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Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Tomas Kibsgaard Larsen wrote:
Do it!

i should "do it" as you say. i say you should not do it.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130221/02/5125fc982e7a3_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 06:31 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Michelle White wrote:
*raises hand*

hopefully this is from what you did to the photographer for what he did to you.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120116/22/4f15190f752cf_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 06:33 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

JoshuaBerardi wrote:
THESE MADE MY NIGHT!

DO ME!!! xD

This translates to "does not belong in portfolio"
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130827/17/521d3df28bb8f_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 06:35 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Rachael R wrote:
Having fun with this post!

I'm amazed at the plethora of sarcasm...very impressive!! 

Me next!!

older model does not mean wiser model....case in point:
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120520/20/4fb9b74867562_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 06:37 pm Link

Photographer

Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 3716

San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

Sure!

Sep 08 13 07:01 pm Link

Model

D A N I

Posts: 4627

Little Rock, Arkansas, US

Changed up my port again. Care to go a 2nd time?

Sep 08 13 07:15 pm Link

Photographer

GER Photography

Posts: 8463

Imperial, California, US

Banzai!!:-))

Sep 08 13 07:25 pm Link

Photographer

Lucinda Wedge

Posts: 4315

Littlerock, California, US

You made my night.  Soooo funny.  Yes, pick one please smile

Sep 08 13 07:41 pm Link

Model

Sarah_

Posts: 1487

Los Angeles, California, US

Oh this sounds like fun! big_smile

Sep 08 13 08:00 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jorge Kreimer wrote:
Sure!

amazing how this giant scrotum has a pretty face on it
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120517/09/4fb52b66a31f2_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 09:02 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Danielle Reid wrote:
Changed up my port again. Care to go a 2nd time?

your eyes are peering right through me. No, wait a minute. that is just the pure white of my led monitor since you have no eyes left.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130701/00/51d12e78eeaa1_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 09:04 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

GER Photography wrote:
Banzai!!:-))

even bob ross never used this much crimson yellow
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120701/12/4ff0aad5cd063_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 09:05 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Lucinda Wedge wrote:
You made my night.  Soooo funny.  Yes, pick one please smile

i hope that string is from the hat
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130908/18/522d24fb73532_m.jpg

Sep 08 13 09:07 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Sarah_ wrote:
Oh this sounds like fun! big_smile

my what a big eyebrow you have.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110818/15/4e4d90bfcad67_m.jpg


(on a side note you are absolutely gorgeous! minus this crap image)

Edit: looking back I see that I already listed that face

Sep 08 13 09:10 pm Link

Model

Sarah_

Posts: 1487

Los Angeles, California, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

my what a big eyebrow you have.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110818/15/4e4d90bfcad67_m.jpg


(on a side note you are absolutely gorgeous! minus this crap image)

lol It does look like a unibrow! hahah I never noticed that before.

(and thank you! smile smile )

Sep 08 13 09:12 pm Link

Model

Nichole Hopkins

Posts: 2997

Los Angeles, California, US

omg yes please

Sep 09 13 05:58 am Link

Model

Julia Steel

Posts: 2474

Sylvania, Ohio, US

These are hilarious, me please! Def wanna trim down my port.

Sep 09 13 08:14 am Link

Photographer

Maria J Campos

Posts: 252

Tilburg, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands

This sounds fun!

Sep 09 13 08:30 am Link

Model

Shirin Brigitte

Posts: 379

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Craig March Photography wrote:

Maybe you should have used that cross and prayed to god for a better image
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130823/08/52177bdf319aa_m.jpg

Good one

Sep 09 13 09:08 am Link

Model

_BlossomFairy_

Posts: 155

Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada

sounds fun, I wanna play smile

Sep 09 13 10:07 am Link

Photographer

Jorge Kreimer

Posts: 3716

San Cristóbal de las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico

Craig March Photography wrote:

amazing how this giant scrotum has a pretty face on it
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120517/09/4fb52b66a31f2_m.jpg

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Thank you!

Sep 09 13 10:09 am Link

Photographer

Edge of the Moon

Posts: 431

New York, New York, US

Oh, I'm afraid but I wanna hear what you say.

Sep 09 13 01:35 pm Link

Photographer

MikeDouglas Photography

Posts: 3

Culpeper, Virginia, US

here is to fun. haha

Sep 10 13 10:12 pm Link

Photographer

Vampman Studios

Posts: 364

Chicago, Illinois, US

Ohhh, do me! Do me!

Sep 10 13 10:14 pm Link

Photographer

Lucinda Wedge

Posts: 4315

Littlerock, California, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

i hope that string is from the hat
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130908/18/522d24fb73532_m.jpg

LOL!  I never even noticed til now.  Now that I have, LOL and a little ewww... mostly LOL!  Thank you big_smile

Sep 14 13 06:27 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

N_M_H wrote:
omg yes please

put your left side in, you put your left side out. put your left side in and you shake it all about......

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130419/23/5172345bb2658_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:46 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Caustic Disco wrote:
These are hilarious, me please! Def wanna trim down my port.

After a smurf sat on your face....
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130117/19/50f8c6de4af24_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:47 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Maria J Campos wrote:
This sounds fun!

i would only be impressed if that was a pile of coke.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120831/12/50410cadde9d5_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:51 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

_BlossomFairy_ wrote:
sounds fun, I wanna play smile

where did your skin go and what the hell is wrong with your mouth? fire that photographer
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130902/18/52253a5cd1151_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:53 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Edge of the Moon wrote:
Oh, I'm afraid but I wanna hear what you say.

its a shame her right arm is only 2 feet long. Was that a birth defect?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130319/13/5148c77a150c8_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:55 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

MikeDouglas Photography wrote:
here is to fun. haha

my what a big penis she has...Mind your backgrounds please
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111205/21/4eddaca12aed0_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:56 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Vampman Studios wrote:
Ohhh, do me! Do me!

Its nice that you supply accessories to the models but maybe you should just shower first if your body odor is that bad.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110303/10/4d6fd8664c30f_m.jpg

Sep 22 13 06:59 pm Link

Model

Rachael R

Posts: 154

Denton, Texas, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

older model does not mean wiser model....case in point:
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120520/20/4fb9b74867562_m.jpg

LMAO!!!!  LOVE it!!  I catch a lot of crap for that one.... But it was so FUN!!
Thanks.

Sep 22 13 08:49 pm Link

Model

Vani

Posts: 25

Manila, National Capital Region, Philippines

This is interesting. Mine please

Sep 24 13 09:53 am Link

Model

Veronika Vitkina

Posts: 257

Brooklyn, New York, US

How fun. Me please

Sep 24 13 12:57 pm Link

Model

May_Bee

Posts: 226

Basel, Basel-Town, Switzerland

lol please tell me something funny wink

Sep 24 13 01:40 pm Link

Model

Antonique

Posts: 11

New York, New York, US

eh okay.. me!

Sep 26 13 05:18 am Link

Photographer

TDSImages

Posts: 1018

Salt Lake City, Utah, US

Me next?

Sep 26 13 06:37 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

missvan wrote:
This is interesting. Mine please

its a boy. Its a girl....no wait, its just a stool.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130110/01/50ee8b03c2fa8_m.jpg

Sep 27 13 08:07 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Veronika Vitkina  wrote:
How fun. Me please

meter maids dont look like that by me.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120718/10/5006f91ef02ed_m.jpg

Sep 27 13 08:09 am Link