Darren Brade
Posts: 1,547
London, England, United Kingdom
Evie_Wolfe wrote: C/P of message received, with added commentary from moi in brackets. From another site thank god...
I am looking for models to boost my portfolio (fine so far), but since so many of you models are so stuck up you dont answer any message someone told me I have to pay (no-one responding, huh? Seem to be a little more upset than any grown man should be over a couple of unanswered messages, especially for a business proposition), so I want your rates, and if your a stuck up b***h (I blanked the word, not him) and dont pm me back I will put you on my flake list to show everyone I know so you better message back
(Name omitted)
There have also been the obligatory penis shots, invitations to 'Skype together... You know, see where things go', requests to engage in threesomes with couples I do not know and one marriage proposal from a Belizian gentleman who was coming to the UK for training with the British army and wanted to take me back with him.
Sounds like a winner. It had better be, or I'll put you all on my Cadbury's Flake List.
London Fog
Posts: 5,003
London, England, United Kingdom
Anna Adrielle wrote:
I once had a conversation with a very established photographer, who wanted to do a series (with me wearing clothes, so not even nude) with me for a gallery exhibit... and in the middle of the conversation, it went something like this
"so I would like to have the series done in 3 months or so, so that it is ready in time. by the way, would you like to see me masturbate on cam?. Oh and I have found a great stylist for the shoot, it's going to be amazing"
right...
Jeez, there really are some assholes out there! Do these idiots actually believe that a model will agree to this?
Evie_Wolfe wrote: I am looking for models to boost my portfolio (fine so far), but since so many of you models are so stuck up you dont answer any message someone told me I have to pay (no-one responding, huh? Seem to be a little more upset than any grown man should be over a couple of unanswered messages, especially for a business proposition), so I want your rates, and if your a stuck up b***h (I blanked the word, not him) and dont pm me back I will put you on my flake list to show everyone I know so you better message back
(Name omitted)
What an absolute darling. I'd love to work with him someday. If his court mandated anger management courses aren't taking up too much of his time.
Art of the nude wrote: One model showed me a FIRST message she got. Nothing exactly inappropriate, but it just went ON and ON. Like, maybe 10 double spaced pages of text. I mean, I say WAY too much, and ramble a lot, but nothing like that. EVER.
This has happened to me twice. Another time I called a photographer and he kept me on the phone for 3 hours telling me all these ideas he had and things I needed to know before shooting, and then never followed up with me about a date and location. I think he was just lonely and wanted to talk to someone!
A photographer once contacted me offering two versions of a paid nude shoot. One would be for about 100 dollars and be a typical shoot. The other would be an "overnight" shoot in which we would get "hands on" (to put it mildly) for an extra 200 dollars. I reported him and he got banned.
A designer contacted me once and was like "i'm in this turning point in my life and want to capture this by being photographed running naked through the streets. " Lol i sent em my rates and got a reply "i am looking for tfp though, thanks"
Ophelia Eko wrote: A photographer once contacted me offering two versions of a paid nude shoot. One would be for about 100 dollars and be a typical shoot. The other would be an "overnight" shoot in which we would get "hands on" (to put it mildly) for an extra 200 dollars. I reported him and he got banned.
Magnolia Beauty wrote: A designer contacted me once and was like "i'm in this turning point in my life and want to capture this by being photographed running naked through the streets. " Lol i sent em my rates and got a reply "i am looking for tfp though, thanks"
If you were a photographer, this MIGHT have worked, it could be fun images.
But what possible use would a MUA have for such images?
dhp wrote: With all the threads about non-responders I was curious to know what the strangest/funniest initial contact that some models have gotten from photographers who are requesting to shoot with them?
Go!
Here is one,
I luv yer lookie, my mama just baught mE a camra and must youz it to shot preti gurls.... I like gurls .... sPecillay whan they get nakid. I luv you allretty, u make mE tikley inside.
KonstantKarma
Posts: 2,038
Asheville, North Carolina, US
Michael Gaffney wrote:
Here is one,
I luv yer lookie, my mama just baught mE a camra and must youz it to shot preti gurls.... I like gurls .... sPecillay whan they get nakid. I luv you allretty, u make mE tikley inside.
I recently got approached with an offer for a free massage (uhhh, yeah) and some weed if I take nude photos for a guy. I said no- his response was that he will please me and is well hung The first- and weirdest- thing i've come across. NO THANKS!
Thank the heavens he didn't send me any penis pictures!
MelissaAnn wrote: I would have to go back pretty far to find the weirdest ones, but here's a few from the more recent past:
Hi! how are you? what do you think we work future?
If you are and can work in LA. ,I ll be happy to talk to you.
Would love to have my way with you...
I fucking love your images, lets shoot!
You know, if you had just pasted these in the "no replies from models" thread, we'd have all understood right away and it would have saved us all a LOT of time!
Hopefully it's long enough to hold all the characters.
So this guy and his wife are walking on a nude beach in Jamaica, and a local man approaches them. The guy notices that the local man's penis has a "W Y" tattooed on it. They guy says, "Hey, I see you have a 'W Y' tatooed on your penis! So do I, see?" And it's true, he does!
The guy says to the local, "When it's erect, it says "W E N D Y", which is my wife's name. Does yours say "W E N D Y" too?
"No, sir. Mine says, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, HAVE A NICE DAY!"
So this guy and his wife are walking on a nude beach in Jamaica, and a local man approaches them. The guy notices that the local man's penis has a "W Y" tattooed on it. They guy says, "Hey, I see you have a 'W Y' tatooed on your penis! So do I, see?" And it's true, he does!
The guy says to the local, "When it's erect, it says "W E N D Y", which is my wife's name. Does yours say "W E N D Y" too?
"No, sir. Mine says, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, HAVE A NICE DAY!"
I had replied to a casting call for an artistic nude shoot. After some communication I was asked if "I would mind having fake cum on my breast". I was assured the picture would still be classy and artistic. Yeah right...nothing says class and artistic like fake cum.
KonstantKarma
Posts: 2,038
Asheville, North Carolina, US
FiveOne November wrote:
So this guy and his wife are walking on a nude beach in Jamaica, and a local man approaches them. The guy notices that the local man's penis has a "W Y" tattooed on it. They guy says, "Hey, I see you have a 'W Y' tatooed on your penis! So do I, see?" And it's true, he does!
The guy says to the local, "When it's erect, it says "W E N D Y", which is my wife's name. Does yours say "W E N D Y" too?
"No, sir. Mine says, "WELCOME TO JAMAICA, MON, HAVE A NICE DAY!"
I just had a photographer that wanted to see pictures of all my shoes... Me wearing them. It wasnt even for a fetish shoot. Yeahhhhh no. Thankfully that's the weirdest I've had.
Been recently trying to plan a shoot with this guy for over a month...no name, no cell #or any other info besides MM. Wanted to shoot yesterday, I accepted the time and asked him to confirm and gave him my cell....no response, no shoot.
vbabe wrote: Been recently trying to plan a shoot with this guy for over a month...no name, no cell #or any other info besides MM. Wanted to shoot yesterday, I accepted the time and asked him to confirm and gave him my cell....no response, no shoot.
I was picking a model up from her house and while I was in the drive way she was skateboarding out of the garage to my truck. She lost her balance and fell on the ground, lifted up her arm and it was BROKEN!! like gross broken. she got up and back inside, tried calling her and waited for like 5 minutes and then drove off.
Second.
I was talking with a model through text after messaging her and figuring stuff out. It was the night of my brothers birthday and she asked what I was doing. She then invited herself to the bar we were at, got shit faced and then kept texting me how "bad she wanted to do me"
I never talked to her again.
The first- and weirdest- thing i've come across. NO THANKS!
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