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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
The one I met on Tuesday was pretty cool, but there wasn't really much physical "chemistry." Okay, there was absolutely none. The one I met yesterday was creepy, and I'm pretty sure he's going to rape someone someday. Or go to jail for stalking. Or maybe kill puppies. The one I met today was so awesome, my jaded self keeps trying to convince me that there HAS to be some catch. Some secret insanity, lurking just below the surface. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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Schlake
Posts: 2935
Socorro, New Mexico, US
Dating only happens to the robots who walk around amongst us. Real people don't ever get to.
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Paolo D Photography
Posts: 11502
San Francisco, California, US
Koryn wrote: The one I met on Tuesday was pretty cool, but there wasn't really much physical "chemistry." Okay, there was absolutely none. Someday, when my GF leaves me, I want to go on an awkward friend-date with you. You have all these cool adventures, makes a guy wanna be part of the collateral damage. We could totally get drinks and stare at eachother across the table, and I could think "wow this girl is way more granola in person than she seems from her MM posts." and you can be like "well, hes super nicer in person, but I don't share any of the same interests. I wonder if he's gay?" At least we could reminisce about being teenagers at the end of the 90's and then talk gossip about other MM members to kill time. Then we could not even hold hands, but at least you got a free meal and some drinks. What more could a girl want?!?
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Paolo Diavolo wrote: At least we could reminisce about being teenagers at the end of the 90's and then talk gossip about other MM members to kill time. Hell, yes!!
Paolo Diavolo wrote: Then we could not even hold hands, but at least you got a free meal and some drinks. Well, we could hold hands if you wanted, but I prefer to link arms and skip down the street.
Paolo Diavolo wrote: What more could a girl want?!? To link arms, and skip down the street.
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Paolo D Photography
Posts: 11502
San Francisco, California, US
Koryn wrote: To link arms, and skip down the street. I would link arms and skip so hard with you.
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Vintagevista
Posts: 11804
Sun City, California, US
Paolo Diavolo wrote: Someday, when my GF leaves me, I want to go on an awkward friend-date with you. You have all these cool adventures, makes a guy wanna be part of the collateral damage. We could totally get drinks and stare at eachother across the table, and I could think "wow this girl is way more granola in person than she seems from her MM posts." and you can be like "well, hes super nicer in person, but I don't share any of the same interests. I wonder if he's gay?" At least we could reminisce about being teenagers at the end of the 90's and then talk gossip about other MM members to kill time. Then we could not even hold hands, but at least you got a free meal and some drinks. What more could a girl want?!? *nominates for "top 10 posts in MM history"* ^^^
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Paolo Diavolo wrote: I would link arms and skip so hard with you. Can we also emulate the Ministry of Funny Walks? Linked arms, of course.
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Paolo D Photography
Posts: 11502
San Francisco, California, US
Koryn wrote: Can we also emulate the Ministry of Funny Walks? Linked arms, of course. oh?!? I dunno if I'm ready for that already. usually, I wait until at least the 3rd date. Not trying to get a bad rep as being 'easy'. Just in case we can't resist our urges, I'l bring my bowler hat. I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Paolo Diavolo wrote: oh?!? I dunno if I'm ready for that already. usually, I wait until at least the 3rd date. Not trying to get a bad rep as being 'easy'. Just in case we can't resist our urges, I'l bring my bowler hat. I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.
You are correct in that Funny Walks are much more intimate than just linked arms skipping. Some people need a higher level of emotional trust and bonds to enter into that level of friend-dates. I totally understand if you aren't going to be ready for awhile.
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Paolo D Photography
Posts: 11502
San Francisco, California, US
Koryn wrote: You are correct in that Funny Walks are much more intimate than just linked arms skipping. Some people need a higher level of emotional trust and bonds to enter into that level of friend-dates. I totally understand if you aren't going to be ready for awhile. I wish more women would understand men like you do.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
:sigh: At least you get bad dates. I don't get ANY dates, other than my FWB, and all he is is a FWB.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
DivaEroticus wrote: :sigh: At least you get bad dates. I don't get ANY dates, other than my FWB, and all he is is a FWB. If it wasn't for the interwebz, I wouldn't have any at all. I don't just meet people out in the "real world," like I used to when I was younger. I have to go through the interwebz. I'm very good at writing kitschy profiles. I don't even really post pictures on them, just a picture of my face, and write some really funny shit about something dumb, and my inbox blows up.
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Shadow Dancer
Posts: 9777
Bellingham, Washington, US
Koryn wrote: If it wasn't for the interwebz, I wouldn't have any at all. I don't just meet people out in the "real world," like I used to when I was younger. I have to go through the interwebz. I'm very good at writing kitschy profiles. I don't even really post pictures on them, just a picture of my face, and write some really funny shit about something dumb, and my inbox blows up.
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Isis22
Posts: 3557
Muncie, Indiana, US
I have had the same experience. No chemistry, lots of chemistry, and some plain creepy. The creepiest have been from POF and they say very inappropriate things with not so much as a hello. I meet very few because I can usually spot the ones I won't like. It's been from too many years of experience with online dating.
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Only one way to find out. When's the second date?
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Lumatic wrote: Only one way to find out. When's the second date? Soon, I hope. Apparently, he's already told his parents about me. That's like... okay... not what I was expecting, but cool... Maybe.
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: Soon, I hope. Apparently, he's already told his parents about me. That's like... okay... not what I was expecting, but cool... Maybe. Whoa. Yeah, that's a bit... quick. Then again, maybe he just thought you were that awesome, maybe?
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Lumatic wrote: Whoa. Yeah, that's a bit... quick. Then again, maybe he just thought you were that awesome, maybe? Let's hope this is the case.
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: Let's hope this is the case. Yeah, I'm brightsiding it.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
I just expect everyone to be a complete nutcase. ...especially considering two of my friends have sent me text messages within the past 48 hours, saying they want to kill themselves. I've learned to ignore it by now.
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Vintagevista
Posts: 11804
Sun City, California, US
Koryn wrote: Soon, I hope. Apparently, he's already told his parents about me. That's like... okay... not what I was expecting, but cool... Maybe. *quietly faxes cancellation note to skywriter pilot - and sidles away innocently*
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: I just expect everyone to be a complete nutcase. ...especially considering two of my friends have sent me text messages within the past 48 hours, saying they want to kill themselves. I've learned to ignore it by now. WHAT. Do they do that sort of thing a lot?
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Lumatic wrote: WHAT. Do they do that sort of thing a lot? I'm not sure. I decided a few months ago that I needed to make a concerted effort to get out of the house, make more friends, and meet some people. I made a few new friends. Apparently, two of them are suicidal. I tried to tell you guys people in Boston were either (A) totally fucking crazy, or (B) heroin addicts, and no one would believe me. It's something in the gene pool.
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: I'm not sure. I decided a few months ago that I needed to make a concerted effort to get out of the house, make more friends, and meet some people. I made a few new friends. Apparently, two of them are suicidal. I tried to tell you guys people in Boston were either (A) totally fucking crazy, or (B) heroin addicts, and no one would believe me. It's something in the gene pool. So they're still a few tea leaves short of a cup, eh?
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Solas
Posts: 10390
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Just use mm like the rest of the site, free and you likely already have mutual lifestyle interests Thats the thing with dating..finding someone who is interested is one thing but making it last I find the secret is finding someone who gets your lifestyle really well. Or lives it themselves Only ever heard one success story from any of these profile sites Heard many many more success stories from MM. Or similar sites which are based on interest rather than "singles finding someone" which screams "run" all on its own
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Lumatic wrote: So they're still a few tea leaves short of a cup, eh? At least the text messaging suicidal people, yes. I think this sort of stuff is why I stayed an extreme loner for so long. I just ... don't...understand...people...
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Lumatic
Posts: 13750
Brooklyn, New York, US
Koryn wrote: At least the text messaging suicidal people, yes. I think this sort of stuff is why I stayed an extreme loner for so long. I just ... don't...understand...people... We can be like they are... Oh wait, wrong thread.
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MerrillMedia
Posts: 8736
New Orleans, Louisiana, US
I invented the internet. I invented dating too. I didn't invent internet dating. I was too busy posting on Model Mayhem.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Solas wrote: Just use mm like the rest of the site, free and you likely already have mutual lifestyle interests Thats the thing with dating..finding someone who is interested is one thing but making it last I find the secret is finding someone who gets your lifestyle really well. Or lives it themselves Only ever heard one success story from any of these profile sites Heard many many more success stories from MM. Or similar sites which are based on interest rather than "singles finding someone" which screams "run" all on its own I use this, and other internet networking resources, to MAKE A LIVING. There was a time when I mixed work and pleasure. That time is long gone.
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Laura UnBound
Posts: 28745
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I only ever wound up on one date with someone from the internet. She seemed really cool but I never heard from her again, so I guess I was the weirdo. I think looking for women is a lot different than looking for men. The messages I got from women weren't too weird, just most weren't what I was looking for. Men still messaged me doing the whole "I think I'm an exception to the rule" bullshit, but nothing terribly weird. I'm sure it would have been very different if I'd been looking for men.
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MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 3102
Galveston, Texas, US
Koryn wrote: I'm not sure. I decided a few months ago that I needed to make a concerted effort to get out of the house, make more friends, and meet some people. I made a few new friends. Apparently, two of them are suicidal. I tried to tell you guys people in Boston were either (A) totally fucking crazy, or (B) heroin addicts, and no one would believe me. It's something in the gene pool. I believed you. :shrug: guess I'm no one.
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BeatnikDiva
Posts: 14859
Fayetteville, Arkansas, US
Solas wrote: Just use mm like the rest of the site, free and you likely already have mutual lifestyle interests Thats the thing with dating..finding someone who is interested is one thing but making it last I find the secret is finding someone who gets your lifestyle really well. Or lives it themselves Only ever heard one success story from any of these profile sites Heard many many more success stories from MM. Or similar sites which are based on interest rather than "singles finding someone" which screams "run" all on its own Are you suggesting MM is a dating site?
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MesmerEyes Photography
Posts: 3102
Galveston, Texas, US
DivaEroticus wrote: Are you suggesting MM is a dating site? Ssssshhhhhhh. Don't say that.
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Model Sarah
Posts: 40987
Columbus, Ohio, US
Oh man internet dating is the best. I'm pretty good at sizing people up on the internet so the majority of people that were interested in me were 1. engineers 2. computer IT guys 3. doormats (guys who were in relationships with controlling or narcissistic women) 4. salesmen. The people I had the most fun with reading their profiles were "writers" "poets"...they're using the profiles to write them into appearing to be awesome but really they're just crazy. The rest I noticed were socially awkward, insecure, or just this side of throwing their feces at the wall. Luckily I only went out with 2-3 people (an engineer, an IT guy and a doormat) and by the 4th one, I met Zach (sales). 3 1/2 years later we're still together. So...basically just be picky and look at it like a social experiment and you can find someone interesting or at least tell some great stories!
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
MesmerEyes Photography wrote: I believed you. :shrug: guess I'm no one. You are someone. I like you a lot. I like all you guys. I wish we could use the magic of teh interwebz to teleport to each other, so we could actually hang out, like normal friends do.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
I met another one - a high school science teacher my own age. I normally love science dudes, but this one wasn't nearly as interesting to talk to as they often are, and his hairline was seriously receding. At 31, that's probably a bad sign. Also, he would say things about his students like, "You know, these kids nowadays!" Nope, I don't know. Kids are kids. We were also really bad, immoral, reckless and oversexed as teens. And so were our parents, their parents, our parents' parents' parents'. I wanted to be like, "Get off mah lawwwwwn!!" but I didn't. The one from Saturday (who told me he'd already told his mom about me) has texted me the past two nights, just to say "good night." I'm not sure if that's genuine sweetness, or just a game to get in my pants faster. I have to admit, it's ridiculously charming.
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Model Sarah
Posts: 40987
Columbus, Ohio, US
Koryn wrote: I met another one - a high school science teacher my own age. I normally love science dudes, but this one wasn't nearly as interesting to talk to as they often are, and his hairline was seriously receding. At 31, that's probably a bad sign. Also, he would say things about his students like, "You know, these kids nowadays!" Nope, I don't know. Kids are kids. We were also really bad, immoral, reckless and oversexed as teens. And so were our parents, their parents, our parents' parents' parents'. I wanted to be like, "Get off mah lawwwwwn!!" but I didn't. The one from Saturday (who told me he'd already told his mom about me) has texted me the past two nights, just to say "good night." I'm not sure if that's genuine sweetness, or just a game to get in my pants faster. I have to admit, it's ridiculously charming. Most people aren't that smart so he's probably being genuine. Though that would freak me out a little. Too soon stuff is always a small red flag to me.
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Model Sarah wrote: ...and by the 4th one, I met Zach (sales). 3 1/2 years later we're still together. ... The fact he is a salesman has anything/something to do with snagging and keeping you ?
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Bobby C
Posts: 2696
Bangkok, Bangkok, Thailand
Koryn wrote: .... The one from Saturday (who told me he'd already told his mom about me) has texted me the past two nights, just to say "good night." I'm not sure if that's genuine sweetness, or just a game to get in my pants faster. I have to admit, it's ridiculously charming. 3...2...1... and BAM, he is in your pants.
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Koryn
Posts: 39496
Boston, Massachusetts, US
Model Sarah wrote: Too soon stuff is always a small red flag to me. In most other situations, I would agree strongly. And with the one I met Friday night (the creepy one), it definitely was. He got defensive that I was talking to other random people at the social event we went to, was oddly possessive even though we didn't really know each other at all, and was all touchy-feely, and was saying, "But, I want to be with you," even though all I could say was, "I just met you two hours ago." That shit was weird ^^^. Noooo. NOOOOOOO. I have a feeling that the charming one is just one of those super enthusiastic people, who is very exuberant, and lacks the sort of social filters for appearing reserved, that most of us have learned how to put up so as not to be "uncool" around people we meet, and like a lot. Especially people who grew up in the 90s. I think we have a tendency to be kind of deadpan, nonchalant, and unimpressible people, with a more indifferent way of communicating with each other. That seemed to be the cultural milieu when we were developing social skills, and showing a lot of enthusiasm for anything or anyone was a total social disgrace. Some 90s people never developed those non-skills.
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