Forums > Off-Topic Discussion > Double your pleasure, double your fun?

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Jimmy Mayfield

Posts: 315

Wake Forest, North Carolina, US

If more than one mouse is mice, & more than one louse is lice, then isn't more than one spouse spice?

Nov 10 05 08:42 pm Link

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MarkMarek

Posts: 2211

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Hahahaha, love it tongue

Nov 10 05 08:45 pm Link

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Jimmy Mayfield

Posts: 315

Wake Forest, North Carolina, US

but then .... thinking about it a little longer .... it occurs to me that bigamy carries with it a built in punishment ..... TWO mother-in-laws!!!!

Nov 10 05 08:47 pm Link

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angelavasquez

Posts: 844

Murrieta, California, US

I guess if your spouse is cool with it...

Nov 10 05 08:47 pm Link

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area291

Posts: 2525

Calabasas, California, US

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

--Oscar Wilde

Nov 10 05 08:47 pm Link

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Jimmy Mayfield

Posts: 315

Wake Forest, North Carolina, US

Last time ... I got married by a judge .... maybe I shoulda asked for a jury!

Nov 10 05 08:49 pm Link

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cookie monster

Posts: 132

Alamo Heights, Texas, US

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

Nov 10 05 08:59 pm Link

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Jimmy Mayfield

Posts: 315

Wake Forest, North Carolina, US

and if vegetarians eat vegetables ... what do humanitarians eat? OMG!

Nov 10 05 09:06 pm Link

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StMarc

Posts: 2959

Chicago, Illinois, US

"Congress is trying to get rid of the 'marriage penalty.' At least, the tax one. We all know what the *real* marriage penalty is...

... no oral sex."

--- Bill Maher

Hee hee hee.

M

Nov 10 05 09:09 pm Link

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Jimmy Mayfield

Posts: 315

Wake Forest, North Carolina, US

StMarc wrote:
"Congress is trying to get rid of the 'marriage penalty.' At least, the tax one. We all know what the *real* marriage penalty is...

... no oral sex."

--- Bill Maher

Hee hee hee.

M

you said a mouthful!

Nov 10 05 09:11 pm Link

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flnative

Posts: 377

Jimmy Mayfield wrote:
If more than one mouse is mice, & more than one louse is lice, then isn't more than one spouse spice?

One....is PLENTY!

Nov 11 05 11:56 am Link