Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Anyone have any sexy experiences lately?

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Cali Heat

Posts: 336

Los Angeles, California, US

Can't really have it x-rated here, but wondering if anyone else is living a life full of excitement.

Dec 08 12 06:27 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

At my age, a regular bowel movement is really exciting... smile

Dec 08 12 06:29 am Link

Photographer

kitty_empire

Posts: 864

Brighton, England, United Kingdom

I get sexually excited at the smell you get when opening a brand new film cannister.

So, yeah - I guess.

Dec 08 12 06:50 am Link

Photographer

SKPhoto

Posts: 25784

Newark, California, US

intense puppy wrote:
I get sexually excited at the smell you get when opening a brand new film cannister.

So, yeah - I guess.

So...no width or length. Sorry dude. lol

Dec 08 12 06:51 am Link

Photographer

Jason Haven

Posts: 38381

Washington, District of Columbia, US

This chai latte is erotic.

Dec 08 12 06:52 am Link

Photographer

kitty_empire

Posts: 864

Brighton, England, United Kingdom

SKPhoto wrote:

So...no width or length. Sorry dude. lol

That went totally over my head........ *confused*

Dec 08 12 06:54 am Link

Photographer

Llobet Photography

Posts: 4915

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US

I watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Alas, there was no motion in the ocean.

Dec 08 12 06:56 am Link

Photographer

Cherrystone

Posts: 37171

Columbus, Ohio, US

intense puppy wrote:

That went totally over my head........ *confused*

Don't be alarmed.....he confuses a lot of people.

Dec 08 12 06:56 am Link

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Orca Bay Images

Posts: 33877

Arcata, California, US

Small Fruit Pits wrote:

Don't be alarmed.....he confuses a lot of people.

That's not nearly as bad as when he makes himself understood.

Dec 08 12 06:59 am Link

Photographer

Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

At least not in public! wink

Dec 08 12 07:02 am Link

Photographer

Rp-photo

Posts: 42711

Houston, Texas, US

TK Firebird  wrote:
Can't really have it x-rated here, but wondering if anyone else is living a life full of excitement.

Photoshoots are my only excitement for the time being, but they have brought so many amazing people into my life.

Dec 08 12 07:04 am Link

Model

BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

No.  neutral

Dec 08 12 07:12 am Link

Photographer

kitty_empire

Posts: 864

Brighton, England, United Kingdom

Small Fruit Pits wrote:
Don't be alarmed.....he confuses a lot of people.

Well, at least he's entertaining himself.

Dec 08 12 07:22 am Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

DivaEroticus wrote:
No.  neutral

You should change that. How far is Fayetteville from Biloxi? wink

Dec 08 12 07:28 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Marc Damon wrote:

You should change that. How far is Fayetteville from Biloxi? wink

A long way...LOL!

By the by, I am in love with this:  https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/14270401

Dec 08 12 07:56 am Link

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Marc Damon

Posts: 6562

Biloxi, Mississippi, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

A long way...LOL!

By the by, I am in love with this:  https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/pic/14270401

Awww... Thanks! smile

Dec 08 12 08:06 am Link

Photographer

Michael Broughton

Posts: 2288

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

every time i walk past a mirror. borat

Dec 08 12 11:02 am Link

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Paige Morgan

Posts: 4060

New York, New York, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:

That's not nearly as bad as when he makes himself understood.

Well played big_smile

Dec 08 12 11:05 am Link

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Babalon Salome

Posts: 3499

Hamburg, Hamburg, Germany

Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

Dec 08 12 11:06 am Link

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Bella la Bell

Posts: 4451

Kansas City, Missouri, US

udor wrote:
At my age, a regular bowel movement is really exciting... smile

lol omg. You are not that old!

Dec 08 12 11:08 am Link

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Bella la Bell

Posts: 4451

Kansas City, Missouri, US

Babalon Salome wrote:
Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

How sexy.... so much so I want to vomit.

Dec 08 12 11:08 am Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

Earlier this week, I tried to be as provocative and enticing as I could possibly be while taking the trash and recycling out to the curb.

And no, "taking the trash and recycling out to the curb" is NOT a euphemism for anything, you pervs.

Dec 08 12 11:15 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

kickfight wrote:
Earlier this week, I tried to be as provocative and enticing as I could possibly be while taking the trash and recycling out to the curb.

And no, "taking the trash and recycling out to the curb" is NOT a euphemism for anything, you pervs.

I do that, too!  lol

Dec 08 12 11:16 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Babalon Salome wrote:
Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

WTF indeed! yikes  neutral

Dec 08 12 11:16 am Link

Photographer

JashManuel

Posts: 644

Manila, National Capital Region, Philippines

I usually do after looking at the mirror, then I realize what I'm looking at and it kills the moment.

Dec 08 12 11:19 am Link

Photographer

Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

udor wrote:
At my age, a regular bowel movement is really exciting... smile

Yep! Actually, just waking up in the morning is kind of a turn-on in a strange sort of way.

Dec 08 12 11:21 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Bella la Bell wrote:

lol omg. You are not that old!

But it makes for a nice comment... big_smile

Now... get off my lawn! tongue

Dec 08 12 11:58 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Babalon Salome wrote:
Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

Was fuer'n Arschloch!  sad

Dec 08 12 11:59 am Link

Photographer

Jim Ball

Posts: 17632

Frontenac, Kansas, US

udor wrote:
At my age, a regular bowel movement is really exciting... smile

Wait a few years.  Getting out of bed first will be even more exciting... tongue

Dec 08 12 11:59 am Link

Photographer

udor

Posts: 25255

New York, New York, US

Jim Ball wrote:

Wait a few years.  Getting out of bed first will be even more exciting... tongue

LMAO!!!  borat   warm and soft like sexytime!

Dec 08 12 12:03 pm Link

Photographer

SKPhoto

Posts: 25784

Newark, California, US

intense puppy wrote:

That went totally over my head........ *confused*

Sigh...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/fun_stuff/2003/03/science_week/images/film_canister_150.jpg

Dec 08 12 12:27 pm Link

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Lohkee

Posts: 14028

Maricopa, Arizona, US

Jim Ball wrote:

Wait a few years.  Getting out of bed first will be even more exciting... tongue

Pssssst Jim - don't tell him about loosing control of bodily functions - now **THAT** adds excitement to life, especially when you are out on a date with the wife  -  Udor seems to be a very nice man - let him be happy for just a little while longer. lol

Dec 08 12 12:34 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Everything I do is sexy

Dec 08 12 12:39 pm Link

Photographer

Eros Fine Art Photo

Posts: 3097

Torrance, California, US

Not yet...but I'll be taking a shower in a few minutes.   Maybe something will come up.

Dec 08 12 12:41 pm Link

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MesmerEyes Photography

Posts: 3102

Galveston, Texas, US

Bella la Bell wrote:

How sexy.... so much so I want to vomit.

I didn't know you were into Roman.

Dec 08 12 12:46 pm Link

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kitty_empire

Posts: 864

Brighton, England, United Kingdom

SKPhoto wrote:

Sigh...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/fun_stuff/2003/03/science_week/images/film_canister_150.jpg

Heh. I'm with you now sir. Lulzy big_smile

Dec 08 12 12:52 pm Link

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Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Orca Bay Images wrote:
That's not nearly as bad as when he makes himself understood.

Noice…

Dec 08 12 01:59 pm Link

Photographer

Kincaid Blackwood

Posts: 23492

Los Angeles, California, US

Babalon Salome wrote:
Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

Are you certain it was a woman?

Dec 08 12 02:01 pm Link

Model

hygvhgvkhy

Posts: 2092

Chicago, Illinois, US

Babalon Salome wrote:
Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf.

Lmao I'm sorry...

And this is a rather depressing thread..

Dec 08 12 02:05 pm Link

Model

Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I had a photographer recently ask me to get hard for our lingerie shoot.... he said it would be more sexy but I just dont know...

Dec 08 12 02:05 pm Link