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Anyone have any sexy experiences lately?
Can't really have it x-rated here, but wondering if anyone else is living a life full of excitement. Dec 08 12 06:27 am Link At my age, a regular bowel movement is really exciting... Dec 08 12 06:29 am Link I get sexually excited at the smell you get when opening a brand new film cannister. So, yeah - I guess. Dec 08 12 06:50 am Link intense puppy wrote: So...no width or length. Sorry dude. Dec 08 12 06:51 am Link This chai latte is erotic. Dec 08 12 06:52 am Link SKPhoto wrote: That went totally over my head........ *confused* Dec 08 12 06:54 am Link I watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Alas, there was no motion in the ocean. Dec 08 12 06:56 am Link intense puppy wrote: Don't be alarmed.....he confuses a lot of people. Dec 08 12 06:56 am Link Small Fruit Pits wrote: That's not nearly as bad as when he makes himself understood. Dec 08 12 06:59 am Link A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. At least not in public! Dec 08 12 07:02 am Link TK Firebird wrote: Photoshoots are my only excitement for the time being, but they have brought so many amazing people into my life. Dec 08 12 07:04 am Link No. Dec 08 12 07:12 am Link Small Fruit Pits wrote: Well, at least he's entertaining himself. Dec 08 12 07:22 am Link DivaEroticus wrote: You should change that. How far is Fayetteville from Biloxi? Dec 08 12 07:28 am Link Marc Damon wrote: A long way...LOL! Dec 08 12 07:56 am Link DivaEroticus wrote: Awww... Thanks! Dec 08 12 08:06 am Link every time i walk past a mirror. Dec 08 12 11:02 am Link Orca Bay Images wrote: Well played Dec 08 12 11:05 am Link Errr... This guy I am into sent me a picture of another woman sucking his d*ck. Wtf. Dec 08 12 11:06 am Link udor wrote: omg. You are not that old! Dec 08 12 11:08 am Link Babalon Salome wrote: How sexy.... so much so I want to vomit. Dec 08 12 11:08 am Link Earlier this week, I tried to be as provocative and enticing as I could possibly be while taking the trash and recycling out to the curb. And no, "taking the trash and recycling out to the curb" is NOT a euphemism for anything, you pervs. Dec 08 12 11:15 am Link kickfight wrote: I do that, too! Dec 08 12 11:16 am Link Babalon Salome wrote: WTF indeed! Dec 08 12 11:16 am Link I usually do after looking at the mirror, then I realize what I'm looking at and it kills the moment. Dec 08 12 11:19 am Link udor wrote: Yep! Actually, just waking up in the morning is kind of a turn-on in a strange sort of way. Dec 08 12 11:21 am Link Bella la Bell wrote: But it makes for a nice comment... Dec 08 12 11:58 am Link Babalon Salome wrote: Was fuer'n Arschloch! Dec 08 12 11:59 am Link udor wrote: Wait a few years. Getting out of bed first will be even more exciting... Dec 08 12 11:59 am Link Jim Ball wrote: LMAO!!! warm and soft like sexytime! Dec 08 12 12:03 pm Link intense puppy wrote: Sigh... Dec 08 12 12:27 pm Link Jim Ball wrote: Pssssst Jim - don't tell him about loosing control of bodily functions - now **THAT** adds excitement to life, especially when you are out on a date with the wife - Udor seems to be a very nice man - let him be happy for just a little while longer. Dec 08 12 12:34 pm Link Everything I do is sexy Dec 08 12 12:39 pm Link Not yet...but I'll be taking a shower in a few minutes. Maybe something will come up. Dec 08 12 12:41 pm Link Bella la Bell wrote: I didn't know you were into Roman. Dec 08 12 12:46 pm Link SKPhoto wrote: Heh. I'm with you now sir. Lulzy Dec 08 12 12:52 pm Link Orca Bay Images wrote: Noice… Dec 08 12 01:59 pm Link Babalon Salome wrote: Are you certain it was a woman? Dec 08 12 02:01 pm Link Babalon Salome wrote: Lmao I'm sorry... Dec 08 12 02:05 pm Link I had a photographer recently ask me to get hard for our lingerie shoot.... he said it would be more sexy but I just dont know... Dec 08 12 02:05 pm Link |