Andialu wrote:
Depends on the potency of the chloroform.

You're an old geezer, the young guys use roofies these days to get laid.

Russian Katarina wrote:

You're an old geezer, the young guys use roofies these days to get laid.

Whipper snappers.....

Damianne wrote:
Sex is only for when you want to have a baby and no other time.
Orgasms are how the devil gets in. That and sneezes, obviously.

This. Evil impure activities and thoughts will be the final downfall of our society. Repent while you can!

Sneezing is okay, my pastor told me so, as long as no nipples get hard in the process.

Blue Cube Imaging wrote:

This. Evil impure activities and thoughts will be the final downfall of our society. Repent while you can!

Sneezing is okay, my pastor told me so, as long as no nipples get hard in the process.

That's why you bless someone when they sneeze, if you don't fast enough, satan might slip in.

DivaEroticus wrote:
I'm a virgin.  I'm saving it for marriage.

: COUGH CHOKE SNEEZE COUGH:

: COUGH CHOKE SNEEZE COUGH:

Blue Cube Imaging wrote:

This. Evil impure activities and thoughts will be the final downfall of our society. Repent while you can!

Sneezing is okay, my pastor told me so, as long as no nipples get hard in the process.

I can't sneeze without my nipples getting hard.

I'm going to hell!

Damianne wrote:

That's why you bless someone when they sneeze, if you don't fast enough, satan might slip in.

You only do that in the English language though.
That is why the rest of the world is doomed while Gods own country will live on.

Russian Katarina wrote:

You only do that in the English language though.
That is why the rest of the world is doomed while Gods own country will live on.

I'll be sure to write a song about you when I receive my theocracy issued harp.

KonstantKarma wrote:
I prefer sex first, then dating if the chemistry's good.

No offense, but that's a very "Asheville" thing.

Koryn Locke wrote:

No offense, but that's a very "Asheville" thing.

It's a very everywhere thing, hon.

Koryn Locke wrote:

No offense, but that's a very "Asheville" thing.

I know right?

Damianne wrote:

It's a very everywhere thing, hon.

When did you become a middle aged waitress at a truck stop diner?

Andialu wrote:

When did you become a middle aged waitress at a truck stop diner?

When we were talking about small town sex.
Everyone becomes a middle aged waitress at a truck stop diner when talking about small town sex.

Chris Rifkin wrote:
I clicked on this thread with an actual serious response ready to post....


Instead I'll just order a pizza and casually observer this thread

Pizza is always a better choice.
Makes me crave some, even though I already had dinner.

Damianne wrote:

When we were talking about small town sex.
Everyone becomes a middle aged waitress at a truck stop diner when talking about small town sex.

Kiss my grits.

KonstantKarma wrote:
I know right?

Damianne wrote:
It's a very everywhere thing, hon.

Asheville dating culture is pretty ... peculiar.

It's also very regionally-specific. I've never met any Americans who shack-up faster than the under-40 set in western North Carolina. Also, every few years, it's like everyone just swaps mates, so the person you're with right now will be living with your best friend 3 years down the road, but it's all copacetic, because you had a FWB thing with her ex a couple years before.

It's even more cliquey than lesbian culture.

Samantha Emme wrote:
I got my husband in bed around 2 days after meeting him. Woooorth it.

But to answer your second question, ideal sexy time is daily. The real amount of sexy time I get is none, because he's deployed

:-(
When is he returning?

Russian Katarina wrote:

You're an old geezer, the young guys use roofies these days to get laid.

Geez, even roofies are old school!  Here's the tried and true method that doesn't involve anything illegal, we don't have to buy a single drink, and we get in good with the neighbours!  Find the neighbour with the cute puppy, take him out for a walk around town, and let the little chick magnet do his thing.

I mean really, what's more effective,

or



(No, neither picture is mine.  They were found on Google.)

Andialu wrote:

Kiss my grits.

Ha ha... just about to post Flo and you beat me to it.

Rachel Reilly wrote:
How long do you tend to wait before having sex with someone you're seeing?
And for those of you who are in a serious relationship/marriage, in a perfect world how often would you have sex with your partner and what's the actually reality of that ? ;-)

Discuss among yourselves!

How long do you want to make me wait?

Jules NYC wrote:

Ha ha... just about to post Flo and you beat me to it.

Sorry, sugar.

Samantha Emme wrote:
I got my husband in bed around 2 days after meeting him. Woooorth it.

But to answer your second question, ideal sexy time is daily. The real amount of sexy time I get is none, because he's deployed

I had first date sex, in 2005, with the person who eventually became my best friend.

*shrug*

I knew immediately he was a good person.

Rachel Reilly wrote:
Glad you lot are so mature
;-)

You should know this crowd is top shelf only. For cereal.

Christopher Hartman wrote:

How long do you want to make me wait?

I was thinking 4-6 months
Depending on your behavior.

Koryn Locke wrote:

Asheville dating culture is pretty ... peculiar.

It's also very regionally-specific. I've never met any Americans who shack-up faster than the under-40 set in western North Carolina.

You need to get out more.

First thing comes to mind, Upper Peninsula in Michigan. They put bunnies & fishflies to shame.

There's more...lots more.

Kyle T Edwards wrote:

Geez, even roofies are old school!  Here's the tried and true method that doesn't involve anything illegal, we don't have to buy a single drink, and we get in good with the neighbours!  Find the neighbour with the cute puppy, take him out for a walk around town, and let the little chick magnet do his thing.




(No, neither picture is mine.  They were found on Google.)

Guy I worked with would get puppies from the pound for a week, then hit the beach everyday. Take the dog, back....get another one a few weeks later.

You're both deranged.