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San Jose, California, US

My woodchuck chucks enough wood to last me all winter, does yours?

iYi

Nov 11 05 12:10 am Link

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Nemi

Posts: 27413

Jamaica, New York, US

Meow, its late, im confused...

Nov 11 05 12:26 am Link

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stylist man

Posts: 34382

New York, New York, US

Funny.   
It is funny fun
to tell funny people
that they are funny
for if they are funny
is it okay to tell them
they are funny?
Are you being funny?
Are there funny things
or just funny people? 
I heard once upon a time that,
There are no funny things
just funny people
so thus telling a funny thing
that it is funny is funny. 
But funniest of all
is to tell someone funny
that they should not
call a funny thing funny
for that is the fun funniest
of all fun funny things.
Or are you being funny
By not telling them
They are funny.

I had fun.

Nov 11 05 12:39 am Link

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Bruce Talbot

Posts: 3850

Los Angeles, California, US

C'mon, finish it.       ""......... if a woodchuck could chuck wood?""

:: i have not heard that in years ::

Of course you know how to tell the difference between a woodchuck and a rockchuck.

Nov 11 05 12:44 am Link

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Brian Diaz

Posts: 65617

Danbury, Connecticut, US

No.

But the radiator is warm.

Nov 11 05 12:46 am Link

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cookie monster

Posts: 132

Alamo Heights, Texas, US

my girlfriend tends to my winter wood needs.

Nov 11 05 08:28 am Link

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Model Sarah

Posts: 40987

Columbus, Ohio, US

gay

Nov 11 05 08:36 am Link

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Pat Thielen

Posts: 16800

Hastings, Minnesota, US

The answer is:

  As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

  -P-

Nov 11 05 12:59 pm Link

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Lapis

Posts: 8424

Chicago, Illinois, US

MHana wrote:
Funny.   
It is funny fun
to tell funny people
that they are funny
for if they are funny
is it okay to tell them
they are funny?
Are you being funny?
Are there funny things
or just funny people? 
I heard once upon a time that,
There are no funny things
just funny people
so thus telling a funny thing
that it is funny is funny. 
But funniest of all
is to tell someone funny
that they should not
call a funny thing funny
for that is the fun funniest
of all fun funny things.
Or are you being funny
By not telling them
They are funny.

I had fun.

I am having fun replacing all 'funny' words into stupid.

Nov 12 05 11:40 am Link

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