damn wolf spider bite on my face this winter...
Then the mouse in my car... now a fucking bird drops from the sky...
Is GOD that pissed off at me?! You have a knack with animals, lol...
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
TLBrown wrote:
You have a knack with animals, lol... Its just the wild ones.... 
I have two dogs and never had any wild things happen to me with them...
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
Greg Holt Photography wrote:
![https://www.moviesonline.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/the-birds-remake.jpg]() That was such a weird movie...
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Laurence Moan wrote:
Pics of you tanning nude or it didn't happen. Bella la Bell wrote:
I might live in the country but I wasn't nude. Then you're making the tan lines worse, not better 
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Orca Bay Images
Posts: 33877
Arcata, California, US
NothingIsRealButTheGirl wrote:
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As God is my witness--I thought turkeys could fly. Wasn't it Herb Tarlec who said that line?
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
joeyk wrote:
Laurence Moan wrote:
Pics of you tanning nude or it didn't happen. Then you're making the tan lines worse, not better LOL my tan lines were like my feet white and legs tan.
My tummy white and my arms tan... so I had to even the tan out for a shoot showing a lot of skin...
No nude tanning for me...
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Orca Bay Images wrote:
Wasn't it Herb Tarlec who said that line? From wiki:
"A shaken Arthur Carlson later remarks, "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." It was named by TV Guide as one of the greatest episodes in television..."
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
joeyk wrote:
Then you're making the tan lines worse, not better Bella la Bell wrote:
My tummy white and my arms tan... OK, microkini then, pix please
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
joeyk wrote:
joeyk wrote:
Then you're making the tan lines worse, not better OK, microkini then, pix please
I'm not a photographer.
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
groooooossssss! Orca Bay Images wrote:
In Air Force basic training in San Antonio, our barracks were two-story buildings on huge stilts (1st floor was one level above the paved assembly area at ground level was for exercising in the shade when it was too hot).
![https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6ZbWzgWcs9I/Tvz4cgt0enI/AAAAAAAABg4/Pb4XW0TyUtg/s1600/%252335+Lackland+Air+Force+Base%252C+Basic+Training+Barracks+2003+-++Sept+2003.jpg]()
The natural place to take our breaks was on the edge of the paved foundation... but that was right under the edges of the building where pigeons congregated. And sometimes died. It was not at all uncommon to be in assembly or exercising under the shelter of the building while every 20-30 minutes another dead pigeon would drop to the ground. Getting shit on was bad enough, but to get nailed on the noggin with a diseased pigeon carcass was worse.
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Bella la Bell wrote:
I'm not a photographer. Mirror, cellphone camera, easy, peasy...
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7947
Monterey, California, US
Just think if it actually landed on you! I think you would've pooped your bikini! I know it's not funny, but visualizing it makes me giggle. (haha)
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
joeyk wrote:
Mirror, cellphone camera, easy, peasy...
Are you saying anyone can be a photographer?!
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
PhotographybyT wrote:
Just think if it actually landed on you! I think you would've pooped your bikini!
I know it's not funny, but visualizing it makes me giggle. (haha) grooooossss....
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Luna Diosa
Posts: 13242
Elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Brooklyn Bridge Images
Posts: 13200
Brooklyn, New York, US
Bella la Bell wrote:
I might live in the country but I wasn't nude. Too bad I was just going to see if I can find your yard on Google Maps Satt photos
Have you ever tried tan through swim suits ?
I mention it to all the models who show up with tan lines
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WMcK
Posts: 5298
Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom
Bella la Bell wrote:
Seriously...
I have horrible luck.
Forgot about the damn wolf spider bite on my face this winter...
Then the mouse in my car... now a fucking bird drops from the sky...
Is GOD that pissed off at me?! She obviously is!
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
Brooklyn Bridge Images wrote:
Too bad I was just going to see if I can find your yard on Google Maps Satt photos
Have you ever tried tan through swim suits ?
I mention it to all the models who show up with tan lines how did this thread turn into trying to get me nekki.
I was wearing a top that didn't have strings it was kinda like a tube top.
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T Brown
Posts: 2460
Traverse City, Michigan, US
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
WMcK wrote:
She obviously is! Apparently...
I expect I shouldn't go hunting this year... too worried I am going to get attacked by a fucking turkey. (Not really possible but knowing my luck it would happen.)
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Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
Cynthia Serrano wrote:
Crazy that has been happening a lot all around the world makes you wonder bout this whole end of the world crap Thankfully it wasn't like a huge group of birds dropping dead.
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
joeyk wrote:
Mirror, cellphone camera, easy, peasy... Bella la Bell wrote:
Are you saying anyone can be a photographer?!
Photographer
joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Bella la Bell wrote:
how did this thread turn into trying to get me nekki. Ummm, it's Model Mayhem...
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
joeyk wrote:
joeyk wrote:
Mirror, cellphone camera, easy, peasy...
Omg.
Tomorrow I am becoming a photographer and charging people 100 bucks per hour to shoot them nekki with my point and shoot, the only thing a true professional uses in the field....
Model
Bella la Bell
Posts: 4451
Kansas City, Missouri, US
joeyk wrote:
Ummm, it's Model Mayhem... Good luck. I am such a prude according to my fav photographer. She did a naughty book for me to give to my husband. I almost had a panic attack trying to show her my bewbies.... they are camera shy.
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joeyk
Posts: 14895
Seminole, Florida, US
Bella la Bell wrote:
Good luck. I am such a prude according to my fav photographer. She did a naughty book for me to give to my husband. I almost had a panic attack trying to show her my bewbies.... they are camera shy.
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MMDesign
Posts: 18647
Louisville, Kentucky, US
Sorry, I was pulling for the bird.
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