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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23,352
Atlanta, Georgia, US


SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
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Back in high school, a buddy of mine led the state in tackles as a linebacker.  He was fucking ferocious.  On game day, he'd drink gatorade all afternoon a refuse to go to the restroom.  On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line.  From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing.  It was terrifying.  They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy.  I want nothing to do with him."

I feel like my HS friend died, came back as a crab and is going around terrorizing the rest of the crabs on the beach.  No one wants to fuck with that crab.  He's nuts.

Dec 27 12 07:42 pm  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38,189
Gibraltar, Michigan, US


Christ, how heartwarming
Dec 27 12 08:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38,291
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Kincaid is Bad Joke Eel.
Dec 27 12 08:46 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


lol


I don't even...
Dec 27 12 09:09 pm  Link  Quote 
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Nicolette
Posts: 12,694
Midland, Texas, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

I spent dinner spouting off about how silly I think some people are for insisting I need to be married at 23 to validate my relationship and how I think everyone I graduated school with who's on their umpteenth engagement or getting divorced or knocked up or some combination thereof are ridiculously stupid...


He just sat there with this grin on his face saying nothing.
I'm such a tool

This is awesome. Congrats guys. I'm super happy for you smile

Dec 27 12 09:13 pm  Link  Quote 
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23,352
Atlanta, Georgia, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
Kincaid is Bad Joke Eel.

I'm fairly positive that I've never told a joke in my life…

Dec 27 12 09:59 pm  Link  Quote 
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38,189
Gibraltar, Michigan, US


http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/SPRINGHEEL69/32557310.jpg
Dec 27 12 10:24 pm  Link  Quote 
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Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10,064
Middle Island, New York, US


SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
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oh mylanta

Dec 27 12 11:06 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2,222
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


*sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine*
Dec 27 12 11:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Michael Broughton wrote:
*sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine*

You're not the first.

I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers. neutral

Dec 28 12 12:34 am  Link  Quote 
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22,681
Las Vegas, Nevada, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

You're not the first.

I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers. neutral

Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake  tongue

Dec 28 12 01:00 am  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Sha-Lynne wrote:

Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake  tongue

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

Dec 28 12 01:31 am  Link  Quote 
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Love the Arts
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Chicago, Illinois, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
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I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would.

Congrats... I love L O V E.... be kind to each other... may you both have a great time and a great life together!

Dec 28 12 02:24 am  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46,819
Howell, Michigan, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

omg. lol

I got the "santa didnt get me what I wanted for Christmas because you werent under my tree this morning" bullshit so many damn times this Christmas that I wanted to take a bat and smack all of them in the nuts.

Dec 28 12 03:08 am  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
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Howell, Michigan, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

lol can I have a mashed potato fountain at my reception?

At a work dinner we had a few months ago, the one girl walked by me with this martini glass with white stuff in it.  I got all excited thinking it was some kind of really awesome drink...

NOPE.

It was mashed potatoes in a martini glass with every topping imaginable!!

Awesome....

Dec 28 12 03:10 am  Link  Quote 
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-Jen-
Posts: 46,819
Howell, Michigan, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

Fine, you slid...

too much lube?

lol

I'd love to hear that story!!!

Dec 28 12 03:15 am  Link  Quote 
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38,291
Washington, District of Columbia, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy...

I live on the 9th floor, Laura! Not the basement! mad

Dec 28 12 03:40 am  Link  Quote 
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sofija
Posts: 23,614
Boston, Massachusetts, US


I'm late to the party (as usual) but congrats to you guys!! So happy for you!!
Dec 28 12 06:02 am  Link  Quote 
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Fergy
Posts: 22,371
Fenton, Michigan, US


Congrats you two!
Dec 28 12 07:58 am  Link  Quote 
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Eye of Sicari
Posts: 37,010
Toledo, Ohio, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..

I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY SINUSES SUCK AND i CAN'T BREATH OUT OF MY NOSE AND I LIVE IN A TRAILER NOT A BASEMENT!


*huff!*

Dec 28 12 05:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3,253
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada


Congrats, Laura, and a sincere best of luck to both of you.
Dec 28 12 09:20 pm  Link  Quote 
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MKPhoto
Posts: 5,665
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada


CONGRATULATIONS!
Dec 29 12 04:26 am  Link  Quote 
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DarcieK
Posts: 10,874
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada


Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best! smile
Dec 31 12 10:59 am  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


DarcieK wrote:
Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best! smile

Youre not late until its over. Thank you smile

Dec 31 12 11:36 am  Link  Quote 
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K Allende
Posts: 14,172
Columbus, Ohio, US


CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS

squeeee
Dec 31 12 12:26 pm  Link  Quote 
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P I X I E
Posts: 35,309
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS CONGRATS!!!! big_smile
Dec 31 12 02:29 pm  Link  Quote 
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Eleanor Rose
Posts: 2,262
Santa Rosa, California, US


Congrats!
Dec 31 12 04:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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Zebadiah _MI
Posts: 13,377
Ann Arbor, Michigan, US


Slightly off topic here but:

Kincaid Blackwood wrote:
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On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line.  From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing.  It was terrifying.  They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy.  I want nothing to do with him."
...

Dude, he was covered in urine, I'd want to run as fast as possible not to get tackled by the guy that just wet his own pants. 




And congrats again Laura!

Dec 31 12 05:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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Rick Edwards
Posts: 6,159
Wilmington, Delaware, US


Congratulations!
Dec 31 12 07:10 pm  Link  Quote 
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Robb Mann
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Baltimore, Maryland, US


Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob.

Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate.
Jan 01 13 08:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Robb Mann wrote:
Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob.

Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate.

lol maybe tongue

Jan 01 13 01:33 pm  Link  Quote 
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Calli Pygian
Posts: 8,092
Atlanta, Georgia, US


ASYLUM - Photo wrote:
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR TIMES I INTERACTED WITH LAURA.

THERE WAS AT LEAST 18 NAKED BODIES, AND THREE HAMSTERS.
Becks wrote:
I feel like this should be quoted for posterity and also because HOW FUCKING FUNNY WOULD IT BE to say that mid-rehearsal dinner toast??

Congrats, Laura! smile

Here you go!

http://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?threa … st17876705

Also, congrats Laura and Peter!

Jan 01 13 02:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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FootNote Fotography
Posts: 18,809
Olympia, Washington, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc..


They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth

I just had a flash of Star Trek in my head.

Jan 01 13 02:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Gianantonio
Posts: 7,816
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US


Laura UnBound wrote:
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I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would.

Was it someone you know who gave you the ring?

Jan 01 13 03:53 pm  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Gianantonio wrote:

Was it someone you know who gave you the ring?

we'd met once or twice

Jan 01 13 04:12 pm  Link  Quote 
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HellBelle
Posts: 19,959
Indianapolis, Indiana, US


Laura UnBound wrote:

we'd met once or twice

lollollollollollollollollollol

Jan 03 13 05:55 am  Link  Quote 
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Bek Ruszin
Posts: 6,023
Levittown, Pennsylvania, US


Whoa!  Go away for a week or two and look what happens!


CONGRATULATIONS!
Jan 03 13 09:27 am  Link  Quote 
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 27,274
Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Bek Ruszin wrote:
Whoa!  Go away for a week or two and look what happens!


CONGRATULATIONS!

if it helps, I felt the same way wink

Thank you

Jan 03 13 11:58 am  Link  Quote 
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Chain Reaction
Posts: 529
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US


Best wishes to the beautiful bride-to-be. And my congratulations to the groom!
Jan 03 13 12:05 pm  Link  Quote 
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