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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote: Back in high school, a buddy of mine led the state in tackles as a linebacker. He was fucking ferocious. On game day, he'd drink gatorade all afternoon a refuse to go to the restroom. On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line. From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing. It was terrifying. They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy. I want nothing to do with him." I feel like my HS friend died, came back as a crab and is going around terrorizing the rest of the crabs on the beach. No one wants to fuck with that crab. He's nuts.
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I don't even...
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Nicolette
Posts: 12718
Houston, Texas, US
Laura UnBound wrote: I spent dinner spouting off about how silly I think some people are for insisting I need to be married at 23 to validate my relationship and how I think everyone I graduated school with who's on their umpteenth engagement or getting divorced or knocked up or some combination thereof are ridiculously stupid... He just sat there with this grin on his face saying nothing. I'm such a tool This is awesome. Congrats guys. I'm super happy for you
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Kincaid Blackwood
Posts: 23492
Los Angeles, California, US
ASYLUM - Photo wrote: Kincaid is Bad Joke Eel. I'm fairly positive that I've never told a joke in my life…
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SPRINGHEEL
Posts: 38224
Detroit, Michigan, US
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Gabrielle Heather
Posts: 10064
Middle Island, New York, US
SPRINGHEEL wrote: oh mylanta
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Michael Broughton
Posts: 2288
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
*sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine*
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Michael Broughton wrote: *sobbing uncontrollably as he dismantles his creepy laura unbound stalker shrine* You're not the first. I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers.
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Sha-Lynne
Posts: 22685
Las Vegas, Nevada, US
Laura UnBound wrote: You're not the first. I posted that I'm engaged on tumblr...I lost followers. Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Sha-Lynne wrote: Heh, you think they'd at least wait a day or two for subtlety's sake My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc.. They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth
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Love the Arts
Posts: 1040
Malibu, California, US
Laura UnBound wrote: I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would. Congrats... I love L O V E.... be kind to each other... may you both have a great time and a great life together!
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Laura UnBound wrote: My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc.. They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth omg. lol I got the "santa didnt get me what I wanted for Christmas because you werent under my tree this morning" bullshit so many damn times this Christmas that I wanted to take a bat and smack all of them in the nuts.
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Laura UnBound wrote: can I have a mashed potato fountain at my reception? At a work dinner we had a few months ago, the one girl walked by me with this martini glass with white stuff in it. I got all excited thinking it was some kind of really awesome drink... NOPE. It was mashed potatoes in a martini glass with every topping imaginable!! Awesome....
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-Jen-
Posts: 46880
Howell, Michigan, US
Laura UnBound wrote: Fine, you slid... too much lube? lol I'd love to hear that story!!!
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Jason Haven
Posts: 38381
Washington, District of Columbia, US
Laura UnBound wrote: My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy... I live on the 9th floor, Laura! Not the basement!
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sofija
Posts: 23614
Boston, Massachusetts, US
I'm late to the party (as usual) but congrats to you guys!! So happy for you!!
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Fergy
Posts: 22436
Fenton, Michigan, US
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Eye of Sicari
Posts: 37100
Toledo, Ohio, US
Laura UnBound wrote: My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc.. I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY SINUSES SUCK AND i CAN'T BREATH OUT OF MY NOSE AND I LIVE IN A TRAILER NOT A BASEMENT! *huff!*
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Top Level Studio
Posts: 3254
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Congrats, Laura, and a sincere best of luck to both of you.
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MKPhoto
Posts: 5665
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
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DarcieK
Posts: 10876
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best!
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
DarcieK wrote: Late to the party, but congrats you two. I wish you all the best! Youre not late until its over. Thank you
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K Allende
Posts: 14172
Columbus, Ohio, US
CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS squeeee
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P I X I E
Posts: 35440
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS CONGRATS!!!!
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Zebadiah _MI
Posts: 13433
Ann Arbor, Michigan, US
Slightly off topic here but: Kincaid Blackwood wrote: ... On the first play of the game, he'd growl, on the verge of madness and piss himself in front of the opposing team's offensive line. From their perspective, it wasn't the slightest bit amusing. It was terrifying. They all thought "This motherfucker is crazy. I want nothing to do with him." ... Dude, he was covered in urine, I'd want to run as fast as possible not to get tackled by the guy that just wet his own pants. And congrats again Laura!
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Rick Edwards
Posts: 6185
Wilmington, Delaware, US
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Robb Mann
Posts: 12327
Baltimore, Maryland, US
Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob. Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Robb Mann wrote: Congrats! Our little girl is all grown up! Sob. Please come to Fells Point this year so we can get you sloppy drunk to celebrate. maybe
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Calli Pygian
Posts: 8101
Atlanta, Georgia, US
ASYLUM - Photo wrote: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE FIRST FOUR TIMES I INTERACTED WITH LAURA. THERE WAS AT LEAST 18 NAKED BODIES, AND THREE HAMSTERS. Becks wrote: I feel like this should be quoted for posterity and also because HOW FUCKING FUNNY WOULD IT BE to say that mid-rehearsal dinner toast?? Congrats, Laura! Here you go! https://www.modelmayhem.com/po.php?thre … st17876705 Also, congrats Laura and Peter!
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FootNote Fotography
Posts: 18809
Gainesville, Florida, US
Laura UnBound wrote: My guess is they're the same middle aged socially inept mouthbreathing basement dwellers who do nothing but reduce me to their own personal Internet sex fantasy made up of stupid meat and send me anonymous messages asking about my vagina and my favorite sex fantasy/position/type/etc.. They wouldn't know subtle if it kicked them in the teeth I just had a flash of Star Trek in my head.
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Gianantonio
Posts: 8159
Turin, Piemonte, Italy
Laura UnBound wrote: I had a bit of a different Christmas than I thought I would. Was it someone you know who gave you the ring?
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Gianantonio wrote: Was it someone you know who gave you the ring? we'd met once or twice
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HellBelle
Posts: 19972
Indianapolis, Indiana, US
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Bek Ruszin
Posts: 6028
Buffalo, New York, US
Whoa! Go away for a week or two and look what happens! CONGRATULATIONS!
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Bek Ruszin wrote: Whoa! Go away for a week or two and look what happens! CONGRATULATIONS! if it helps, I felt the same way Thank you
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Chain Reaction
Posts: 548
Grand Rapids, Michigan, US
Best wishes to the beautiful bride-to-be. And my congratulations to the groom!
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