Seems like anything I write here I read a few days later and realize it is dumb. But I write it anyways... "Why do things that only happen to stupid people keep happening to me" - Homer Simpson

TRYING TO GET TO COLORADO NOW TO SEE A DOC TO FIX MY BACK

If Doc gives the go-ahead I'll be traveling to Denver then to a Clinic I believe is in ASPEN. Area is really beautiful. If appointment get confirmed I will need a traveling companion to help me get there (I can not drive right now). If you are interested in lining up shoots while I'm laid up with Hospital Crap... read on.

I'm looking for someone (An Adult who is responsible and can take care of themselves and most importantly is RELIABLE). Must have the ability to rent a car (Which I will pay for of course). I will also pay airfare, hotel, food... and whatever stipend I can afford.

While I'm checked into the Hospital you'll be on your own. I'll probaby have to stay 2 or 3 days after checking out to recover. This could actually run up to 10 to 12 days if the Doctor requires me to stay before leaving for home. All my relatives live out of State and I am pretty much on my own on this one as there are no local Doctors with the skillset to fix someone elses mistakes here in the PNW.

Probably will not be happening until August. Contact me here via email if you might be interested. I Usually Fly Non-Stop Alaska and it's a 2+ Hour Flight.

I can not Drive right now and they will not let me check myself into or out of the Hospital. The good news is only 1 out of 400 that I die on the Table so there is a really good chance you won't have to worry about being stuck there :)

I am a non-smoker, non-drinker (i know no fun right?). But I do take a butt load of Oxy right now so I'm basically semi-comatose most of the time. But I don't snore :P

PS: I have surgical masks and nitrile gloves aplenty!

THIS CRAP BELOW IS JUST MY OWN MORAL NONSENSE
If you think you want to Shoot some Porn please first watch "Hot Girls Wanted"... it's from Rashida Jones and came out in about 2015. You should be able to find it on Netflix. If after you see that and you still think you want to do it... well just sayin'. No one has taken me up on it so far.

I'm not interested in taking pictures of butts... I'm interested in faces, emotions, expressions and to be honest boobs... I do like that.

“The Great Photographs, the one that really kicks, the one that make your heart skip, those are occasional events, even after you’ve been doing it awhile” – Joe McNally

"You are going to fail, more than you succeed; but you have to embrace that." - Joe McNally

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” - Maya Angelou

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