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Anyone have any sexy experiences lately?
Kincaid Blackwood wrote: Yes. Also I am certain it was his d*ck. Dec 08 12 02:05 pm Link I just made out with my dog. Sexual. Dec 08 12 02:07 pm Link I accidentally touched my boob a few minutes ago while I was reaching for the keyboard. Dec 08 12 02:11 pm Link Babalon Salome wrote: That would've been my next question. Wow. Dec 08 12 02:13 pm Link Laura UnBound wrote: He heard you wuz packin: Dec 08 12 02:14 pm Link By myself? Sure. Oh, you mean with other people. Damn ! Dec 08 12 02:17 pm Link Presley ONeil wrote:
Dec 08 12 05:05 pm Link SPRINGHEEL wrote: HE'S RIGHT!!!! Dec 08 12 05:18 pm Link UnoMundo wrote: i knoooow, in my head i'm a freaking female casanova, going on all kinds of sexytime adventures with hot untouchable guys. in real life i've had a boyfriend for over 3 years. let's just say i've stopped trimming the hedges for quite some time now. Dec 08 12 05:20 pm Link Axioma wrote: That was mine. :waggles eyebrows: Dec 08 12 05:34 pm Link Yeah. I had sex. There was penis and everything. Dec 08 12 06:23 pm Link Kam Arose wrote: Braggart. Dec 08 12 06:25 pm Link TK Firebird wrote: If you call having your spouse WHAP you over the head for checking out the female form in a public setting -exciting - - then yes. It happened twice yesterday. Today I'm confined to my home quarters. Dec 08 12 06:33 pm Link DivaEroticus wrote: lol Dec 08 12 06:35 pm Link Just came back from mailing gifts. In the rain. At the post office by the airport. It was soooooo sexy and hot, it made 50 Shades of Grey look like The Berenstain Bears. Dec 08 12 06:50 pm Link Babalon Salome wrote: That is pretty bad. He didn't even take the time to photoshop your head onto the other woman. Piker. Dec 09 12 06:10 am Link Every day. Dec 09 12 06:13 am Link Kam Arose wrote: And if it was circumcised you even got the the "20% off" Dec 09 12 06:59 am Link I was out in 30-40 mph winds last night. Today, I'm gonna meet with some friends and brag that I had a blow job. Dec 09 12 07:07 am Link I could tell you, but we're not allowed to talk about illegal things.* *The illegal part is that after I told you, I'd have to kill you. Dec 09 12 08:33 am Link TK Firebird wrote: I read that as excrement, and was going to contribute. But as it is, no. Dec 09 12 08:45 am Link Caustic Disco wrote:
Dec 09 12 08:49 am Link found something sort of like this (but with four feet) in the store. the feet vibrate and light up whatever they are in with a purple glow. it had a label that said "try me" so we did. twice. lol. the wife gave it 5 stars and my shooting hand didn't cramp up. as a bonus it also works as a back massager.  Dec 09 12 09:27 am Link the wife just points them out to me so i don't have to snap my neck around. lol. ZingArts wrote: Dec 09 12 09:28 am Link Nope. Nada. Zilch. Nothing. At all. I'm a little bitter. Dec 09 12 09:30 am Link My dog just stuck her nose in my crotch, just like she does every time I come home. Ahh, black labs. Dec 09 12 09:32 am Link Babalon Salome wrote: WOW well there's one over-the-top way to tell someone you're not into them. Dec 09 12 09:34 am Link Caustic Disco wrote: He thought I might find it hot, actually. He says he wants to see me again. Dec 09 12 09:59 am Link Lohkee wrote:
Dec 09 12 10:06 am Link Lohkee wrote:
Dec 09 12 10:07 am Link Babalon Salome wrote: what a guy! Dec 09 12 10:14 am Link I'm an OTR trucker... what is sexy about that? The best thing that happened to me was the medium Lou Malnati's cheese deep dish pizza I had on Friday Dec 09 12 10:22 am Link Today I am going to pay to have a professional touch me and rub me. I am going to have a deluxe pedicure. That includes a 20 minute foot massage. I can feel it already. Yes! Yes...that's it. Harder! Harder...that's the spot. Oh YES!!!! Oops I got carried away in anticipation. A foot massage feels so good that if I smoked I would need a cigarette afterward.  I will try hard not to moan with pleasure. Dec 09 12 10:26 am Link Fine Wine wrote: Hah! My wife is a professional (Asian spa style) manicurist. She pampers me. I'm probably the only guy in AZ with better nail art than most of the ladies out there (she like to practice a lot). Dec 09 12 11:01 am Link Yes, but it's a long and rather boring story unless you're involved in it Dec 09 12 02:29 pm Link Babalon Salome wrote: is HE hot? he can have my number Dec 09 12 03:02 pm Link SPRINGHEEL wrote:
Dec 09 12 03:20 pm Link TK Firebird wrote: Excitement for me is a matinee movie and good book. Of course, my imagination provides lots of ideas for other matters....just waiting for the right person to share them with. Dec 09 12 05:07 pm Link These eye-catching muscle leggings that I wear when I go to the gym. Dec 09 12 05:26 pm Link Axana wrote: this ? Dec 09 12 05:31 pm Link |
