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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


I need your help, filling in the SF2 slate of candidates.

Since Politics is on people minds - and since many like me, feel the need to blow chunks at the choices so far offered.

I give you the perfect President - for MM and for the Nation

Laura Unbound -

She's in Canada you say?  What better to gain perspective on the nation and to bind up the wounds of division.  Her "Face Down - Ass Up" slogan can re-awaken a timid nation yearning to be great again.

For Vice-President - to kick ass (and take no shit from pissant nuclear armed dictators).

Elizabeth Claret

For Director of the CIA - I offer Tog as this cabinet member - with the scope of his ponderings and worries.  I see No down side to giving him a couple of thousand field operatives and a black budget of 100 billion dollars
- what could go wrong?

For Dept of The Interor - -  I can only think of one person ASYLUM - Photo  Already in DC - already likely knows where all the bodies are already buried - so we won't have any ugly surprises when we have to dispose of an escort or 2.

Friends - who will join me and nominate for the other offices?? - I have seen the competition -  I now have no doubt that we can win this.

Who would you have from SF2 running the nation?

Oh, Me??

Director of the U.S. Mint -  silly smile
Oct 04 12 03:39 pm  Link  Quote 
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Through Elizabeths Eyes
Posts: 4,916
Yelm, Washington, US


I totally support this.
Oct 04 12 06:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Paolo Diavolo
Posts: 8,676
Martinez, California, US


I'm voting for:
President - Light Writer
Vice Pres - Ninja.








p.s. i do love me some Laura tho.
Oct 04 12 08:35 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I'm voting for:
President - Light Writer
Vice Pres - Ninja.








p.s. i do love me some Laura tho.

Hater

Oct 04 12 09:20 pm  Link  Quote 
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Corwin Prescott
Posts: 1,712
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US


only if i get a cabinet position
Oct 04 12 09:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Corwin Prescott wrote:
only if i get a cabinet position

You wanna get in my box?

Oct 04 12 09:56 pm  Link  Quote 
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3,253
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada


Laura UnBound wrote:

You wanna get in my box?

-raises hand immediately-

Oct 04 12 09:58 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Top Level Studio wrote:

-raises hand immediately-

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

Oct 04 12 09:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3,253
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada


Laura UnBound wrote:

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

Sorry, didn't want to be overlooked in the rush...

Oct 04 12 10:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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hygvhgvkhy
Posts: 2,092
Chicago, Illinois, US


Fully supporting. Laura for prez(-:
Oct 04 12 11:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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Simmagination
Posts: 3,129
Westminster, Maryland, US


Not to mention she's little so the Secret Service will be able to protect her easier (and they would finally have a body worth protecting) big_smile
Oct 05 12 12:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Merlinpix
Posts: 7,099
Farmingdale, New York, US


Laura, by a mile..in any debate, she's got the best reButtal!
Oct 05 12 06:16 am  Link  Quote 
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Frank Lewis Photography
Posts: 12,580
Winter Park, Florida, US


Can I be in charge of the National Park Service?

That way I can designate areas in the National Parks for nude use all over the United States!

Your welcome.
Oct 05 12 08:40 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


Simmagination  wrote:
Not to mention she's little so the Secret Service will be able to protect her easier (and they would finally have a body worth protecting) big_smile

I 100% support this additional talking point -

*adds it to powerpoint presentation at the "Laura 1012" headquarters*

Oct 05 12 10:23 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
Can I be in charge of the National Park Service?

That way I can designate areas in the National Parks for nude use all over the United States!

Your welcome.

Great idea!

Once again - the "Laura12" campaign brings positives like this to the dreary national political debate.

Oct 05 12 10:26 am  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,305
Hayward, California, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

I always come first.  Much to the chagrin of everyone involved.

Oct 05 12 11:32 am  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,675
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Corwin Prescott wrote:
only if i get a cabinet position

I just want the liquor cabinet position.  I'm a member of the cocktail party.

Oct 05 12 11:54 am  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


DivaEroticus wrote:

I just want the liquor cabinet position.  I'm a member of the cocktail party.

Diva - Gotcha

Director - ATF

Oct 05 12 12:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Apodyopsis
Posts: 6,087
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


I need buttons. I like buttons.
Oct 05 12 12:22 pm  Link  Quote 
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Eleanor Rose
Posts: 2,286
Santa Rosa, California, US


I'll vote for Laura!
Oct 05 12 03:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


Apodyopsis wrote:
I need buttons. I like buttons.

Sorry - Laura's the President - She's got the only button that will matter - the one that turns everything on earth into radioactive grit.

But, it sounds like you might fit in the Dept of Commerce. - and you can see if President Laura will make buttons, into a favored currency when she is Pres.

Oct 05 12 03:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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PhotographybyT
Posts: 7,671
Monterey, California, US


Laura can hang my chad any day!

(I have no idea what this means!) big_smile
Oct 05 12 03:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Vintagevista wrote:

Sorry - Laura's the President - She's got the only button that will matter - the one that turns everything on earth into radioactive grit.

But, it sounds like you might fit in the Dept of Commerce. - and you can see if President Laura will make buttons, into a favored currency when she is Pres.

That's me tongue

Oct 05 12 03:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
That's me tongue

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/4f70xRdPD0aGJ_hrC4dqcQ2.jpg

Oct 05 12 04:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Through Elizabeths Eyes
Posts: 4,916
Yelm, Washington, US


I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.
Oct 05 12 06:07 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chris Rifkin
Posts: 24,606
Tampa, Florida, US


I'll vote as long as 2 contitions are met
Me and SPRINGHEEL also get prominant cabinet positions.
Oct 05 12 06:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Done and Gone
Posts: 7,650
Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe


If nom nom nominated I will not run.

If defective I will not swerve.

I don't like any of the other candidates so I will vote for Laura Unbound.
Oct 05 12 07:00 pm  Link  Quote 
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LeeLa
Posts: 155
Portland, Oregon, US


I'm writing in Mickey Mouse.
Oct 05 12 07:08 pm  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,675
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:
I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.

My cabinet has rum.  big_smile tongue

Oct 05 12 07:47 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:
I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.

We make up the actually enjoyable party of the unite states of north America plus a hat.

Oct 05 12 09:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Through Elizabeths Eyes
Posts: 4,916
Yelm, Washington, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

We make up the actually enjoyable party of the unite states of north America plus a hat.

Someone needs to make up some campaign posters.

Oct 05 12 10:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:

Someone needs to make up some campaign posters.

I'm sick in bed, or I'd be up sketching

Oct 05 12 10:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Art Silva
Posts: 9,418
Santa Barbara, California, US


Laura for president!!!... I Must apply for WH position [hides the cigars tho] :p
Oct 05 12 11:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


Chris Rifkin wrote:
I'll vote as long as 2 contitions are met
Me and SPRINGHEEL also get prominant cabinet positions.

Oh, that's easy

Dept. of Transportation - Chris Rifkin

Springheel is easy - Dept. of Homeland Security - Who better to scare the hell out of evildoers - than somebody that can make ordinary evildoers piss themselves?  And imagine what the body scanners at the airports would look like, when designed by a Springheel management team?

Oct 06 12 09:29 am  Link  Quote 
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Corwin Prescott
Posts: 1,712
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

You wanna get in my box?

i think the correct answer is yes, but i'm not sure

Oct 08 12 06:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Corwin Prescott wrote:

i think the correct answer is yes, but i'm not sure

Damnit Prescott, I need a man who knows what he wants to help me run a country!

Oct 08 12 07:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,237
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


i'd be willing to rig the election for laura IF she promises to serve her first term as president in the nude, and IF she chooses a wild puma as her running mate.
Oct 08 12 11:55 pm  Link  Quote 
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Vintagevista
Posts: 10,986
Sun City, California, US


I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat
Oct 23 12 05:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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DivaEroticus
Posts: 14,675
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US


Vintagevista wrote:
I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat

LOLOL!

Oct 23 12 07:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,356
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Vintagevista wrote:
I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat

I

Oct 23 12 10:52 pm  Link  Quote 
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