Matt Blais Photography wrote:
Nobody sees my BIG camera without payin'....
28" bellows extension...just sayin'

Do you charge extra to take the lens cap off?

Orca Bay Images wrote:

Are you saying, "No nudes is good nudes?"

Depends --how much monopoly money you gots?

Orca Bay Images wrote:

Think of it as nobody's paying you to put your clothes on. But you're ready to go in case someone does.

;p I love getting nekkid...I only do tf

Andi Sterling wrote:
Are you Effin crazy?

Why do these GWC’s email all these girls and propose this?

I don’t even have any shots of myself in my grannies bathing suit, much less without it.

If your gonna ask a girl to take off her pantaloons don’t ask her to do it without throwing down some green backs.

Unless you are AMAZING behind the lens.

And for the record….

While I seriously respect that you do…. I don’t.

lol. I do it.

Christine Rose wrote:

Do you charge extra to take the lens cap off?

well of course...you wanna see ALL the GOODS? Pay Muttha, pay!

Matt Blais Photography wrote:
well of course...you wanna see ALL the GOODS? Pay Muttha, pay!

Photo whore

*snicker*

Orca Bay Images wrote:
Are you saying, "No nudes is good nudes?"

Christine Rose wrote:
Depends --how much monopoly money you gots?

None. I be broke. I spent all my Monopoly money on pictures of cheeseburgers. I'm living in box and I'm Craigslisting for murder-for-hire gigs. No takers yet. So many  damned amateurs willing to kill for free these days.

Andi Sterling wrote:
If your gonna ask a girl to take off her pantaloons don’t ask her to do it without throwing down some green backs.

Unless you are AMAZING behind the lens.

So what you are really saying is, you have a price $$$

Jessyka Ann wrote:
nude models are SINNERS!

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” Oscar Wilde

Sal W Hanna Designs wrote:

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.” Oscar Wilde

and those damn nude models do trade shoots!?!?!?! this is worse than I thought

Jessyka Ann wrote:
nude models are SINNERS!

You ebil, wicked child you!


Edit:
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You know I never get ANY of these nude offers OR date requests... Where's the mayhem? I feel like I'm missing out

Jessyka Ann wrote:
and those damn nude models do trade shoots!?!?!?! this is worse than I thought

Sin with me

Alexandra Evelyn wrote:

You ebil, wicked child you!


Edit:
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You know I never get ANY of these nude offers OR date requests... Where's the mayhem? I feel like I'm missing out

I get mostly GWC's filling my mailbox...but when I charge they refuse to pay...hmmph

Sal W Hanna Designs wrote:
Sin with me

well....I do like sinning ;p

hey...WAIT....NO! You can't turn me to your evil ways!! Show me some green...no wait...nude modeling is WRONG!

Orca Bay Images wrote:

Orca Bay Images wrote:
Are you saying, "No nudes is good nudes?"

None. I be broke. I spent all my Monopoly money on pictures of cheeseburgers. I'm living in box and I'm Craigslisting for murder-for-hire gigs. No takers yet. So many  damned amateurs willing to kill for free these days.

They're ruining the damn industry damn it!

Christine Rose wrote:

They're ruining the damn industry damn it!

I didnt mean too

Jessyka Ann wrote:

I didnt mean too

You kill for free too?

Christine Rose wrote:

You kill for free too?

AND pose nude. double sin.

Jessyka Ann wrote:

AND pose nude. double sin.

To think I wasted good money on a divorce attorney -- and now you show up.

Free nudes, kill for fun -- I'd ask what else you got up your sleeve but you're always nekkid!

Paul Bryson Photography wrote:
*enters thread*

*removes all articles of clothing*

*demands money*

I closed my eyes.

I can't afford you. How much if I only open one eye?

Christine Rose wrote:

To think I wasted good money on a divorce attorney -- and now you show up.

Free nudes, kill for fun -- I'd ask what else you got up your sleeve but you're always nekkid!

bwahahahahaha! If I put on clothes will I get the third degree?

Paul Bryson Photography wrote:
*enters thread*

*removes all articles of clothing*

*demands money*

hahahaha That would be a priceless and memorable moment no matter where it took place.

Jessyka Ann wrote:

bwahahahahaha! If I put on clothes will I get the third degree?

Come on you don't own clothes. Stop messin with my head damn it.

Viktoria wrote:

wow. ok.  great first post.
welcome to mm.
you have much to learn.

+3.14159

Really glad to see this coming first from a respected model that knows the business, rather than a photographer that can be more easily dismissed.

Christine Rose wrote:
Come on you don't own clothes. Stop messin with my head damn it.

who told you?!?!?!?!

I do have these

Damon Banner wrote:
I have never once asked any model to remove her pantaloons.

they usually just show up naked.  EIther that or I turn around to look at a painting on the wall and boom, naked.

Kinda like Clark Kent without the phone booth -- or the cape for that matter.

Christine Rose wrote:

I closed my eyes.

I can't afford you. How much if I only open one eye?

Half price.

Chris Keeling wrote:
Easily, and I mean easily my proudest accomplishment I've achieved on Model Mayhem........

https://www.modelmayhem.com/list.php?list_id=76468

Given the model and the other photographers on the list, I can easily see why. Congrats!

Jessyka Ann wrote:

who told you?!?!?!?!

I read bathroom walls.

Damon Banner wrote:
EIther that or I turn around to look at a painting on the wall and boom, naked.

Nice Arse?