Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

https://cdn.meme.li/i/og7xx.jpg

That'll be $6, please.

Sep 02 13 12:05 pm Link

Photographer

SPRINGHEEL

Posts: 38224

Detroit, Michigan, US

Thats the most beautiful thing this site has ever produced



Might as well close it all down now

Sep 02 13 12:07 pm Link

Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
Thats the most beautiful thing this site has ever produced



Might as well close it all down now

No, wait, there's more!  For another $1000, we'll tell you how to keep it there!

Now how much would pay?!

Sep 02 13 12:10 pm Link

Photographer

Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

SPRINGHEEL  wrote:
Thats the most beautiful thing this site has ever produced



Might as well close it all down now

This - is amazing - Epic.

III'm just so emotional right now. - That is  - - I just don't have the words

If I send 12 bucks is the extra shipping hand handling charge included?

Never mind - I'll just send a 20.  The OP is a true
https://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/100824/16/4c74576225b05.jpg

Sep 02 13 12:15 pm Link

Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

Vintagevista wrote:
Never mind - I'll just send a 20.

We'll take it.  Guy needs a royalty check.

Sep 02 13 12:21 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

Bestselling in China, where experimental essays originated.

That's the true history of the cutthroat world of politics, fashion and global corporate warfare.

Sep 02 13 12:24 pm Link

Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

kickfight wrote:
Bestselling in China, where experimental essays originated.

I thought "experimental esses" originated south of the border.

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3629/3379301614_670b9d7dac_z.jpg

Sep 02 13 12:35 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

kickfight wrote:
Bestselling in China, where experimental essays originated.

Lumatic wrote:
I thought "experimental esses" originated south of the border.

Those are the orthodox, canonical, source esses.

Experimental esses are hybridized in the field.

https://www-tc.pbs.org/itvs/fightfields/images/timeline-stamp.jpg

Now I want to write an experimental essay about experimental esses. Don't judge. It's better than picking lettuce all day long.

Sep 02 13 12:42 pm Link

Photographer

Lumatic

Posts: 13750

Brooklyn, New York, US

kickfight wrote:

Those are the orthodox, canonical, source esses.

Experimental esses are hybridized in the field.

https://www-tc.pbs.org/itvs/fightfields/images/timeline-stamp.jpg

Now I want to write an experimental essay about experimental esses. Don't judge. It's better than picking lettuce all day long.

I dunno man, that's coming awfully close to playing God.  You're messing with the very DNA of an essay there.  You write that and next thing you know, there's esses running around China with lettuce heads up their butts instead of penises, and that's just a world of abomination right there.  Somebody tells them to pull their head out of their ass, and they sit down and start eating lunch.  Where does it end?

Sep 02 13 01:01 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

Lumatic wrote:
I dunno man, that's coming awfully close to playing God.

"playing"?

https://thinman.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/arkadin-playing-god2.jpg

Sep 02 13 01:47 pm Link

Model

Dea and the Beast

Posts: 4796

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

Lumatic wrote:
https://cdn.meme.li/i/og7xx.jpg

That'll be $6, please.

Is that detachable?

Sep 03 13 02:44 am Link

Photographer

Lawrence Guy

Posts: 17716

San Diego Country Estates, California, US

I can't tell you how proud I am of this thread.








/No, really. I just... can't.

Sep 03 13 03:35 am Link

Model

Dea and the Beast

Posts: 4796

Saint Petersburg, Florida, US

It's a quality thread, this.

( do we know yet what Mr.DelusionsOfGrandeur had? Cause I'm gonna want me summa dat!)

Sep 03 13 03:43 am Link

Photographer

Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Hang on, lemme write this down.....




take....my penis....out of......my butt



Oh wow, I'm feeling more successful already!"




And that ladies and gentlemen - was for FREE - just for participating in the thread...

But, WAIT there's more....

(Image how awesome the product will be, when you pay your 6 bucks - if you get a gem like that for free - what a value!)*





*Shipping and handling not included - not available in Colorado, Utah and Maine

Sep 03 13 08:50 am Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

https://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu303/tlatlatecolotl/ogrpp2_zps8458665b.jpg

Sep 03 13 11:14 am Link

Photographer

Chicchowmein

Posts: 14585

Palm Beach, Florida, US

kickfight wrote:

kickfight wrote:
Bestselling in China, where experimental essays originated.

Those are the orthodox, canonical, source esses.

Experimental esses are hybridized in the field.

https://www-tc.pbs.org/itvs/fightfields/images/timeline-stamp.jpg

Now I want to write an experimental essay about experimental esses. Don't judge. It's better than picking lettuce all day long.

Who you callin esse?

Don't you know I'm loco?

Sep 03 13 03:17 pm Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

Chicchowmein wrote:
Who you callin esse?

Don't you know I'm loco?

borat

Sep 03 13 04:27 pm Link

Model

Alabaster Crowley

Posts: 8283

Tucson, Arizona, US

Sep 04 13 01:42 pm Link

Photographer

Robb Mann

Posts: 12327

Baltimore, Maryland, US

Hmm, Am I failing at life?

Lets see, I seem to have a pulse, and Im breathing. Which is good, cause you certainly dont want zombies in the forums. Or do you?

Sep 08 13 09:54 am Link

Photographer

kickfight

Posts: 35054

Portland, Oregon, US

OMG OMG OMG guess who's back on the forums? big_smile

Apr 16 15 11:15 am Link

Photographer

Vintagevista

Posts: 11804

Sun City, California, US

Let's discuss!!!

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Apr 16 15 07:41 pm Link