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AKA - I feel sorry for every pretty girl on facebook. I... as a male photographer... get this message (or similar) about 15 times per week, I cannot imagine how bad it is for actual girls who are pretty, and not 30 year old dudes with a beard. eventually... they all ask for a nude picture... though I feel dirty when my google image search automatically fills in "giant cock" - they have NO idea what is happening... and their responses are WORTH IT ALL! "I love ur pics" really? "ya, want to see more, your nude pics are lovely" --- my nude pics? are you sure you know what you're talking about? "yes my love - they are beautiful" --- oh really? "yeah... I was amazed to see the beauty of your body" --- .... you want a nude pic? "yes i want" --- BAM BIGGEST DICPIC I COULD FIND!!!! Feb 20 13 11:43 pm Link -JAY- wrote: link? Feb 20 13 11:45 pm Link The Space Cowboy wrote: no... just no... skinny white dude with like a 14" dong - this guy still doesn't get it. Feb 20 13 11:48 pm Link are you a men - obviously... hence the giant dick Feb 20 13 11:50 pm Link hhahahahahh There's a photographer here in San Diego that plays along with those and then post the convo on his FB page. You know, sorta like "Well, I've never been with a dude before but I've been thinking about giving it a whirl . . . . what do you mean you're not interested? A minute ago you wanted to fuck me in the ass? Are you some kinda sissy . . . .?" It's funny as hell. Feb 20 13 11:53 pm Link "i think you're the woman" .... shit's about to get real weird in here. Feb 20 13 11:55 pm Link . Feb 20 13 11:55 pm Link -JAY- wrote: HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA Feb 20 13 11:57 pm Link Haha I think every guy should have to do this - just so they appreciate what it's like  Feb 21 13 12:03 am Link Kelly Kooper wrote: I am NOT googling big peen pics! Feb 21 13 12:04 am Link -JAY- wrote: I think you're the woman Feb 21 13 12:05 am Link Find an equine dick pic to send him. Feb 21 13 12:07 am Link Small Fruit Pits wrote: NO!!! ALL THE SKINNY WHITE DUDES WITH GIANT DICKS@!@#@#@#!@!@!@#@! Feb 21 13 12:08 am Link ah you suck ---- why? i am not homesex, you understand? ---- but you wanted to see me naked? yes but i want a women ---- then why are you asking a man for nude pictures of himself? Feb 21 13 12:14 am Link I think before I talk to women --- why is that? because i see your profile photo is women --- because I am a photographer of women, like I said in my first message it turns out that your model --- no. I am a photographer yes.. i knew --- huh...? so may I ask you a model nude photo --- ... i sent those already. dude is dense? Another dicpic? Feb 21 13 12:19 am Link hahhahahhahahhahah Feb 21 13 12:20 am Link -JAY- wrote: i don't remember giving you permission to use any of my self-portraits. Feb 21 13 12:21 am Link -JAY- wrote: Naaaw, change it up...maybe hairy balls! Feb 21 13 12:22 am Link PhotographybyT wrote: substitule "big" for 'gigantic - huge- massive" --- i had to get inventive to find the right ones. Feb 21 13 12:22 am Link BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA - HE STILL HASN'T GOT IT!!!!! (continuation of above) yes.. i knew --- huh...? so may I ask you a model nude photo --- ... i sent those already. (since above) ok how long?? --- about 10 and a half inches, why? Feb 21 13 12:24 am Link -JAY- wrote: Okay...I get the picture. Now I'm going to have to google boobs or something just to clear my mind! (lol) Feb 21 13 12:25 am Link --- about 10 and a half inches, why? nothing.. send as soon as possible --- what do you want this time? yes --- another nude pic? yes BAM ---- WHAT IS THIS... THE FOURTH MASSIVE DICK? Feb 21 13 12:26 am Link --- (from above) another nude pic? passably --- you want another nude picture.... of me.... yes i do MY GOOGLE IMAGES OF GIANT PENISES IS RUNNING OUT!!!!! Feb 21 13 12:27 am Link *blink blink* Feb 21 13 02:04 am Link Jay, I've got a couple lying around somewhere...I could send them to you, if you want.  Feb 21 13 04:15 am Link You need to chat with Jen You could send dick pics for the rest of your life and not go through her stash Feb 21 13 05:10 am Link That is why I don't post photos that are even remotely sexy on Facebook. I don't care if people think I'm homely, at least I don't have to send out vengeful dick pics. Feb 21 13 05:31 am Link Sounds like you're talking with a bot programmed by someone who speaks English as a second language… Feb 21 13 06:15 am Link I get that all the time, when people think i'm my avatar. Usually I just correct them, then they disappear. Funny that they go further with you! At least its free entertainment  Feb 21 13 08:24 am Link Why do I never get these messages? What am I doing wrong? Feb 21 13 09:14 am Link Death of Field wrote: Yes! Feb 21 13 10:51 am Link Oh, my word... This has given the the biggest laugh I've had yet today. Absolutely wonderful!!! Feb 21 13 11:42 am Link Feb 21 13 12:34 pm Link one word...goatse Feb 22 13 09:09 am Link Eye of Sicari wrote: O.o Feb 22 13 09:14 am Link Maybe the dude is drunk. Feb 22 13 09:34 am Link So, you gonna fuck this guy or what? Feb 22 13 09:36 am Link How can anyone be that stupid?! Has he asked for your panties yet? You could send him boxers Feb 22 13 07:07 pm Link Eye of Sicari wrote: Oh god. Brain bleach for the mental image, please! Feb 22 13 08:40 pm Link I know I'm a day late, but this was great, thanks Feb 22 13 11:22 pm Link |
