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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

I need your help, filling in the SF2 slate of candidates.

Since Politics is on people minds - and since many like me, feel the need to blow chunks at the choices so far offered.

I give you the perfect President - for MM and for the Nation

Laura Unbound -

She's in Canada you say?  What better to gain perspective on the nation and to bind up the wounds of division.  Her "Face Down - Ass Up" slogan can re-awaken a timid nation yearning to be great again.

For Vice-President - to kick ass (and take no shit from pissant nuclear armed dictators).

Elizabeth Claret

For Director of the CIA - I offer Tog as this cabinet member - with the scope of his ponderings and worries.  I see No down side to giving him a couple of thousand field operatives and a black budget of 100 billion dollars
- what could go wrong?

For Dept of The Interor - -  I can only think of one person ASYLUM - Photo  Already in DC - already likely knows where all the bodies are already buried - so we won't have any ugly surprises when we have to dispose of an escort or 2.

Friends - who will join me and nominate for the other offices?? - I have seen the competition -  I now have no doubt that we can win this.

Who would you have from SF2 running the nation?

Oh, Me??

Director of the U.S. Mint -  silly smile

Oct 04 12 03:39 pm Link

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Through Elizabeths Eyes

Posts: 4916

Yelm, Washington, US

I totally support this.

Oct 04 12 06:59 pm Link

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Paolo D Photography

Posts: 11502

San Francisco, California, US

I'm voting for:
President - Light Writer
Vice Pres - Ninja.








p.s. i do love me some Laura tho.

Oct 04 12 08:35 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Paolo Diavolo wrote:
I'm voting for:
President - Light Writer
Vice Pres - Ninja.








p.s. i do love me some Laura tho.

Hater

Oct 04 12 09:20 pm Link

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Corwin Prescott

Posts: 1722

Portland, Oregon, US

only if i get a cabinet position

Oct 04 12 09:27 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Corwin Prescott wrote:
only if i get a cabinet position

You wanna get in my box?

Oct 04 12 09:56 pm Link

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Top Level Studio

Posts: 3254

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

You wanna get in my box?

-raises hand immediately-

Oct 04 12 09:58 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Top Level Studio wrote:

-raises hand immediately-

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

Oct 04 12 09:59 pm Link

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Top Level Studio

Posts: 3254

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Laura UnBound wrote:

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

Sorry, didn't want to be overlooked in the rush...

Oct 04 12 10:24 pm Link

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hygvhgvkhy

Posts: 2092

Chicago, Illinois, US

Fully supporting. Laura for prez(-:

Oct 04 12 11:10 pm Link

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Simmagination

Posts: 3129

Westminster, Maryland, US

Not to mention she's little so the Secret Service will be able to protect her easier (and they would finally have a body worth protecting) big_smile

Oct 05 12 12:31 am Link

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Merlinpix

Posts: 7118

Farmingdale, New York, US

Laura, by a mile..in any debate, she's got the best reButtal!

Oct 05 12 06:16 am Link

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Frank Lewis Photography

Posts: 14492

Winter Park, Florida, US

Can I be in charge of the National Park Service?

That way I can designate areas in the National Parks for nude use all over the United States!

Your welcome.

Oct 05 12 08:40 am Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Simmagination  wrote:
Not to mention she's little so the Secret Service will be able to protect her easier (and they would finally have a body worth protecting) big_smile

I 100% support this additional talking point -

*adds it to powerpoint presentation at the "Laura 1012" headquarters*

Oct 05 12 10:23 am Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Frank Lewis Photography wrote:
Can I be in charge of the National Park Service?

That way I can designate areas in the National Parks for nude use all over the United States!

Your welcome.

Great idea!

Once again - the "Laura12" campaign brings positives like this to the dreary national political debate.

Oct 05 12 10:26 am Link

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Mr Banner

Posts: 85322

Hayward, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

Whoa whoa whoa, first come first serve, let the man answer the question

I always come first.  Much to the chagrin of everyone involved.

Oct 05 12 11:32 am Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Corwin Prescott wrote:
only if i get a cabinet position

I just want the liquor cabinet position.  I'm a member of the cocktail party.

Oct 05 12 11:54 am Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

DivaEroticus wrote:

I just want the liquor cabinet position.  I'm a member of the cocktail party.

Diva - Gotcha

Director - ATF

Oct 05 12 12:09 pm Link

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Modelographer

Posts: 6139

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

I need buttons. I like buttons.

Oct 05 12 12:22 pm Link

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Eleanor Rose

Posts: 2612

PASO ROBLES, California, US

I'll vote for Laura!

Oct 05 12 03:29 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Apodyopsis wrote:
I need buttons. I like buttons.

Sorry - Laura's the President - She's got the only button that will matter - the one that turns everything on earth into radioactive grit.

But, it sounds like you might fit in the Dept of Commerce. - and you can see if President Laura will make buttons, into a favored currency when she is Pres.

Oct 05 12 03:48 pm Link

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PhotographybyT

Posts: 7947

Monterey, California, US

Laura can hang my chad any day!

(I have no idea what this means!) big_smile

Oct 05 12 03:53 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Vintagevista wrote:

Sorry - Laura's the President - She's got the only button that will matter - the one that turns everything on earth into radioactive grit.

But, it sounds like you might fit in the Dept of Commerce. - and you can see if President Laura will make buttons, into a favored currency when she is Pres.

That's me tongue

Oct 05 12 03:59 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Laura UnBound wrote:
That's me tongue

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/4f70xRdPD0aGJ_hrC4dqcQ2.jpg

Oct 05 12 04:15 pm Link

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Through Elizabeths Eyes

Posts: 4916

Yelm, Washington, US

I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.

Oct 05 12 06:07 pm Link

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Chris Rifkin

Posts: 25581

Tampa, Florida, US

I'll vote as long as 2 contitions are met
Me and SPRINGHEEL also get prominant cabinet positions.

Oct 05 12 06:23 pm Link

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Done and Gone

Posts: 7650

Chiredzi, Masvingo, Zimbabwe

If nom nom nominated I will not run.

If defective I will not swerve.

I don't like any of the other candidates so I will vote for Laura Unbound.

Oct 05 12 07:00 pm Link

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LeeLa

Posts: 155

Portland, Oregon, US

I'm writing in Mickey Mouse.

Oct 05 12 07:08 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:
I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.

My cabinet has rum.  big_smile tongue

Oct 05 12 07:47 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:
I like how it doesn't seem like I need to actually do anything but you know, enjoy the party.

We make up the actually enjoyable party of the unite states of north America plus a hat.

Oct 05 12 09:11 pm Link

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Through Elizabeths Eyes

Posts: 4916

Yelm, Washington, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

We make up the actually enjoyable party of the unite states of north America plus a hat.

Someone needs to make up some campaign posters.

Oct 05 12 10:40 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Through Elizabeths Eyes wrote:

Someone needs to make up some campaign posters.

I'm sick in bed, or I'd be up sketching

Oct 05 12 10:53 pm Link

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Art Silva

Posts: 10064

Santa Barbara, California, US

Laura for president!!!... I Must apply for WH position [hides the cigars tho] :p

Oct 05 12 11:15 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Chris Rifkin wrote:
I'll vote as long as 2 contitions are met
Me and SPRINGHEEL also get prominant cabinet positions.

Oh, that's easy

Dept. of Transportation - Chris Rifkin

Springheel is easy - Dept. of Homeland Security - Who better to scare the hell out of evildoers - than somebody that can make ordinary evildoers piss themselves?  And imagine what the body scanners at the airports would look like, when designed by a Springheel management team?

Oct 06 12 09:29 am Link

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Corwin Prescott

Posts: 1722

Portland, Oregon, US

Laura UnBound wrote:

You wanna get in my box?

i think the correct answer is yes, but i'm not sure

Oct 08 12 06:23 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Corwin Prescott wrote:

i think the correct answer is yes, but i'm not sure

Damnit Prescott, I need a man who knows what he wants to help me run a country!

Oct 08 12 07:33 pm Link

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Michael Broughton

Posts: 2288

Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

i'd be willing to rig the election for laura IF she promises to serve her first term as president in the nude, and IF she chooses a wild puma as her running mate.

Oct 08 12 11:55 pm Link

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Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat

Oct 23 12 05:13 pm Link

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BeatnikDiva

Posts: 14859

Fayetteville, Arkansas, US

Vintagevista wrote:
I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat

LOLOL!

Oct 23 12 07:37 pm Link

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Laura UnBound

Posts: 28745

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Vintagevista wrote:
I voted early today - there is a spot for writing names in.

Just saying borat

I

Oct 23 12 10:52 pm Link