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GCobb Photography
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Southaven, Mississippi, US


Shon D.- Homme wrote:

No, but you're probably the only one who still cares.

Anyone on here can see straight through you.  LOL

I hope he'd treat his kid better than how he did the kid on stage.

Jan 01 13 05:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Kerrek
Posts: 1,393
Orlando, Florida, US


I went to the bathroom today. Having a baby is only slightly more impressive of an "accomplishment". I don't know why people care about celebrities... it boggles my mind.
Jan 01 13 06:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Little Queenie
Posts: 6,213
Indio, California, US


Michael Kerrek wrote:
I went to the bathroom today. Having a baby is only slightly more impressive of an "accomplishment". I don't know why people care about celebrities... it boggles my mind.

Did you shit a watermelon?

Jan 01 13 06:36 pm  Link  Quote 
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Cherrystone
Posts: 36,184
Columbus, Ohio, US


Little Queenie wrote:

Did you shit a watermelon?

I spit lol

Jan 01 13 06:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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M A U I
Posts: 1,587
Harare, Harare, Zimbabwe


Kim who?

If this was something that was floating in my toilet, hell, I wouldn't even flush it.
Jan 01 13 06:38 pm  Link  Quote 
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Shon D.- Homme
Posts: 3,193
Virginia Beach, Virginia, US


GCobb Photography wrote:
Anyone on here can see straight through you.  LOL

I hope he'd treat his kid better than how he did the kid on stage.

That 20-year-old kid? LOL

Jan 01 13 06:51 pm  Link  Quote 
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What Fun Productions
Posts: 20,152
Phoenix, Arizona, US


Prediction:

Squirt and run.
Jan 01 13 07:11 pm  Link  Quote 
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Garry k
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Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


What Fun Productions wrote:
Prediction:

Squirt and run.

lol

Jan 01 13 07:37 pm  Link  Quote 
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K Allende
Posts: 14,170
Columbus, Ohio, US


This thread just made me go turn on some Kanye.

Thanks MM. It had been a while since I've listened to him spin his brilliance.
Jan 01 13 08:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Damon Banner
Posts: 85,260
Hayward, California, US


The father is rich.

The mother is rich. 

The child will be far better off than all of you talking shit on the internet.  Congrats to both of them.
Jan 01 13 08:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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Burlap Rats
Posts: 18,940
Riverside, California, US


Good for her. Why does anyone really care?
Jan 01 13 09:23 pm  Link  Quote 
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Art Silva
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Santa Barbara, California, US


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwp3sZqeN1qf4ywho1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwp3sZqeN1qf4ywho2_500.gif
Jan 01 13 09:25 pm  Link  Quote 
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global vision
Posts: 1,672
Bowling Green, Ohio, US


how lovely...another kardashian to hog the cameras.....we are so blessed
Jan 01 13 09:30 pm  Link  Quote 
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T
Posts: 53,557
Washington, District of Columbia, US


GCobb Photography wrote:

Anyone on here can see straight through you.  LOL

I hope he'd treat his kid better than how he did the kid on stage.

Did he shoot her because she was eating skittles?

Jan 01 13 09:40 pm  Link  Quote 
Makeup Artist
T
Posts: 53,557
Washington, District of Columbia, US


funny thread.
Jan 01 13 09:40 pm  Link  Quote 
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Little Queenie
Posts: 6,213
Indio, California, US


Small Fruit Pits wrote:

I spit lol

I mean, really...The difference between a shit and giving birth is about 6 pounds and a metric ton of bullshit prior to birth and after birth.

Jan 01 13 09:48 pm  Link  Quote 
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GCobb Photography
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Southaven, Mississippi, US


Shon D.- Homme wrote:

That 20-year-old kid? LOL

Yeah, a 20 year old kid.

Jan 01 13 09:54 pm  Link  Quote 
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Shon D.- Homme
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Virginia Beach, Virginia, US


GCobb Photography wrote:

Yeah, a 20 year old kid.

Three years later, you're still pressed? LOL ok.

Jan 01 13 10:15 pm  Link  Quote 
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Shon D.- Homme
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Virginia Beach, Virginia, US


T wrote:
Did he shoot her because she was eating skittles?

He might as well have. People act like he punched the woman in her face.

Jan 01 13 10:18 pm  Link  Quote 
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Chris Rifkin
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Tampa, Florida, US


rp_photo wrote:
http://www.richardsfault.com/misc/Giveashit.jpg

best post ever

Jan 01 13 10:19 pm  Link  Quote 
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Oscar Partida
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San Diego, California, US


good for them .best of luck
Jan 01 13 10:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Michael Kerrek
Posts: 1,393
Orlando, Florida, US


Little Queenie wrote:
Did you shit a watermelon?

No... but if I had, at least that would be noteworthy.

Jan 01 13 10:27 pm  Link  Quote 
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Mischa Marie
Posts: 7,891
Sacramento, California, US


GCobb Photography wrote:

Anyone on here can see straight through you.  LOL

I hope he'd treat his kid better than how he did the kid on stage.

I don't like Kanye but Lol, he saw through her bullshit before the rest of the public caught on. Good for him.

Jan 01 13 10:57 pm  Link  Quote 
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Little Queenie
Posts: 6,213
Indio, California, US


Michael Kerrek wrote:

No... but if I had, at least that would be noteworthy.

The average human bowel movement weighs 1/2-1 pound. The average human newborn weighs 7 1/2 pounds and comes out all at once. When you take a shit that big, maybe we can talk but until then there is a vast difference between going to the bathroom and having a baby.

Jan 02 13 06:19 am  Link  Quote 
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Jim Ball
Posts: 17,084
Frontenac, Kansas, US


Little Queenie wrote:

The average human bowel movement weighs 1/2-1 pound. The average human newborn weighs 7 1/2 pounds and comes out all at once. When you take a shit that big, maybe we can talk but until then there is a vast difference between going to the bathroom and having a baby.

I've read that a closer analogy for a man is the pain of passing a kidney stone.  The urethra is not designed to stretch!

Jan 02 13 06:45 am  Link  Quote 
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fullmetalphotographer
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Fresno, California, US


Little Queenie wrote:
The average human bowel movement weighs 1/2-1 pound. The average human newborn weighs 7 1/2 pounds and comes out all at once. When you take a shit that big, maybe we can talk but until then there is a vast difference between going to the bathroom and having a baby.

Are we sure there is a difference between a Kardashian being born and a bowel movement?

Jan 02 13 06:52 am  Link  Quote 
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Lady Pelvic
Posts: 1,408
Orlando, Florida, US


DougBPhoto wrote:
Congratulations, that is really great for her...


I'm a gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best pregnancies of all time!!!

xDDDDDD YES.

Jan 02 13 07:49 am  Link  Quote 
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Jules NYC
Posts: 15,882
New York, New York, US


Small Fruit Pits wrote:
Is London Fog the father? big_smile

lol

Jan 02 13 07:53 am  Link  Quote 
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Jules NYC
Posts: 15,882
New York, New York, US


London Fog wrote:
Hey Happy New Year everyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/AA777/kim-1.jpg

"This child will have a huge butt and a melon head, and will cry ceaselessly like it's ugly daddy"

lol

Jan 02 13 07:54 am  Link  Quote 
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Jules NYC
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New York, New York, US


My thoughts

http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kim-Kardashian-Reminding-Us-Why-She-Is-Famous1.jpg
Jan 02 13 07:56 am  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
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San Pedro, California, US


London Fog wrote:

It was tough banging that fat ass, but it was well loosened up before I got there!

Did you need a shim?

Jan 02 13 07:58 am  Link  Quote 
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Andialu
Posts: 14,029
San Pedro, California, US


Jules NYC wrote:
My thoughts

http://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kim-Kardashian-Reminding-Us-Why-She-Is-Famous1.jpg

lollollol

Jan 02 13 07:58 am  Link  Quote 
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What Fun Productions
Posts: 20,152
Phoenix, Arizona, US


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Jan 02 13 08:04 am  Link 
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Michael Kerrek
Posts: 1,393
Orlando, Florida, US


Little Queenie wrote:
The average human bowel movement weighs 1/2-1 pound. The average human newborn weighs 7 1/2 pounds and comes out all at once. When you take a shit that big, maybe we can talk but until then there is a vast difference between going to the bathroom and having a baby.

I didn't say "easy", or painless, or any number of other things that have your oh-my-god-someone-thinks-giving-birth-is-easy defensiveness all a-twitter.

I said "not noteworthy," and "not an accomplishment", and compared it to another biological function that is routinely carried out without fanfare (unless you're being potty-trained). You hopped on the mommy high-horse too quickly, and dropped your reading comprehension on the way.

Doing something that is done literally thousands of times every day around the globe, and has been happening this way for almost 200,000 years (modern humans)- it is not "impressive" or an "accomplishment".

Jan 02 13 08:07 am  Link  Quote 
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GCobb Photography
Posts: 15,890
Southaven, Mississippi, US


Shon D.- Homme wrote:

Three years later, you're still pressed? LOL ok.

I must have missed the part where anyone said they're pissed.  I think what he did on stage speaks volumes, that's all.

Jan 02 13 08:08 am  Link  Quote 
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Shon D.- Homme
Posts: 3,193
Virginia Beach, Virginia, US


GCobb Photography wrote:

I must have missed the part where anyone said they're pissed.  I think what he did on stage speaks volumes, that's all.

I must have missed the part where that has anything to do with him as a father. You're pressed, honey. Deal with that.

Jan 02 13 08:14 am  Link  Quote 
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K E E L I N G
Posts: 39,775
Peoria, Illinois, US


Damon Banner wrote:
The father is rich.

The mother is rich. 

The child will be far better off than all of you talking shit on the internet.  Congrats to both of them.

Basically this.

Jan 02 13 08:18 am  Link  Quote 
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-Nicole-
Posts: 19,181
Madison, Wisconsin, US


Congrats to them smile
Jan 02 13 08:34 am  Link  Quote 
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DOUGLASFOTOS
Posts: 8,154
Los Angeles, California, US


What is truly nice about all this...is that Kim and Kayne's new child can look back and find the Vast Video Collections of Ray J, and Kris Humpries and Kanye's...How Mommy got pregnant.....The soon to be Child will be ever grateful for Mommies Movie Moments! Yahoo!


OH snap...I forgot the Reggie Bush years....
Jan 02 13 08:35 am  Link  Quote 
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Little Queenie
Posts: 6,213
Indio, California, US


Michael Kerrek wrote:

I didn't say "easy", or painless, or any number of other things that have your oh-my-god-someone-thinks-giving-birth-is-easy defensiveness all a-twitter.

I said "not noteworthy," and "not an accomplishment", and compared it to another biological function that is routinely carried out without fanfare (unless you're being potty-trained). You hopped on the mommy high-horse too quickly, and dropped your reading comprehension on the way.

Doing something that is done literally thousands of times every day around the globe, and has been happening this way for almost 200,000 years (modern humans)- it is not "impressive" or an "accomplishment".

First of all, I've never given birth but I've witnessed plenty of live births as I'm preparing to have my own. Even before I was pregnant I at least recognized giving birth as being the most physically traumatic experience any person can go through that is a natural process of life. Just because it happens regularly doesn't make it less of an accomplishment. Many women can choose to not have children or to end their pregnancies and many do make that choice. Many women are also opting to have c-sections and many women still die from giving birth.

I think it's rather short sighted for you to tell women that having a child isn't an accomplishment and compare it to having a shit when you can't have a child.

Jan 02 13 10:27 am  Link  Quote 
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