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Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

May_Bee wrote:
lol please tell me something funny wink

its amazing that you survived the explosion behind you. Too bad the photographer got scared and had camera shake. good thing his watermark is in sharp focus though
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/110827/14/4e5966c38b3b9_m.jpg

Sep 27 13 08:13 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Antonique Rivela wrote:
eh okay.. me!

that nail polish makes me look between your legs. between you legs is now the focal point. i am between your legs.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130918/16/523a3684ee3de_m.jpg

Sep 27 13 08:19 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

TDSImages wrote:
Me next?

"just sit on that rock and look natural" ....nailed it!
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/100218/16/4b7dd594c31a1_m.jpg

Sep 27 13 08:23 am Link

Model

Tasha vonBleu

Posts: 157

Chicago, Illinois, US

my turn please?

Sep 27 13 08:04 pm Link

Photographer

What Fun Productions

Posts: 20868

Phoenix, Arizona, US

"Comedy is not pretty."

Sep 27 13 08:27 pm Link

Photographer

Thommy Panic

Posts: 529

Chicago, Illinois, US

You have some good ones. In fairness it goes both ways. So here's mine.

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or gets the vintage preset filter again."
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/33035370

Sep 27 13 09:32 pm Link

Model

Kiki_Strange

Posts: 10

San Francisco, California, US

I'm curious!

Sep 27 13 11:02 pm Link

Photographer

Thommy Panic

Posts: 529

Chicago, Illinois, US

Kiki_Strange wrote:
I'm curious!

Sep 27 13 11:14 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Tasha vonBleu wrote:
my turn please?

My guess is you are hanging off of a huge vacuum because this image sucks
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/091025/12/4ae4a5d7852d8_m.jpg

Sep 28 13 10:00 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

What Fun Productions wrote:
"Comedy is not pretty."

what homicide scene is this image from? I guess they killed her by strangulation?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/070331/15/460eb8fc11a20_m.jpg

Sep 28 13 10:02 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Thommy Panic wrote:
You have some good ones. In fairness it goes both ways. So here's mine.

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or gets the vintage preset filter again."
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/33035370

I'm sorry I don't recall asking for your opinion. And by the looks of your port you rarely ask anyone for an opinion. Why don't you spend some more time between your waiter jobs to work on your photography instead of posting your crap on other peoples' threads.

Sep 28 13 10:05 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Kiki_Strange wrote:
I'm curious!

Sep 28 13 10:08 am Link

Photographer

E LeBron Pryor

Posts: 47

New York, New York, US

"interesting"

Sep 28 13 10:14 am Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

E LeBron Pryor II wrote:
"interesting"

The only thing this is an invasion of is white people into your port.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130822/07/521623280e4f5_m.jpg

Sep 28 13 10:46 am Link

Model

Vani

Posts: 25

Manila, National Capital Region, Philippines

Craig March Photography wrote:

its a boy. Its a girl....no wait, its just a stool.
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130110/01/50ee8b03c2fa8_m.jpg

Lol Thanks! Made my day

Sep 28 13 12:40 pm Link

Photographer

What Fun Productions

Posts: 20868

Phoenix, Arizona, US

Craig March Photography wrote:

what homicide scene is this image from? I guess they killed her by strangulation?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/070331/15/460eb8fc11a20_m.jpg

Funny! Thank you!

BTW, I love your use of a top hat in your avatar!

Sep 28 13 02:12 pm Link

Photographer

Snowmonkey Design

Posts: 4633

Esher-Molesey, England, United Kingdom

hmm, ok bite me ...ouch not that hard smile

Sep 28 13 02:17 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Snowmonkey Design wrote:
hmm, ok bite me ...ouch not that hard smile

you obviously took more time with the placement of your watermark than you did with trying to get the lighting and sharpness spot on. This is just horrible.

https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130505/07/5186711a2640e_m.jpg

Sep 28 13 02:36 pm Link

Photographer

Snowmonkey Design

Posts: 4633

Esher-Molesey, England, United Kingdom

hmm fair comment, though I actually spent more time trying to get rid of crease marks off back drop...so probablly ruined image...original lighting was better..but I not a photo shop person..I prefer prints...I will remove it. smile

Sep 28 13 02:43 pm Link

Photographer

Chris Jabbal

Posts: 68

Irvine, California, US

Yes please...

Sep 30 13 03:18 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Chris Jabbal wrote:
Yes please...

it sure is cold since im losing all this blood from this piece of wood coming out of my back. at least my hair is having fun...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120111/12/4f0df76796524_m.jpg

Oct 16 13 03:23 pm Link

Photographer

I Ference Photography

Posts: 1202

Brooklyn, New York, US

I'm in!

Oct 16 13 05:00 pm Link

Model

Brittany Renea

Posts: 33

Austin, Texas, US

Hi:)

Oct 16 13 07:49 pm Link

Model

Aag9191

Posts: 30

Seattle, Washington, US

Oct 22 13 11:42 am Link

Photographer

madheiress

Posts: 272

Saxapahaw, North Carolina, US

This should be fun. Hit me~

Oct 22 13 04:06 pm Link

Photographer

Ella Wilkes Photography

Posts: 414

Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia

Ok, go for it... *gulp*

Oct 22 13 04:32 pm Link

Photographer

Mark Key Photography

Posts: 1346

HAVERTOWN, Pennsylvania, US

I'm in! tongue

Oct 22 13 04:41 pm Link

Photographer

Jute of Memphis

Posts: 27

Tulsa, Oklahoma, US

"Where did you learn to take photographs... Clown College?"

Oct 22 13 04:47 pm Link

Photographer

Sven Lori

Posts: 278

Brussels, Brussels, Belgium

Hit me hard :-)

Oct 23 13 11:28 am Link

Photographer

Rosie Sklar

Posts: 25

Middletown, New York, US

Me please! Excited to hear big_smile

Oct 23 13 08:00 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

I Ference Photography wrote:
I'm in!

I assume this is you. Its pretty simple actually...I don't want to see you
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/090325/08/49ca4a5d4c5bd_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:34 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

LadyBritt wrote:
Hi:)

is blondie riding a magic carpet that makes this image so un-sharp?
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130924/16/52421c6fa5d1c_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:36 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Aag9191 wrote:
haha I wanna see this..

Go for it!

https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1873056/viewall

you ever get that not so fresh feeling? I do looking at this over processed mushy smushy image...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/121208/01/50c30c28099f0_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:38 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

huremics wrote:
This should be fun. Hit me~

I wish she would have kicked the camera for real with this one...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130318/11/514763f4825ab_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:40 pm Link

Photographer

Laura Elizabeth Photo

Posts: 2253

Rochester, New York, US

This sounds fun lol

Nov 15 13 05:43 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Ella Wilkes Photography wrote:
Ok, go for it... *gulp*

when my camera falls and accidentally takes a picture I rarely add it to my port...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/130925/00/5242964eb833d_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:43 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Mark Key Studio wrote:
I'm in! tongue

i hope you helped her after she fell on the ground...
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/060109/16/43c2e56260a55_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:45 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Jute of Memphis wrote:
"Where did you learn to take photographs... Clown College?"

this image is not interesting, in focus or rotated correctly. Nor is it deserving of you adult "M" rating.
https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/32469325

Nov 15 13 05:48 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

FlashJoerg - Sven Lori wrote:
Hit me hard :-)

Oh, i get it...you took this as you were passing out from all the awesome images you take
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/120412/12/4f8733d188f5d_m.jpg


PS---was that my first positive one liner? YIKES!

Nov 15 13 05:52 pm Link

Photographer

Craig March Photography

Posts: 724

New Haven, Connecticut, US

Rosie Sklar wrote:
Me please! Excited to hear big_smile

the one black girl in your port and its a bad image...thats racist
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/131023/13/52682c50d327c_m.jpg

Nov 15 13 05:54 pm Link