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not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

C R Photography wrote:
This is yesterdays adult images.

They used to be for SHOCK value, however that has quickley worn off.

Try appealing images next time.

Well, I think you didn't read the whole thread about how they were pornstars.  tongue

Or maybe I should review your portfolio and get some pointers from you?

Aug 30 05 08:27 am Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

( ANT ) Mgaphoto wrote:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just let Venereal Dumbass continue his crappy work smile

Maybe you should take a second and look at your portfolio, lolz.

Anyways, aren't you getting tired of following me around everywhere and telling me how much I suck?  YOU HOMO!

Aug 30 05 08:28 am Link

Photographer

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Posts: 4576

XtremeArtists wrote:
Why is B&W art and color porn?

Lapis wrote:
If people see a p*ssy in color, they are much more likely to want to lick it.

I love a wet pussy like this:
https://www.coolpetsupply.com/wet-pussy-3.jpg

Aug 30 05 08:45 am Link

Photographer

Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

XtremeArtists wrote:
Why is B&W art and color porn?

I love a wet pussy like this:

P0rn.  If it were in B&W, it'd be art.

Aug 30 05 08:46 am Link

Photographer

Mike MacLellan

Posts: 1371

San Diego, California, US

VM - Half of your comments were completely unnecessary and rather ridiculous.  You asked for input, people gave it, and you didn't like it, so you start insulting them?  Honestly, you sound like a child.  Grow up.

Aug 30 05 11:48 am Link

Photographer

Mgaphoto

Posts: 4982

San Diego, California, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

XtremeArtists wrote:
Why is B&W art and color porn?

I love a wet pussy like this:
https://www.coolpetsupply.com/wet-pussy-3.jpg

LOL thats funny smile

Aug 30 05 04:13 pm Link

Photographer

Mgaphoto

Posts: 4982

San Diego, California, US

Visual Mindscapes wrote:

Maybe you should take a second and look at your portfolio, lolz.

Anyways, aren't you getting tired of following me around everywhere and telling me how much I suck?  YOU HOMO!

Follow you!!! Hahahaha...what are you kidding me???? Man you sit here all day and write posts, explains your 1000's of messages so how can I miss your dumb ass? Oh well, tell your team of photographers they still need to help you more big_smile what is 4 now? You should be the Visual Chumps LOL!

Aug 30 05 04:15 pm Link

Photographer

Mike MacLellan

Posts: 1371

San Diego, California, US

Scratch that, you're both children.  If I was a model and saw this post, I'd never work with either of you.

Aug 30 05 04:45 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Visual Mindscapes wrote:

Wow!  Your 9 year old nephew has more talent than you do!  You should have him be your assistant.  Maybe then, your images won't look like crap... mister natural lighting because I'm too poor to afford studio lights.  Hell, at least buy a fill flash for your outdoor shots, you dipshit.

I sense a bruhaha coming.

Aug 30 05 04:56 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Eric Muss-Barnes wrote:

XtremeArtists wrote:
Why is B&W art and color porn?

I love a wet pussy like this:
https://www.coolpetsupply.com/wet-pussy-3.jpg

It's not as fun as you'd think.  yikes

Aug 30 05 04:58 pm Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

( ANT ) Mgaphoto wrote:
Follow you!!! Hahahaha...what are you kidding me???? Man you sit here all day and write posts, explains your 1000's of messages so how can I miss your dumb ass?

Yeah, I sit here all day.  Uh, I work 10 hours a day, plus work nights on the weekends.  How the fuck can I sit here online all day?!  I barely have time to sleep!  That still doesn't change the fact that you're still a homo and you reply to every comment I make.

Don't try to make yourself look cool in the online world, just because in San Diego, you're a no body.  You better ask somebody!  Well, except for the handful of models you paid off to work with you.  Sucker!

Oh well, tell your team of photographers they still need to help you more big_smile what is 4 now? You should be the Visual Chumps LOL!

Yeah 4!  One of them moved to NY to start it over there.  The new photographer is my girlfriend, whom I send out to shoot the guys.  Maybe you should get yourself one of those girlfriend things, so you wouldn't have to use your hand so much.  You wanker.

That comment right there just proves how much you follow me around like the online stalker that you are.  Stop worrying about what I do and worry about your own shit, like actually getting good or something.  Thanks!

Aug 31 05 08:22 am Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

Mike MacLellan wrote:
VM - Half of your comments were completely unnecessary and rather ridiculous.  You asked for input, people gave it, and you didn't like it, so you start insulting them?  Honestly, you sound like a child.  Grow up.

Who did I insult, other than little ANT man who likes to stalk me because he's a jealous mofo who ain't even on my level, so he talks shit to me every chance he gets to feel better about himself?  lmao

Scratch that, you're both children.  If I was a model and saw this post, I'd never work with either of you.

But you aren't a model, you're just an average Joe photographer who critiqued of my work with the words of somebody on a high horse, but in reality, is really riding a pony.  Here's a refresher...

Try appealing images next time.

Both models, photographers, makeup artist and sponsors read all the crap I write online and it still doesn't stop them from working with me.  That must tell you something right?

Aug 31 05 08:30 am Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

I can piss further than any of y'all.

Aug 31 05 09:53 am Link

Photographer

JhoneilC

Posts: 41

Glendale, California, US

what the? Am I in grade school?

Aug 31 05 10:01 am Link

Photographer

Mgaphoto

Posts: 4982

San Diego, California, US

Visual Mindscapes wrote:

( ANT ) Mgaphoto wrote:
Follow you!!! Hahahaha...what are you kidding me???? Man you sit here all day and write posts, explains your 1000's of messages so how can I miss your dumb ass?

Yeah, I sit here all day.  Uh, I work 10 hours a day, plus work nights on the weekends.  How the fuck can I sit here online all day?!  I barely have time to sleep!  That still doesn't change the fact that you're still a homo and you reply to every comment I make.

Don't try to make yourself look cool in the online world, just because in San Diego, you're a no body.  You better ask somebody!  Well, except for the handful of models you paid off to work with you.  Sucker!


Yeah 4!  One of them moved to NY to start it over there.  The new photographer is my girlfriend, whom I send out to shoot the guys.  Maybe you should get yourself one of those girlfriend things, so you wouldn't have to use your hand so much.  You wanker.

That comment right there just proves how much you follow me around like the online stalker that you are.  Stop worrying about what I do and worry about your own shit, like actually getting good or something.  Thanks!

LOL now he has his bitch on his team smile She teach you to use the light meter yet or is the VM crew still holding it for you?

1700+ posts and he thinks the bullshit his says here isn't going to be noticed smile haha and you must never be on here since you work all those hours, but man 1700+ posts?

Oh yeah, why do I need another girlfriend when youre my bitch? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sep 01 05 03:19 am Link

Photographer

Hugh Jorgen

Posts: 2850

Ashland, Oregon, US

Yap Yap Yap!!

(:-------

Sep 01 05 03:34 am Link

Model

Nemi

Posts: 27413

Jamaica, New York, US

wow...this thread is like a time warp to AOL fights in 1997...when I was in the 5th grade.

Sep 01 05 04:16 am Link

Model

Ashley-Tatum

Posts: 125

Washington, Arkansas, US

DigitalCMH wrote:
I can piss further than any of y'all.

LOL...

I can't think of a more fitting way to end this silliness!

Isn't there someone out there with a LOCK?

Robert (A-T's dad)

Sep 01 05 10:50 pm Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

( ANT ) Mgaphoto wrote:
LOL now he has his bitch on his team smile She teach you to use the light meter yet or is the VM crew still holding it for you?

A light meter is mostly used when using studio lighting...  something you never used in your life, you funny guy.  As for my girlfriend, she is as much of a bitch as your mother is.

1700+ posts and he thinks the bullshit his says here isn't going to be noticed smile haha and you must never be on here since you work all those hours, but man 1700+ posts?

Oh yeah, why do I need another girlfriend when youre my bitch? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Keep it up guy.  Talk all your shit behind your computer.  Us both living in San Diego, one of these days we'll run into each other and you will find a foot in your ass.

Someone lock this thread before I get angry.

Sep 02 05 06:54 am Link

Model

DawnElizabeth

Posts: 3907

Madison, Mississippi, US

XtremeArtists wrote:
Should we read the letters as LUST or SLUT?

That's funny.

Sep 02 05 07:01 am Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Visual Mindscapes wrote:
Keep it up guy.  Talk all your shit behind your computer.  Us both living in San Diego, one of these days we'll run into each other and you will find a foot in your ass.

Someone lock this thread before I get angry.

You mean you're not?

Just curious...how old are you two characters?

Sep 02 05 10:24 am Link

Photographer

LongWindFPV Visuals

Posts: 7052

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

alexwh wrote:
I must be either a male from another planet or simply that at 62 few things excite me. These photographs repel me for several reasons.

1. Because of my other planetary origin I have never understood the attraction of girl on girl. Only in the US would anybody make headlines over a woman kissing another woman on the lips.

...(snipped)...

4. But what really turns me off is that kissing is such a intimate art and I cannot figure out why there is eye contact here.

...(snipped)...

Hi, I'm from the neighboring planet you are from. We're very different, but similar in some ways. Nanu Nanu big_smile

Sep 02 05 10:30 am Link

Photographer

LongWindFPV Visuals

Posts: 7052

Las Vegas, Nevada, US

Mike MacLellan wrote:
Scratch that, you're both children.  If I was a model and saw this post, I'd never work with either of you.

Visual Mindscapes wrote:
But you aren't a model, you're just an average Joe photographer who critiqued of my work with the words of somebody on a high horse, but in reality, is really riding a pony.  Here's a refresher...

Excuse me Mr. D'Quilope. Sergeant Joe from the Joe Metro Police here. I'm going to have to write you a citation for using the name, "Joe", in your stupid euphemism.

*licks citation and slaps it on Joey's forehead*

Sep 02 05 10:41 am Link

Photographer

EMG STUDIOS

Posts: 2033

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

I think VM's shit is pretty good. I also think that with so much animosity between he and ANT, that they should just meet up in on a basketball court and get this shit over with.

I don't know if there is a generation gap between the two of them or if it's just straight hate. I have not been in a situation where I was directly hated on like ANT does (it's almost bitchlike) but if I were, I'm sure I would have to knock on a door somewhere and make sure he knew that it wasn't sweet...

I like the pictures posted on the first thread.. It appeals to me as a man and as a photographer. I find it hilarious that some people think that photographers should carry themselves like monks in order to be taken seriously or be considered a professional.

Sep 02 05 10:54 am Link

Photographer

not here anymore.

Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

DigitalCMH wrote:
Just curious...how old are you two characters?

Younger than 90% of the photographers on this site.

Sep 03 05 12:17 pm Link

Photographer

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Posts: 1892

San Diego, California, US

EMG STUDIOS wrote:
I think VM's shit is pretty good. I also think that with so much animosity between he and ANT, that they should just meet up in on a basketball court and get this shit over with.

I don't know if there is a generation gap between the two of them or if it's just straight hate. I have not been in a situation where I was directly hated on like ANT does (it's almost bitchlike) but if I were, I'm sure I would have to knock on a door somewhere and make sure he knew that it wasn't sweet...

I like the pictures posted on the first thread.. It appeals to me as a man and as a photographer. I find it hilarious that some people think that photographers should carry themselves like monks in order to be taken seriously or be considered a professional.

Thanks for the words EMG.  You are the man in PA!

On another note, I have been asked to take that image down by a moderator, but of course, not without a fight.

smile

Sep 03 05 12:19 pm Link

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EMG STUDIOS

Posts: 2033

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US

Slowly but surely MM becomes a mini OMP, it's too bad, because many people really started to believe that MM had finally caught on to something, but it's start to look like that's not really the case.

I was asked to remove a post I wrote about me overeating because people seemed to think it was a joke. Too much moderation going on.

Sep 03 05 05:42 pm Link

Model

Model Sarah

Posts: 40987

Columbus, Ohio, US

It looks fake.

I dont like it.

Sep 03 05 06:20 pm Link

Photographer

Christopher Hartman

Posts: 54196

Buena Park, California, US

Visual Mindscapes wrote:

Younger than 90% of the photographers on this site.

Just let it go.  Both of you have obvious talent.  But you're both trying to convince each other that you don't.  We all can see it though.  Really, all this pissing and shitting is just making you guys stink.  I know you didn't start it...but that doesn't mean you always gotta finish it.  I think it makes one look better when they just allow the other person to make a fool of themselves.  It's better for laughs too!

Sep 03 05 06:24 pm Link

Photographer

Matthew A Cooke

Posts: 157

Los Angeles, California, US

why can't i see the pictures..even the portfolios are blocked..i wanna see the porn...
nothing wrong with seeing a little free porn on the interent...wtf?

Sep 19 05 04:20 am Link

Photographer

Matthew A Cooke

Posts: 157

Los Angeles, California, US

NEXT DAY

bring back the porn...please..I can't find anything...the links says those guys are portfolios denied..?  Is it cuz they are pono dudes..or because they are always bitching about stupid shit?  They are funny

free lesbian porn please...

Sep 19 05 11:30 am Link