AKA - I feel sorry for every pretty girl on facebook.
I... as a male photographer... get this message (or similar) about 15 times per week, I cannot imagine how bad it is for actual girls who are pretty, and not 30 year old dudes with a beard.
eventually... they all ask for a nude picture... though I feel dirty when my google image search automatically fills in "giant cock" - they have NO idea what is happening... and their responses are WORTH IT ALL!
"I love ur pics"
really?
"ya, want to see more, your nude pics are lovely"
--- my nude pics? are you sure you know what you're talking about?
"yes my love - they are beautiful"
--- oh really?
"yeah... I was amazed to see the beauty of your body"
--- .... you want a nude pic?
"yes i want"
--- BAM BIGGEST DICPIC I COULD FIND!!!!
no... just no... skinny white dude with like a 14" dong - this guy still doesn't get it.
hahahaa
i want you
not him
... huh?
come on.. please
come on pretty
that's me
you asked for a nude pic. I took that this morning
yes i did
yeah. and I sent a nude pic. You like my cock?
There's a photographer here in San Diego that plays along with those and then post the convo on his FB page. You know, sorta like "Well, I've never been with a dude before but I've been thinking about giving it a whirl . . . . what do you mean you're not interested? A minute ago you wanted to fuck me in the ass? Are you some kinda sissy . . . .?"
-JAY- wrote: .... shit's about to get real weird in here.
I think you're the woman
----why is that?
----I have a dick, I'm touching it right now, just thinking about you thinking about me naked.
----do you like how I am rubbing my cock thinking about you?
yes means that the model naked woman you, yes
----Yes. I photographed that naked woman.
Do you still keep their original nude photo?
----I have all the originals, they're all mine
----do you want another nude pic... I can take one right now?
may i see it??
----want a picture of me touching myself?
yes, i want nude photo
---- BAM!!! ANOTHER GIGANTIC WHITE DUDE DICK
ah you suck
---- why?
i am not homesex, you understand?
---- but you wanted to see me naked?
yes but i want a women
---- then why are you asking a man for nude pictures of himself?
I think before I talk to women
--- why is that?
because i see your profile photo is women
--- because I am a photographer of women, like I said in my first message
it turns out that your model
--- no. I am a photographer
yes.. i knew
--- huh...?
so may I ask you a model nude photo
--- ... i sent those already.
yes.. i knew
--- huh...?
so may I ask you a model nude photo
--- ... i sent those already.
(since above)
ok
how long??
--- about 10 and a half inches, why?
Koryn Locke
Posts: 31,850
Boston, Massachusetts, US
That is why I don't post photos that are even remotely sexy on Facebook. I don't care if people think I'm homely, at least I don't have to send out vengeful dick pics.
I get that all the time, when people think i'm my avatar. Usually I just correct them, then they disappear. Funny that they go further with you! At least its free entertainment
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