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Photographer

TRC Photography

Posts: 618

East Brunswick, New Jersey, US

Ok, I'm absolutely amused by the style of your delivery, so lay it on me.

Sep 02 11 01:09 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Images by Dr. Mike wrote:
What does it make me if I have a photo of a girl with a whip?  LOL

fun game smile

a pervert, but that is irrelevant to your skills as a photographer and as of now not illegal, unless the bible thumpers have their way.

but back to the issue at hand GWC

Sep 02 11 01:10 pm Link

Photographer

Beautiful Sundays

Posts: 3852

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I know the answer but I love to hear it repeated smile

Sep 02 11 01:10 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Anchor Photo wrote:
Ok, take a look!

wish I had not.

nuf said

GWPW

Sep 02 11 01:11 pm Link

Photographer

End of the Road Studio

Posts: 169

Albuquerque, New Mexico, US

Thanks - I needed a chuckle!

Sep 02 11 01:11 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Dalyimages wrote:
I am game

please please PUT DOWN THE CAMERA, those girls could sue you for defamation of image.

GWPW

Sep 02 11 01:12 pm Link

Photographer

TRC Photography

Posts: 618

East Brunswick, New Jersey, US

... and by the way... the only reason I would ever expose myself to this is if I thought the OP was qualified to give an opinion. Your work speaks for itself. (and you can still "GWC" me if you think I deserve it)

Sep 02 11 01:13 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

RP Chicago wrote:
I invite you to view my portfolio, a.k.a "The Art of Reggie Pulliam"...

should be called "The art of you have to be Pull(man)ing my leg"

GWPW

Sep 02 11 01:14 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

MBradleyPhotography wrote:
oh what the hell, I know I'm a GWC. might as well acknowledge it. lol.

You make a better board game than photo BUT not bad, edit the worst, keep the best and keep shooting.

photographer

Sep 02 11 01:15 pm Link

Photographer

S and R Images

Posts: 481

Cherry Hill, New Jersey, US

go

Sep 02 11 01:17 pm Link

Photographer

Fiddlers Green Photo

Posts: 1350

Edmonds, Washington, US

Connor Photography wrote:
I am a photographer and proud GWC, GWC with strobes, GWC with strobes and 200,000 ft^2 studio and GWC with lot of Money. 

Who cares?  big_smile

I like your style!

Sep 02 11 01:25 pm Link

Photographer

Steve Thompson

Posts: 562

Los Angeles, California, US

Sure. I'm game.

Sep 02 11 01:36 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Jacob Michael Photo wrote:
Count me in

GWC in intent but not too bad

Sep 02 11 01:44 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Brian Scanlon wrote:
Ok, fire when ready.

does burn your camera count for fire away?  How can you have dabbled for 30 YEARS and have nothing more than you have.

GWPW

Sep 02 11 01:45 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Angels Syn photography wrote:
I'm new to photography do not have much but would love to know what you think

come back when you have more than 4 snapshots.

Sep 02 11 01:46 pm Link

Photographer

Angels Deadly Syn

Posts: 311

Irvington, New Jersey, US

David Pollack wrote:
come back when you have more than 4 snapshots.

lol okay I will and actually I have 5 tongue haha

Sep 02 11 01:47 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Tom Castles wrote:
Ok, I'm absolutely amused by the style of your delivery, so lay it on me.

I was hoping to say I was amused by your style of photography. Sorry no, bad high school yearbook photos of adults.


GWPW

Sep 02 11 01:48 pm Link

Photographer

Andy Durazo

Posts: 24474

Los Angeles, California, US

Okay I'll play!

Sep 02 11 01:48 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Beautiful Sundays wrote:
I know the answer but I love to hear it repeated smile

You love to hear that the images are dreadful?? The guitar photos are worse/tackier than any sword or babe on the back of a motorcyle. There, you heard it repeated.


worst/cheesiest/tackiest/poorest lighting/poorest design of the day.

You win the new category award we will call it"

"I am going blind looking at the photos, please no more" award!

Sep 02 11 01:52 pm Link

Photographer

Carleton Rainey

Posts: 191

Dayton, Ohio, US

try me!!

Sep 02 11 01:52 pm Link

Photographer

mphunt

Posts: 923

Hudson, Florida, US

Why not...................

Sep 02 11 01:53 pm Link

Photographer

thePhotosmith

Posts: 425

Durham, North Carolina, US

I shoot exclusively with either an Apple QuickTake 100 or a Kodak Disc. What does that mean for me?

Sep 02 11 01:53 pm Link

Photographer

RP Chicago

Posts: 230

Chicago, Illinois, US

David Pollack wrote:

should be called "The art of you have to be Pull(man)ing my leg"

GWPW

Not even a GWC? I've got to get work. Thanks for skipping arts and crafts today to give us feedback.

Sep 02 11 01:54 pm Link

Photographer

Beautiful Sundays

Posts: 3852

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

David Pollack wrote:
You love to hear that the images are dreadful?? The guitar photos are worse/tackier than any sword or babe on the back of a motorcyle. There, you heard it repeated.


worst/cheesiest/tackiest/poorest lighting/poorest design of the day.

You win the new category award we will call it"

"I am going blind looking at the photos, please no more" award!

Alll Right!!

https://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2010/07/1279803268471.jpg

Sep 02 11 01:54 pm Link

Photographer

Terry Moody Photography

Posts: 308

Gastonia, North Carolina, US

I don't know which one I am but, I like naked women.  And I did ride on the short bus once in school.

Sep 02 11 01:56 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

S and R Images wrote:
go

you don't deserve anything even remotely creative (just like your work)


GWCW

Sep 02 11 01:56 pm Link

Photographer

bruce blosser

Posts: 299

Mendocino, California, US

i am not a Gwedo With Canolli!   smile

Sep 02 11 01:57 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Fiddlers Green Photo wrote:

I like your style!

there are over 18 swords on you page so here goes

GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW

I through in a few extras becuase I am sure you are alread hard at work on more vulgar crap with swords

Sep 02 11 01:59 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Steven A Thompson wrote:
Sure. I'm game.

based on obvious intent, probably the biggest GWC so far. In LA there is a strip joint that allows photography once a month, huge gang bang of perverts, just saying...

GWC

Sep 02 11 02:01 pm Link

Photographer

Fiddlers Green Photo

Posts: 1350

Edmonds, Washington, US

David Pollack wrote:

there are over 18 swords on you page so here goes

GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW GWPW

I through in a few extras becuase I am sure you are alread hard at work on more vulgar crap with swords

I never counted them - at least there are no sticks!

Sep 02 11 02:03 pm Link

Photographer

Tom Suarez

Posts: 251

Llano, Texas, US

Go

Sep 02 11 02:04 pm Link

Photographer

Devin Workman

Posts: 166

Los Alamitos, California, US

Sure, I'll play.

Sep 02 11 02:07 pm Link

Photographer

SeanHfoto

Posts: 1989

Madison, Wisconsin, US

Throw it at me, and btw who are you?

Sep 02 11 02:07 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Andy Durazo wrote:
Okay I'll play!

I keep forgeting I should have added another category, JPB "just plain bad."

JPB

Sep 02 11 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

Bills Imagination Photo

Posts: 125

Kansas City, Missouri, US

As I put on my armor, I ask you to go for it.

Sep 02 11 02:08 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Carleton Rainey wrote:
try me!!

Okay, guilt as charged.

JPB

Sep 02 11 02:09 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

mphunt wrote:
Why not...................

you are correct "It's all about light & shadow.............lines & curves!"

just not the ones you are showing us.

Hello out there is there anyone who can show us professional work??

Sep 02 11 02:10 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

DVSmith wrote:
I shoot exclusively with either an Apple QuickTake 100 or a Kodak Disc. What does that mean for me?

I don't care if you shoot with an orange juice can that has a pinhole in it or are a rich dentist with a lieca. It is about the images.

GWQT100 or GWKD

Sep 02 11 02:12 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

RP Chicago wrote:

Not even a GWC? I've got to get work. Thanks for skipping arts and crafts today to give us feedback.

I guess you missed steps #1 and #2 , stop whining. And I am skipping finger painting for you anyway.

Sep 02 11 02:13 pm Link

Photographer

David Pollack

Posts: 1933

Wilmington, Delaware, US

Terry Moody Photography wrote:
I don't know which one I am but, I like naked women.  And I did ride on the short bus once in school.

You win for funniest of the day. Seriously, I wish I had thought of the short bus line.

But here is a suggestion, take $9.99 and buy yourself a subscription to Playboy, lots of naked women there.

GWPW

Sep 02 11 02:16 pm Link