area291 wrote:
Blame it on Elvis.  Has there really been anyone else that has oozed his cool?

"If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
-- Johnny Carson

Ever see Bubba Ho Tep?

Crazy Benny wrote:
What is Ubersexual?

1. A male who is similar to a metrosexual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class - leaving no doubt as to his sexual orientation



Since when did we decide that one of the qualities attributed to a man was class? Where's Isabel when I need her..........Isabel, they're telling funny jokes about men in here, they say that a traditional manly quality is class! You gotta love a man with a scence of humor!

johnnycrosslin wrote:
someone who has a sexual preference for Ubers.

LMAO

bob cooley wrote:
See, and I have seen far too many men that are just Trisexuals

(that is they will Try anthing to get sex)

Usually these guys have a favorite sexual position...

it is on his knees begging for it

(ahh... an onslaught of readers digest quality jokes) ;-)

/bob

oh well, that's better than being a buysexual

bob cooley wrote:
See, and I have seen far too many men that are just Trisexuals

(that is they will Try anthing to get sex)

Usually these guys have a favorite sexual position...

it is on his knees begging for it

(ahh... an onslaught of readers digest quality jokes) ;-)

/bob

Trisexual LOL

DawnElizabeth Moderator wrote:
OOOHHhhhhhhhhh!


I though you said:

UDOsexual.....my bad.....I was excited for a quick minute. Never seen that side of him.

I had to read your comment twice, the first time I thought it said UNOsexual

Crazy Benny wrote:
1. A male who is similar to a metrosexual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class

So you're saying Metrosexuals don't display confidence, strength or class?

Huh!

I can assure you that my Manicurist sees my strength when I don't cry during Steels Magnolias..Sorry was that to harsh?...

Crazy Benny wrote:
I think it means that an Uber does not act or seem gay and a Metro does act or seem gay

i dont know about that.. lol!  everyone calls me metrosexual but i dont act or seem gay.  i like getting manicures and pedicures and looking good. 

i guess im uber then!!

Crazy Benny wrote:
What is Ubersexual?

1. A male who is similar to a metrosexual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and class - leaving no doubt as to his sexual orientation

2. A ubersexual is a straight guy similar to a metrosexual but displays the atributes of a definently striaght guy so that there is no question about his sexuality.

3.One whom draws others into their supersexually motivated paradyme through intellectual or physical prowess. Beyond normal accepted concept of sex. Universal "humanitarian" exploitation of ones' sexual preference in a propagandic way. Manipulation of media and events using sexual semantics and behaviors.

4.über meaning 'above' in german also english translation is 'Very' or 'Super' which means that ubersexual would stand for Super-sexual/Very-sexual implying that the user is extremely
horny.

You mean most anyone who isn't Michael Jackson?

Monsante Bey wrote:
What ever happened to just being a man.

Because everyone has to have a label!  It's not good enough anymore for someone to just be their own person. . .

Inferi wrote:

Because everyone has to have a label!  It's not good enough anymore for someone to just be their own person. . .

I guess I wear the "respected asshole" label well, then.

dialicious wrote:
I was reading some article that described Donald Trump as an Übersexual.
Donald Trump... sexual?

So funny, I heard the same thing on Fox News.  Yeah right!

What they meant to say is that his bank accont his ubersexual.