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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Yeah . . . . . don't you bloody wish.  *Sigh* In these politically correct times, I suspect even contemplating the idea of Iris, buttsechs and the like, is probably a no go.
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CauponaVenereae
Posts: 66
Troup, Texas, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Yeah . . . . . don''t you bloody wish.
*Sigh* In these politically correct times, I suspect even contemplating the idea of Iris, buttsechs and the like, is probably a no go. Fuckem in the neck and feedem fish heads.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
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udor
Posts: 25255
New York, New York, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Yeah . . . . . don't you bloody wish.
*Sigh* In these politically correct times, I suspect even contemplating the idea of Iris, buttsechs and the like, is probably a no go. I am a victim of that total political correctness stuff... I watch mostly what I say, just not to offend anybody... or... being careful what I am posting or reblogging, even on Tumblr, out of fear I could offend some uptight future client...
I wish I didn't care what people think and could still make tons of cash to lead the life I love! 
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Fuck, shit piss, cunt cocksucker, motherfucker! (I don't remember the rest of the words.)
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
Suck, squish, bang, blow.
Or is that a 4-stroke motor?
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17632
Frontenac, Kansas, US
Robb Mann wrote:
Suck, squish, bang, blow.
Or is that a 4-stroke motor? BSA 440...or an old John Deer "Johnny-Popper." 
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Robb Mann wrote:
Suck, squish, bang, blow.
Or is that a 4-stroke motor? Would be one hell of a play partner that could achieve all that in just four strokes . . . reads like it should be on Craigslist as a 15 minute quickie.
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CauponaVenereae
Posts: 66
Troup, Texas, US
Robb Mann wrote:
Suck, squish, bang, blow.
Or is that a 4-stroke motor? - Phil H - wrote:
Would be one hell of a play partner that could achieve all that in just four strokes . . . reads like it should be on Craigslist as a 15 minute quickie. No, that's a "GWC" asking about limits. The 4 strokes was in reference to Premature Ejaculation discrimination.
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MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 3102
Galveston, Texas, US
CauponaVenereae wrote:
Robb Mann wrote:
Suck, squish, bang, blow.
Or is that a 4-stroke motor? No, that's a "GWC" asking about limits. The 4 strokes was in reference to Premature Ejaculation discrimination. No, how can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat. Get it?
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Would be one hell of a play partner that could achieve all that in just four strokes . . . reads like it should be on Craigslist as a 15 minute quickie. Does that include the pizza and cigarette after?
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 39248
Portland, Oregon, US
Amadea T wrote:
Does that include the pizza and cigarette after? I'll buy the pizza if you provide the cigarette
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CauponaVenereae
Posts: 66
Troup, Texas, US
DougBPhoto wrote:
I'll buy the pizza if you provide the cigarette Only one cigarette? Smh.
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Deacon Blues
Posts: 26638
Belmont, North Carolina, US
Jim Ball wrote:
Fuck, shit piss, cunt cocksucker, motherfucker! (I don't remember the rest of the words.) shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
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Justin
Posts: 22389
Fort Collins, Colorado, US
Jim Ball wrote:
Fuck, shit piss, cunt cocksucker, motherfucker! (I don't remember the rest of the words.) I had that memorized from college days.
S
P
C
F
CS
MF
and
T
Those are the seven that'll rot your soul, curve your spine, and lose the war for the Allies. Or something like that.
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
DougBPhoto wrote:
I'll buy the pizza if you provide the cigarette Extra shrooms for me.
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DougBPhoto
Posts: 39248
Portland, Oregon, US
Amadea T wrote:
Extra shrooms for me. works for me !!!
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Amadea T wrote:
Does that include the pizza and cigarette after? I guess that depends on how many "roses" the quickie cost.
What? I did say a Craigslist quickie.
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
I guess that depends on how many "roses" the quickie cost.
What? I did say a Craigslist quickie. Good save.
Or was it.
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Amadea T wrote:
Good save.
Or was it. Anything less would be doing you a disservice.
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Anything less would be doing you a disservice. Remind me to have you pay me.
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scrymettet
Posts: 33239
Quebec, Quebec, Canada
Amadea T wrote:
Remind me to have you pay me. how many in chocolate cookies ?
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Amadea T wrote:
Remind me to have you pay me. Oh so many possible responses . . . most of which would likely require I make a high speed getaway. 
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
scrymettet wrote:
how many in chocolate cookies ? A lot.
And they need to come with lifetime gym membership. When you're as old as I am you don't have time to fuck around.
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DOUGLASFOTOS
Posts: 10604
Los Angeles, California, US
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Oh so many possible responses . . . most of which would likely require I make a high speed getaway. I know where you live.
Nuff said.
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Amadea T wrote:
I know where you live.
Nuff said. And therein, lies the benefit of being able to recognize when discretion should trump valour or foolhardiness.
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Dea and the Beast
Posts: 4796
Saint Petersburg, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
And therein, lies the benefit of being able to recognize when discretion should trump valour or foolhardiness. Thou artst a most cunning wordsmith, you're gonna put some seriously smutty fantasies in some folkses minds here with that sorta talk. ...I know it worked with me..
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- Phil H -
Posts: 26552
Mildenhall, England, United Kingdom
Amadea T wrote:
Thou artst a most cunning wordsmith, you're gonna put some seriously smutty fantasies in some folkses minds here with that sorta talk. ...I know it worked with me.. One aims to please though within reason of course. One shouldn't titillate unnecessarily, where the potential delights (or otherwise) of quickies are concerned.
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Blue Cube Imaging
Posts: 11883
Ashland, Oregon, US
Deacon Blues wrote:
Jim Ball wrote:
Fuck, shit piss, cunt cocksucker, motherfucker! (I don't remember the rest of the words.) shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. Justin wrote:
I had that memorized from college days.
S
P
C
F
CS
MF
and
T
Those are the seven that'll rot your soul, curve your spine, and lose the war for the Allies. Or something like that. Ahhh, the legend of George Carlin lives on...
And "tits doesn't even belong on the list man, I mean it sounds like a snack. Oh ya, it is."
My nine year old self and buddies would hang in the garage wearing the vinyl out laughing ourselves into a frenzy over these way back in the early 70's.
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Frank Lewis Photography
Posts: 14488
Winter Park, Florida, US
- Phil H - wrote:
Yeah . . . . . don't you bloody wish.
*Sigh* In these politically correct times, I suspect even contemplating the idea of Iris, buttsechs and the like, is probably a no go. I'm old, I don't care who I piss off any more!
What's the point of buttsechs anyway? Going in the exit? I just don't get it...
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