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Model Mayhem #:
1743552
Last Activity:
May 08, 2015
Experience:
Experienced
Compensation:
Depends on Assignment
Shoot Nudes:
No
Joined:
Jun 29, 2010
Age:
50
Height:
5' 9"
Weight:
122 lbs
Bust:
34"
Waist:
24"
Hips:
37"
Cup:
DD
Dress:
4
Shoe:
8.0
Ethnicity:
Skin Color:
White
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Eye Color:
Brown
Hair Length:
Long
Hair Color:
Blonde
Tattoos:
n/a
Piercings:
n/a

About Me

I'm a fat man in a model body. By all rights I should look like Chris Farley, but, alas, 2 kids and countless 5 Guys Burgers later, I've still got the skinny. As a result, I am the least judgmental person you will ever meet. I remain astonished every passing day that I haven't ballooned into Jabba the Hut. In contrast, I think people who spend hours at the gym every day and starve themselves end up having a lot of anger and resentment toward people who can have cheez whiz whenever they want. Understandable. Cheez whiz is pretty freakin awesome.


"Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day."~Robert Fulghum

P.S.- I'm married, yes, happily. Please don't ask me for a date.

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